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March 10, 2004
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Posted by Frank J. at 10:29 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (25)

Due to its popularity, there has been a reprint of the Know Thy Enemy: Terrorist t-shirt. All sizes are back in stock.

Also, I'm currently working on more t-shirts in the Know Thy Enemy™ series. What will be the subjects? You'll have to wait and find out.

Right Wing Stuff is trying out advertising on IMAO for a week. Go and click on their ad and check them out to show them that advertising on IMAO is a good idea. Do it now or I'll have Chomps get hit by a car and die. I really will!

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don't chill chomps he is the mightiest dog of them all

#1 - Posted by: ace on March 10, 2004 11:10 AM

If Chomps got hit by a car, I think it's more likely that the car would die.

"Chomps - scrap the caddy."

#2 - Posted by: Simon Jester on March 10, 2004 11:13 AM

you wouldn't!

...would you?

#3 - Posted by: BerkeleyGirl on March 10, 2004 11:43 AM

I am sure he would, BerkeleyGirl.

Still, I have the Nuke the Moon T-shirt to sell. Wore once and cleaned once and also ironed. But the T-shirt does not support iron. Fortunately I saw it in time, but I never wear T-shirt that have not been ironed, so I sell it 25 dollars with the label "Wore by Amphitryon".

#4 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 10, 2004 11:54 AM

If you killed Chomps, wouldn't the Rumsfeld Strangler kill the driver?

And couldn't Rumsfeld threaten Jesus and get his dog back?

#5 - Posted by: Haagus on March 10, 2004 12:05 PM

Just one question Frank. Why there is not a peace galery for the new Armed Forced T-Shirt, and why the Chomps of Toddk73 does not wear the T-shirt ?

#6 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 10, 2004 12:07 PM

I still say the perfect enemy for a Know Thy Enemy® would be the Chicago Menace. I know you don't see them as much since you live in Florida. Trust me, they are the biggest threat to you liberties.

#7 - Posted by: LibertyBob on March 10, 2004 12:14 PM

When was that Nuke the Moon re-print coming in again?


o.r.

#8 - Posted by: OldRasputin on March 10, 2004 12:31 PM

I want to see Kerry get hit by a car!

Then, at the last minute, they transplant Chomps' brain into his body to save his life.

Whoo-hoo!

#9 - Posted by: Casey Tompkins on March 10, 2004 12:40 PM

LibertyBob, what are you fearing the most with Chicago ? The girls or the guns ?

#10 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 10, 2004 12:41 PM

OldRasputin, are you so old that you can only speak in the past. The good sentence would be:

"When will that Nuke the Moon re-print coming in again?

#11 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 10, 2004 01:22 PM

There are talks of a Nuke the Moon reprint, but nothing is for certain now. If it happens, I'll reopen the peace gallery.

#12 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 10, 2004 01:44 PM

My sisters and I are three hot hot babes. Frank should send us free t-shirts so we can model them and send him pictures.

#13 - Posted by: Good-Natured Cynic on March 10, 2004 02:28 PM

Maybe I should have a contest for a hot babe, t-shirt model. I find people are more likely to buy a t-shirt if they first see how it looks on a hot babe.

#14 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 10, 2004 02:33 PM

If I had more money, I would buy like 5 of the RWS shirts....

#15 - Posted by: Taron W on March 10, 2004 02:38 PM

Come on Frank, do the contest! It's a win-win situation... the girls get free shirts, and the guys get to see hot conservative chicks in the shirts. I can't believe you didn't think of it sooner... Oh and when I win, I want an autographed "Nuke the Moon" shirt!

#16 - Posted by: BerkeleyGirl on March 10, 2004 02:46 PM

Good Idea Frank! I know for sure there's some good looking Conservative chicks out there - like BerkeleyGirl for one (mmm...blonde republicans...love ya babe;-))

#17 - Posted by: Brit_Student on March 10, 2004 02:46 PM

Amphitryon… oops these arthritic hands had (I mean have) a hard tyme typing in the present…

But I lok forward to the re-print so I can buy one. Or two.

o.r.

#18 - Posted by: OldRasputin on March 10, 2004 02:50 PM

Just add that the hot chick wins a mandatory date with me, and it will the coolest idea ever.

Actually, I had seriously considered this contest for the next shirt, with a decent cash prize being part of the reward.

#19 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 10, 2004 02:52 PM

Frank, "just add" not "just had".

OldRasputin, it's O.K.

#20 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 10, 2004 02:59 PM

Ok Frank, but I live in California... so you'll have to cover my plane ticket. But just having the privilege of winning one of your contests would be prize enough I think... well, that and a free shirt (oOo, or ca$h?? You're much too generous!)

#21 - Posted by: BerkeleyGirl on March 10, 2004 03:02 PM

Hey Frank, you will have to open a store !

#22 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 10, 2004 03:10 PM

Thanks, Amphi; it's good at least one of us knows English :)

BerkeleyGirl,
Prize would be cash plus one of each t-shirt (because you'd have to model them).

#23 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 10, 2004 03:26 PM

Ok when can I sign up? :-P

#24 - Posted by: BerkeleyGirl on March 10, 2004 03:30 PM

Mmmm well in that case I'll look forward to taking the pictures of you modelling the T-Shirts then BerkeleyGirl ;-)

#25 - Posted by: Brit_Student on March 11, 2004 06:31 PM
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