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March 11, 2004
Thus Gloats The Limey
I was going to comment more on The Limey, but he just wrote back, and it's hard to damn him more than his own words. Thus, episode six of The Limey is coming tomorrow. Until then, Combustible Boy of the former The Sound and the Fury has spotted Fascist McFascist (look for the title "WELCOME TO McFASCIST'S HOME of the INFAMOUS NUREMBURGER"). If you have any more Fascist McFascist sighting, please e-mail them to me. The greatest trick Fascist McFascist ever did was convincing the world he doesn't exist. BTW, who want to bet whether The Limey mentions Rage Against the Machine again? 43 Responses To "Thus Gloats The Limey"
first..... YAY!!!! he emailed you back! I hope he didn't block you.... #1 - Posted by: Taron W on March 11, 2004 10:57 AMI still can't get over how hilariously over-the-top that anti-McDonald's page is. I was giggling at it for like 20 minutes before I even managed to e-mail you about it, Frank. Hey, has anyone ever seen Limey and Jingles The McDonald's Hater together? The similarities are SUSPICIOUS... #2 - Posted by: Combustible Boy on March 11, 2004 11:06 AMNo bet. #3 - Posted by: aelfheld on March 11, 2004 11:25 AMWow ... he came back quicker than I could say "Dance for us, you hateful communist moron!". You might have a real masochist on your hands here, Frank. The burger site is a hoot. Did anyone else notice how the drawings look just like the ones you see in white supremisist pamphlets or those little booklets about armageddon that street preachers hand out? I think there's just one artist who works for all the loony fringe groups, madly scribbling out dire cartoon warnings about the evils of [insert cause here].
He's back? I'm as excited as a liiiiiiiiiiiitle tiny schoooooooool girlllllllllll! sucker bet. I'll pass #7 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on March 11, 2004 12:15 PMWow! Fascist McFascist looks exactly the way I pictured him in my mind. Freaky. #8 - Posted by: jonag on March 11, 2004 12:16 PMLet Operation Super-Ultra-Mega Sub-Orbital Saturation Bombing of The Limey's Residence, His Friends, His Family, And His First Grade Teacher's Residence (Deluxe) Begin! #9 - Posted by: Morphius Kane on March 11, 2004 12:28 PMYour right Dave; sucker bet. Rage Against the Computer upon which The Limey reads the conservative opinions that cause him to Rage #12 - Posted by: Cid Krynydy on March 11, 2004 12:38 PMOh great, send me to that site an hour before lunch. Also, the first time I read Frank's post, I swear the last sentence said "Rage Against The Mustache". #14 - Posted by: Combustible Boy on March 11, 2004 12:42 PMI'd say RATM will be mentioned twice for every fiver paragraphs. #15 - Posted by: Taron W on March 11, 2004 12:49 PMJohn: you think you've got it bad. I've got a stomach bug that won't let me eat anything but jello, applesauce, and saltines, but doesn't diminish my appetite at all. So basically, I've been craving hamburgers and stuff all week, but haven't been able to eat any of it. On an ironic note, one thing I can keep down without discomfort is Sprite, which is lemon-lime flavored. Coincidence? Maybe. Funny as heck? Yeah. #16 - Posted by: Good-Natured Cynic on March 11, 2004 12:51 PMI have heard that lemon in English meant "gay" for "girls", so the Limey might be a gay. #17 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 11, 2004 01:49 PMMust be nice to be a Class Warrior, yet still have an Internet connection...they must have nice big fat dole checks in merrie auld England, that many-sceptered isle. And hey all, did you see he has posted IN PERSON adfter Episode 3? Read his drivel and my cheerful replies! :) #18 - Posted by: emspace on March 11, 2004 02:18 PMLOL, sandor, you're right! my favorite of those pamphlets were the anti-harry potter ones that rambled on and on until i couldn't determine whether they were raging against harry potter or just the evil quidditch machine. #19 - Posted by: sarahk on March 11, 2004 02:23 PMYou're wasting too much effort on that limey SOB. Like any other troll, he craves the attention. Dump him and bring back Chomps!! We miss the precious angel-puppy Chomps!! #20 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on March 11, 2004 02:29 PMI know those photos are supposed to be shocking... but they just make me HUNGRY. #21 - Posted by: SlapHappy on March 11, 2004 02:43 PMI typed in "Fascist McFascist" on Google, and I'll be damned if IMAO was the only site that came up. And I will be damned. #22 - Posted by: some guy on March 11, 2004 03:35 PMDamn I am so sick of these fools--animal rights activists! They take a completely worthy cause, "animal welfare" (NOT rights) and make the entire thing a laughing stock. Idiots. They do so much more damage than good. I hope those little %$#@! choke on their tofu! #23 - Posted by: Serenity on March 11, 2004 04:17 PMcan someone give me Jingles's email, i want to piss him off #24 - Posted by: rapp on March 11, 2004 04:34 PMGeez, all that did was really make me hungry! Beef, its what's for dinner! That's why G-D gave us guns, so we can eat meat! These McFascist's McMoron's have too much time on their hands -- comes from being so freaking nuts they don't hold a job and have to leach off mummy and daddy. #25 - Posted by: Yankee Imperialist Running Dog on March 11, 2004 04:41 PMAre you the Serenity, Serenity? If so, good luck with your Chiurgury tomorrow. May the wise Hospitlars apply their leeches with precision and thoroughness.
The Limey is back??!! Clearly, the Loyal Legions of Frank J. Readers (TM) *didn't* email the Limey so many times that his mailbox overflowedeth. Let's get busy! Pummel him with electrons!! Scott #27 - Posted by: scott on March 11, 2004 04:59 PM
Damn, that link is scary. Almost enough for me to pass on that double cheeseburger. Almost... #29 - Posted by: James Doney on March 11, 2004 05:23 PMthe only thing scary about that site is that the human mind is actually capable of such idiocy. And i believe i will have a steak tonight, rare...and i mean really rare...like 30-40 seconds to sear the outside brown but when i put my fork in it is still says MOOO! Why? Because steak tastes like victory over a lesser animal that is only on this planet for our taste buds. Kinda like terroists that way, but i don't think terrorists taste nearly so good... Hey, I e-mailed the limey and I'm damn proud. Everyone else should too. #31 - Posted by: Rich on March 11, 2004 06:02 PManimal rights activists are so stupid. Big Macs, contrary to what McDonald's propaganda tells you, are not made out of meat. I haven't had a McDonalds for awhile, but that reminded me of them, so I got a couple cheeseburgers for lunch. And it made me feel GOOD. (Not the food, that was just "okay," but I loved doing something that would outrage a nutcase like that.) Humm, maybe McDonalds should pay them for the advertisement. #33 - Posted by: VR on March 11, 2004 06:49 PMOh, please tell me the Animal Freedom Fighter website is a gag, like a Landover Baptist type thing...that loon-acy cannot be the work of a serious person, can it? #34 - Posted by: Ron on March 11, 2004 07:00 PMI got $5 that says The Limey mentions Rage Against the Washing Machine at least 4 times in the next piece. Any takers? #35 - Posted by: SaWb on March 11, 2004 07:01 PMOK! YOU'RE ON! I BET 3 OR LESS, YOU GET 4 OR MORE, DEAL SaWB? btw, can i borrow $5? #36 - Posted by: rapp on March 11, 2004 08:58 PMChomps!!! We want Chomps!!! Dump the Limey Bastard and bring back Chomps!! #37 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on March 11, 2004 09:29 PMHmm, much as I would love to believe the Animal Freedom Fighters site IS a gag, life has taught me that lunacy knows no boundaries among the brainless (not to say humorless) pawns of the Left. My Mom's brother, my very own uncle, was sent a bomb in the mail. He survived, though the intent was clearly to kill him. It was sent by a splinter group of the Animal Liberation Front, the "rationale" apparently being that he is a cattle breeder. It could have been any cattle breeder, so I suppose we shouldn't take it personally - but if I ever find out who did it, I will make them look more or less like the second pciture on the left side of the "McDeath Photo Gallery". Someone should tell these guys a fact glossed over in "Bambi" and other movies that inform their philosophy: animals kill and eat each other. Sometimes in really yucky ways. It's true! #38 - Posted by: emspace on March 12, 2004 12:45 AMMaybe "Jingles" is the guy who sent my unc the bomb! If you all will maybe donate $5 toward my plane fare so I can get out to Venice, I'll whack his head off and put it on a pike! Takers? #39 - Posted by: emspace on March 12, 2004 12:48 AMFrank, why don't you make everyone happy and feed the Limey to Chomps? #40 - Posted by: aelfheld on March 12, 2004 10:42 AMSomebody named Nazi McFascist apparently works for the Cato Institute... Post a comment
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