Frank, I get the impression that you're about over the Limey. Either that or you're still furious about Madrid (as I am) and it coloured your response.

This isn't intended as criticism, just an observation. I'm impressed that you could refrain from eviscerating the wanker considering the provocation. I don't think I have that much self-restraint.

I pooped on the Limey first

oops, not.

Frank, this guy just doesn't seem to be smart enough to realize your mocking him. Please just take off the gloves and make him cry.

It's not as simple as ETA have bombed Madrid so they're in the wrong.

Ye gods.

Perhaps being annoying is the only weapon left to the Left. How about a new nickname- "sLIMEYball" -it sounds like "Thunderball", a cool James Bond movie(don't forget, Bond was a Scot).

P.S.- We need to get The limey and E. Harrington together.

I think that would be hilarious to see the Limey bestriding the land, screaming:

"I AM NOT A LIMEY!!!"

Aaaah, a Kodak Moment!

I was lookin at the trackin stats of this site. I noticed this site came up under these search queries.

pictures of incest
big naturals
I Hate Canada
smacktarded
"the overlord of chaos"

pretty funny, i thought.

-Ammo Man

Hey Limey,

What gives.... St. Helens College, is that some type of girls school? Are you raging against machines because you are having some type of personal crying game?

I'm thinking we should all email Paul Fitzgibbon and have him make sure you are taking your medication.

Result for 193.195.78.98
--> /usr/local/bin/fwhois 193.195.78.98@whois.ripe.net
[whois.ripe.net]
% This is the RIPE Whois server.
% The objects are in RPSL format.
%
% Rights restricted by copyright.
% See http://www.ripe.net/ripencc/pub-services/db/copyright.html

inetnum: 193.195.78.96 - 193.195.78.111
netname: STHELENS
descr: St. Helens College
descr: Merseyside
country: GB
admin-c: PF700-RIPE
tech-c: PF700-RIPE
status: assigned PA
mnt-by: AS2529-MNT
mnt-lower: AS2529-MNT
notify: hostmaster@demon.net
changed: hostmaster@demon.net 20021016
source: RIPE

route: 193.195.0.0/16
descr: DEMON-INT-NET
origin: AS2529
holes: 193.195.7.0/24, 193.195.13.0/24, 193.195.29.0/24,
193.195.43.0/24, 193.195.63.0/24, 193.195.138.0/24,
193.195.141.0/24, 193.195.170.0/24, 193.195.192.0/20
remarks: *********************************************************
remarks: * ABUSE CONTACT: abuse@demon.net IN CASE OF INTRUSIONS, *
remarks: * ILLEGAL ACTIVITY, ATTACKS, SCANS, PROBES, SPAM, ETC. *
remarks: *********************************************************
mnt-by: AS2529-MNT
changed: sam.bradford@demon.net 20020607
source: RIPE

person: Paul Fitzgibbon
address: Merseyside
e-mail: postmaster@StHelens.demon.co.uk
phone: +44-1744-623-128
mnt-by: AS2529-MNT
notify: hostmaster@demon.net
nic-hdl: PF700-RIPE
changed: hostmaster@demon.net 20021016
source: RIPE

I am not a hacker, and I don't know any hackers. But I hope someone is or does, and something is done. Ideally, a 30,000-volt surge sent through Limey's machine while he's listening to Whine Against The Inanimate Object while wearing headhones...

Emspace, is it time for prayer ?

jhar is right. That IP is registered to St. Helens College in Merseyside GB. So, Limey was born in 1983, is named Tony Pentin and is at St. Helens.

Interesting...

Yet another girly boy from Liverpool. Probably dreams of sucking Richard Starkey's privates.

Hmmm, it seems that the school has a contact here:
webmaster@sthelens.ac.uk
I wonder how they feel about the email being sent from their system? Should we find out?

Yes, definitely. It could be the purpose of a class lesson about... terrorism, words...

Amphitryon, thanx for acknowledging me, I am a noobie here and now I feel warmer and fuzzier than ever. Bless you.

In answer to your question, I don't think prayer can help us at this point. I think carpet-bombing is the only solution. Thermonuclear carpet-bombing preferably. Mind you, I am not a religious man. If you have faith, by all means do whatever your conscience advises you.

1983 eh, so that would make him 21. Explains a lot, doesn't it? Unloved and spotty, didn't go out for sports (and excuses himself by thinking of sports as "Fascist" I'll bet), majors in UBW (Underwater Basket Weaving), will end up on the dole at the moment of graduation presupposing he even gets there.

Say Limey, isn't the entire institution of University a Fascist, patriarchal, elitist one? You bloody hypocrite!

How about sending him pictures of the anti-terror demonstrations with the note, "All these people want to kick your ass?"

Emspace,
I have always though that University was a peaceful, quiet, unthreatening world. Except the exams, there is not much to worry about. The life, out the University is a lot more difficult, elitist, to not say macho, if not patriarchal. And hypocrisy is in the society. The more hypocrite you are, the more likely you are to get friends. It is just a game, and everyone, once have to learn it. University is not the worse place to learn it. Some people don't have this chance. I don't speak about the study, the money, the rank into the society. But being able to read, to write to understand is a luck. Many people don't have that much luck, and are consequently quite condemned to be the victims or their ignorance, while when you have some knowledge you can appreciate to be able to make the distinction between one truth and one other. It is a privilege. It is a real privilege that should not be waste with stupidity. Soon or later we always regret to be stupid, while there is much more to do interesting in life. There are other sports than sport to become funky, but it depends of the way you really look for happiness.

So the Limey is a 21 year old college boy?
A LIMEY college boy even!
I`m not kidding when I say I`m suprised. I thought he was just some little 8th grader or HS freshman getting his kicks. If this guy is really a college boy he needs to go back to high school. He writes like a demented retard.

College, eh? My domain. Send him to my calculus class. I'll give him a reality smack. Heh heh heh...

Oh, one more thing. When I was about Limey's age I had a suitemate who ran whooping down the hall about the left wing revolution during the Rodney King riots, while the rest of us were glued to the TV trying to figure out if our families were in mortal danger, because we couldn't get through on the phone. This was over 10 years ago. Funny, how the left-wing revolution has failed to materialize, and how I ended up a successful married parent and college lecturer with a Master's degree, while my suitemate (whose parents were richer than mine) ended up barefoot and pregnant.

Being a person who has had to back to college in his mid thirties, I'm amazed at the number of students who will claim some understanding of issues in the world but also complain that exams in introductory classes are too complex and confusing. If you can't get a passing grade on an introductory ethics exam, why shouold I value your opinion on ethical arguements. You could say that you care a lot and that the caring matters. But then, Hitler thought he did the world six million favors and really cared about doing what he thought was the right thing to do. Does that illustrate my point? (Gotta love the reductio arguement!)
Any way, rant mode ending.............now.

Libert Bob,

The Limey cheated on his Introduction to Ethics exam.

MonkeyPants
Imperial Font of Useless Knowledge

And yes ,the above was stolen, errrr, borrowed, from Calvin & Hobbes, thank you for noticing.

MP

Man, I put up with so many crazy fascists in college. I wonder why I go sometimes.

Hey, does anyone else think that Zack de la Rocha may be the one writing the emails?

I'm graduating this April, and I can't wait to get away from all the crazy liberals in college. Better yet, I wish I would be there when some of them get the rude awakening to how the world REALLY works.

Amphitryon dude (or dudette?), if University is peaceful and unthreatening where you live, please tell me so I can move there and my little boy can get his education in an environment where differing viewpoints are respected. Here in Canada, Jewish students have been threatened and even chased by mobs of Palestinian students, with absolutely no repercussions. The faculty probably approved, given the current climate in our schools.

Grrr!

i liked the limey when he was just an idiot, even felt sorry for him for being uneducated and uninformed (wait, is that redundant?). now he's just a young stupiud life-hating baby-killer-supporting machine rager who makes less sense than _____________[fill in the blank. he makes less sense than all of them.]. frank, i'll pray for the limey and his delimeification. and that he'll buy a speak 'n' spell at the st. helens bookstore.

Emspace, I though you were the Limey, which could explain the rage against the machine.
21
Intelligent enough to end the university
Girl, unmarried with one little boy
A lot of problems and no solution about it

Am I right ?

If you tell me, well, we can speak. It helps sometimes.

If the Limey has such a rage against the machine, perhaps he should try to find a human lover.

So you do too Liberty Bob !

But I guess that Iowa is too close of Chicago to pull you out of your house !
Guns...
Women...
Guns...
Women...

This Liberty Bob.
This is Bob's familly.
This is Bob's friends.

So nown you know why Liberty Bog fears about Chicago. Too scared of being cooked.

Root Cause of Terror: The unfortunate fact that many terrorists and their supporters are still drawing breath.

Sometimes, I wish we really were facists. Then we could just put people like "The Limey" in boxcars and be done with it.

Darth Bubba

P.S. does anyone know of a good first-person shooter game where you can kill arabs? Lots of them? And their goats?

Amphitryon,

I think what we have here is a misunderstanding. Let me clarify:

I am NOT against the machine. I love the machine, and the machine loves me right back.

I am male, 44, never went to any University, an IT professional, married, with a little boy. Weird that you guessed right about the little boy.

I hate the Limey and everything he stands for, and I despise anyone who would agree with him about anything. When I posted that University is Fascist, patriarchal, and elitist, I was trying to slap him with the sort of rhetoric he himself would use. I was trying to wake him up to his own hypocrisy.

Problems? Do you know anyone who doesn't have them? "Trouble? Life is trouble!" said Zorba the Greek. But I hope you understand me better now: again, I have said nothing but negative things about the Limey since I discovered this site, please read my other posts for confirmation.

regards,
emspace

The Limey has a site ?

I don't think so. He just uses his University email account. I notice you didn't say anything about my reply. Are we clear now?

Oh, I think I see the problem. I said "discovered THIS site", not discovered HIS site."

All right, all right. I am not a controller to check out what people said. Actually, if you say that you are not the Limey, I don' mind, great.
Thank you.

Canadian websites that ought to be taken out if anyone here has the knowhow:

http://tao.ca/
http://www.fire-this-time.org/index.htm
http://stopwar.ca
http://resist.ca/
http://slingshot.tao.ca/index.php

I am so ashamed to be a Canadian right now...what a pack of murderer-loving assholes. BTW, this is only what I am sure must be a tiny sampling of Canidiot content.

:(
em

"If I say I'm not the Limey"?

Amphi, are you a troll, or what? You are starting to get on my tits big-time...

You know Emspace, anyone can be a troll, or a bitch, or a pig, or a bastard, or a fuck, or whatever. It depends actually of the one who finds the time to think about it, because usually all those funny words are made in the head of those who mean to say it, and usually it is made accordingly to themselves.

Now, if you are looking for attention here, it is not with rudness that you will make your point.

It is you who are rude, you who have slighted me repeatedly in the last 24 hours, Amphi. In your last post you still managed to express doubt that I might not be the Limey. Behaviour like that looks trollish. If you want me on your side (and maybe you don't care, which is of course perfectly fine), all you have to is let me know you have read and understood my posts, and realize there is no way I could be the Limey, but am in fact the Limey's mortal enemy.

I cannot make this any clearer. And I have to tell you that in reading your posts, it is difficult to tell if you have any convictions at all about the issues discussed here.

I apologize to all regulars here at IMAO.US for this ridiculous pile of crap emanating from Amphitryon and I. It will end now, right Amphi? We have hijacked this forum, not very nice of us.

Actually, emspace, it's been kind of funny wathing the exchanges between you and amphi. I'm reminded of the line from Cool Hand Luke:

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

I always thought that line was from the movie "Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb." I'll have to check it out. Hmmm.

Yep, definately Cool Hand Luke. Oops.

I don't know how any one can be surprised about my failure to communicate !

Liberty Bob,

You are the one yourself who spoke of the pigs on your own site. At least the last one. You should have dared to answer here about the Chicagoan hunting in Iowa, and threatening the preservation of the white pig lined of black.

What do you fear the most ? Oil or garlic suppositories ?

Liberty Bob, Amphitryon is a woman in France who came here a while back. We find her interesting, confusing, and generally genial. English is not her first language, and misunderstandings on both sides are frequent.
BTW, she didn't guess about the little boy, you had mentioned him a couple of posts before she did.

It was "Cool Hand Luke". The phrase was one of the Warden's(played by the great character actor Strother Martin) favorites. The way he drew it out was comical: "What we have here, is a failure ... to commun-cate!" He never pronounced the third syllable.

Always thinking,

Special Ed

Anyone actually grasp that the limey is some dumb-ass 15 year-old kid who is just getting off on the attention? I mean, c'mon, getting your philosophy cues from rage against the machine? Laughing at bombings?

It's a a kid.

Special Ed,

"BTW, she didn't guess about the little boy, you had mentioned him a couple of posts before she did."

Which little boy ?

So Frank, where are you ?

Nobody forces you to be funny, but at least to be there. I don't know, one word, say one word, and we will make it funny in the comment section.

I wonder if the Limey would be upset to learn that some of his beloved Rage Against the Machine lyrics were remixed by Grouchy into a terrific pro-military, pro-Iraq campaign video (http://grouchymedia.com/videos/bomb_saddam/index.cfm)?

Somehow, the knowledge he would be appalled amuses me.

Steve

I now take back what I said a few days ago. "Frank is Limey, Limey is Frank."

I now realize how stupid that was. Even is Frank wanted to make a battle online by himself he wouldn't be as dumb as limey.

Frank, are you the Limey ?

amphi, frank can't be the limey. i don't think even really smart people can fake stupiudity that well. and no real human would even joke about the bloodshed in spain. and i'm under the impression that frank is human, in spite of the monkey pics.

amphitryon, you have got to be the most persistent troll i've ever seen. how do you do it, where do you get the energy to make yourself so pointlessly and continuously annoying?

OK, clarification II:

I'm not Liberty bob, I'm a newbie here, I'm Canadian, I hate pinkos. I was kidding about Amphi "guessing" about my little boy, I knew I had mentioned him in a previous post. I am sorry if my messages were heard for Amphi to understand (she's an archaeologist? And only has rudimentary English? Whatever...), but I do my best.

cheers,
em

Sarahk, I know that Frank is not the Limey, but at least he could react to it. I don't know if you have noticed it, but he is not there. He does not even say hello.

And I know that he is human, but I prefer him to be a monkey.

It's smart a monkey.

Dear all,

I would like to post DNS information for a bunch of Canuck sites that disseminate anti-American and anti-Israeli propaganda, and I would like to make sure as many people see it as possible. The reason of course being that I hope some of the viewers will be as angry about the mind-poisoners as I am, and be able to take them out.

Do I believe in free speech? Hell yes! If Josef Goebbels was alive today, would I want him shut up even though I believe in free speech? Hell yes! Hope that answers any questions anyone might have on whether or not I think the Internet should be a free-for-all for evil people to keep on poisoning the minds of the innocent.

Any suggestions as to where I could post such info would be greatly appreciated. Here's one for today to start with anyway, and they are one of the worst, being an umbrella for many traitors to cower under:

Domain: tao.ca
Organization TAO Communications
Registrar easyDNS Technologies Inc.
Renewal Date 2005/10/07
Date approved 2000/10/03
Last changed 2003/12/05
Description A National Media Organization, active in analysis, media action, and publishing. Members of the organization operate in 6 Canadian regions (provinces and territories).
Registrar Number 88
Registrant Number 9607
Domain Number 9607
DNS1
nonono.nomadology.net 207.164.197.18
DNS2
ns.tao.ca 216.138.216.130

i can't argue with you, amphi. monkeys are funny. but not as funny as frank. btw, i'm sure frank is out limey hunting, and for that, he has my full support.

Sarahk, I think also that fresh air is better for Frank than getting upset with the comments section.

I think that sometimes, the readers on IMAO don't see that Frank writes on his free time. Every mornings time 6:00 he wakes up to finish writing what he had started the evening before. He posts at 9:00 when he arrives at work. Lunch time he writes. And evening he writes. And he must be funny, and please everyone, and...

...I must be one of those readers...

...some readers just don't see that he is not paid to write, that he makes it for fun, his fun, not only the fun of the readers. After all, IMAO is not a forum. It is a blog, a place where one author gets his posts on the front page, as a personal journal, or a diary, or a personal saloon where the author is pleased to receive his guests in the comment section. So when someone argues about someone else, or have personal words each other, the feeling sometimes, can be as in a living room while having a dinning party. It can be funny, when it's meant to be funny, but it can not be funny at all. So, consequently, when some readers come here, that we don't even know who they are, to insult and clam words about the terror, it hurts more than ever...

... because Frank has a terrible weakness which is that he would not dare to say his thoughts. He would say it with fun, "sarcasm", but probably not with censure...

... so I guess that the Limey has over passed the line. And he pisses off every one.

Anyway, I have a funny story for you. Some guys, reading IMAO have sent me a porn thing which they probably know that I really hate. The porn thing was saying that college girls where playing porn to pay their study. So, I did not thought at once and I sent a tip to the FBI, with the porn message and the links to find out the truth. And at the same time, I recommended to the FBI to have a watch on IMAO because people who deliberately hurt with saying that killing is great when people have really died is something that hurts and which is not permitted.

So I guess that the FBI may be reading this just now, to which I must apology, because I really not meant to sent the porn links, but I think that the people who have sent me that were as much embarrassed than me about the reflections about Madrid, France and eventually the responsibility of Chirac. The only problem is that I should have thought before, but it was an impulsive reflection:
Porn is bad, so I call the police.
And by the way, if they would be kind enough to study the comment section, the 911 days, the Code Civil thing and the St Adelphe, it would have be kind of them, because the problem of the FBI is that they never study seriously what the people say. They study it when the bad is done...

... which is probably the reason why some people have sent me the porn thing, to make understand that if they could not call the FBI, I was dumb enough to do it.
And I have done it.
And I am glad.

The only thing now is that I would be glad that when I write, people forget that I am a girl, OK !
Just think that I am a stone or something like that. I don't know, something you may not find useful.

:)

By the way, have you seen this one ?

I have met several FBI agents over the years, and they are really overall a good bunch of people. They have a near impossible jobs, for less $$ than they deserve, and no credit. They get blamed fast enough when stuff goes wrong, but you never hear all the good they have done..Hope they get something useful from the Limey, if only a little sport!!

And FrankJ..you allright there bro? must we fear for your safety?

Sarahk, monkeys aren't only funny. They are sweet too.

i want a monkey...

Poor Frank, everyone's fighting on his page over nothing. Maybe you all scared him away from his own webpage!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! FRANK, COME BACK, WE STILL LOVE YOU! DON'T LET SURRENDER-MONKEYS TAKE OVER YOUR PAGE!!

Seriously, Frank, I appreciate your site. I must check the thing three times a day, and every time I see something new pop up, it's like Christmas. Even if I have to wait two days, its STILL Christmas. Even if its only half-way funny, it's STILL Christmas (except you only got half a bag of candy in your stocking, and another pair of underwear from your Aunt). You're one of the funniest men I've ever found on the web.

And, once I get a real job (once I graduate in April), I can start buying T-shirts! Woo-hoo!

yeah, i suppose they are sweet, amphi, but that pic you linked made me LOL, so they're definitely funny too, as you agreed. ymmit, to each his own. i'll stick w/ cats. they're not as smelly as monkeys, and they cuddle. haagus, will you buy me a t-shirt too?

why am i awake? i went to bed an hour ago.

It looks like the terrorists won in Spain, despite all the citizen’s protests against terror. The people voted in a socialist government. The attempts to blame it soley on ETA may have backfired.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,114147,00.html

I also heard on the news this morning that Spain will begin pulling it's troops from Iraq.

It is a terrible thing that happened in Madrid. I’m still very angry about it. It reinforced my view that we must hunt down every last terrorist and kill them, no questions, no trial, simply death so they can begin their eternal stay in the fires of hell. I figure Level 9.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9

Unlike us however, the voters of Spain looked evil directly in the face and blinked.

While they are our allies, again the United States will have to show we have what it takes to protect freedom from the Godless islamic fundamentalists.

emspace, ignore the amphibian troll at all costs. Her Samson like armpit hair strengthens her french troll powers.

Anyway, welcome to the site. Always good to see canadians that aren't commies.

As for Spain pulling their troops out of Spain in response to the 3/11 terror attacks, there's a real irony here, if you go back to Spain's Civil War.

There was a Communist leader named Dolores Ibarruri, better known by her non de guerre, "La Pasionaria". In a radio speech she said of living under fascist domination, "It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!"

Al Qaeda just said, "On your knees, bit*h!" It looks like the Spanish are only too ready to comply....

Yo duke, thanks for the greets. I wish I could see more Canadians who weren't Commies myself!

It is sad about Spain, isn't it? Maybe they can have a new Socialist holiday: "Piss on the Grave of El Cid Day"...putos!

If Amphi is really French, how come she speaks Japlish?

Check your http://nz.com.ua

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