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March 25, 2004
IMAO's Roadmap to Peace
Everyone has been talking about how blowing up Yassin and other things is screwing up the roadmap to peace, and that sounds bad. I then started figuring that maybe the roadmap that is currently too complicated if it gets messed up every time some terrorists catches a missile. Thus, I, Frank J., the super-smart, have made a much simpler roadmap to lead to peace in the Middle East. 59 Responses To "IMAO's Roadmap to Peace"
The artistry shows that you spent much time on this. I applaud your dedication towards peace. I would offer a contribution, but am distracted by porn. #2 - Posted by: gaskar on March 25, 2004 06:55 AMHAHAH frank, you're one funny treasonous ronin. #3 - Posted by: Random_Prose on March 25, 2004 07:02 AMWow...not only is he the Master Of Funny, but he's quite the artist as well. One more skill and I'll introduce you to my younger sister. #4 - Posted by: Evil Midnight Poster what Posts at Midnight on March 25, 2004 07:21 AMFrank, I don't have children. Would you agree I adopt you ? #5 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 25, 2004 07:57 AMYour roadmap actuallly has a lot in common with the "official" roadmap to peace. They both go back and forth without really going anywhere. How ironic. #6 - Posted by: Former Hostage on March 25, 2004 08:01 AMIs this the influence of a gorilla re-born or maybe the Limey has done something horrible to Frank. I know it can not be a Frank original, there is no blood and it is drawn backwards, maybe an evil monkee message is hidden in there. #7 - Posted by: James Old Guy on March 25, 2004 08:02 AMHostage, I looked and looked and looked but never saw anything nuclear. I left out nukes because they were hard to draw in context of a road. #10 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 25, 2004 08:51 AMI thought the Roadmap to Peace was fatally flawed from the beginning because REAL men don't read maps and/or ask for directions...or so I've been told. #11 - Posted by: SwampWoman on March 25, 2004 09:02 AMMen use maps; they just don't ask for the directions. But there are women in the Israeli army who will help the men if they get lost on the raod near the porn shop. #12 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 25, 2004 09:14 AMI don't know Frank ... I think there's room for an "Oppenheimer's Nukes" somewhere along the road to peace. Maybe Ed of Ed's Bulldozer Emporium would be willing to sell some of his land; he's got a lot of it off to the left there. Why have a highly dangerous pastoral glen (places like that just scream "Evil Monkeys Hide Here"!) when you could have a peace-bringing stockpile of thermonuclear bombs?
Hey Frank, maybe a tactical nuke? You know, like with wheels or something? #14 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on March 25, 2004 09:29 AMor maybe an atomic canon, those are fun... #15 - Posted by: Jesse bored in class on March 25, 2004 09:38 AMHey Frank. Great roadmap idea, but we have seen so many roadmaps fail over the last... How many years now???? Maybe you should come up with a revolutionary idea like a flight plan to peace!!! B1s and Apaches maybe?? Just a thought.... #16 - Posted by: mctr on March 25, 2004 09:48 AMWhere is Starbucks? #17 - Posted by: jonag on March 25, 2004 10:17 AMDad...are we there yet??? I gotta go pee... #18 - Posted by: Pam on March 25, 2004 10:36 AMHey, I don't think those guys are anatomically correct. #19 - Posted by: Jewels~of~the~Jungle on March 25, 2004 10:51 AMFrank, you should post a drawing every thursday now. #20 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 25, 2004 10:59 AMCheck you email, Frank, and prepare to be terrified #21 - Posted by: Keith taylor on March 25, 2004 11:20 AMWhere's the napalm? How can you have peace without napalm? #23 - Posted by: Peter on March 25, 2004 11:48 AMWow. Elegant. You should be Secretary of Peace. #24 - Posted by: Chaos Overlord on March 25, 2004 12:12 PMDo they give a Nobel Peace Prize for Cartographers? If so, this may be a winner (Ranks right up there with plans to saw along the California border and send that state out into the Pacific. That was also a brilliant plan till the EPA complained about ocean dumping.) #25 - Posted by: LibertyBob on March 25, 2004 12:18 PMB1's? Who the hell wants to use a B1? They lack the load carrying ability and total elegance of a B52. #26 - Posted by: Morphius Kane on March 25, 2004 12:29 PMAmphi, I like you now. No animosity between us? Love Shack, baby love shack! #28 - Posted by: Morphius Kane on March 25, 2004 12:44 PMhehe, nice one Frank.... One question, however: How in the hell did you manage to digitize your etch-a-sketch screen so cleanly? #29 - Posted by: Cpt.Dysentery on March 25, 2004 12:49 PMWhat kind of animosity are you talking about. I am sweet as a canaris. #30 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 25, 2004 12:56 PMAmphy....you kill me! Great Pic! #32 - Posted by: Pam on March 25, 2004 01:03 PMThose are the pictures of the road of the peace with Jesus for the guide. #34 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 25, 2004 01:12 PMTomahawk Nuke!! those are cool!! Nuclear hand grenades. not a great idea there. #35 - Posted by: Cavtrooper on March 25, 2004 01:36 PMso... what you're saying is that the road to peace leads to angry palestinians? I don't get it. Or, maybe we are defining peace incorrectly? :-P #36 - Posted by: spork on March 25, 2004 01:39 PMFor those who don't like the road for the peace with Jesus, there is this other road with Bill Gates. #37 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 25, 2004 01:47 PMAmphy, Jesus died to save even the hippies but that doesn't mean He wants to hang with them. ;-) #38 - Posted by: Pam on March 25, 2004 01:55 PMI could not resist, don't you think those kittens look like Frank ? #39 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 25, 2004 01:57 PMThat was touching, Amphy...almost brought a tear to my eye. It was the music that nearly did me in.
See the peace road, how the Palestinians are converting to hippies. #43 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 25, 2004 02:52 PMBTW, no one should drink alcohol when driving ! #44 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 25, 2004 02:53 PMTwo or three Peacekeepers should take care of things. http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/icbm/lgm-118.htm #45 - Posted by: Denny on March 25, 2004 02:58 PMOH! I know a guy who makes those! Maybe he has a few spares! ;-) #46 - Posted by: Pam on March 25, 2004 03:02 PMFrank, does "International Monkey Assassin Organization" means that you are a monkey ? #47 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 25, 2004 03:48 PMfrank, forget the t-shirts. your future is in stick-art lessons. #48 - Posted by: sarahk on March 25, 2004 04:47 PM"So simple, even a child could use it." #49 - Posted by: Curtis the Former Marine on March 25, 2004 04:54 PMOhhhh Frank nice work, careful now, when they put you in the gugenhime make sure they put you near the motercycle exibt. #50 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on March 25, 2004 05:00 PMThought Frank might like this, what with the whole irrational monkeyphobia he's got going on:- http://worldwarbush.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_worldwarbush_archive.html#108023063615081273 #51 - Posted by: Keith Taylor on March 25, 2004 05:28 PMgreat writer, bad drawer #54 - Posted by: Joey D on March 25, 2004 05:53 PMtwo words: KICK ASS! #55 - Posted by: CommieBastard on March 25, 2004 07:57 PMHow could you make an IMAO Roadmap to Peace that doesn't include a shiney, new Cycle of Violence?!?!?! Geez, Frank--come on! #56 - Posted by: Geo. S. on March 26, 2004 12:47 PMThe map is not the territory. :) It was twenty years ago today Well recommended implementing his own Middle Eastern peace plan. Kill the men, enslave the women and children, sow the fields with salt... Hey, it worked for the Romans. I guess the Israeli's have several advantages over the ancient Romans (and I'm not referring to machine guns.) Their plan seems to be, hide behind a wall, assissinate the leadership and let the Palestinians kill each other instead of having to do it themselves. (Saves ammo costs that does.) Sounds good to me. #58 - Posted by: Paulski on March 28, 2004 10:00 AMpolifonicos polifonicos sonidos polifonicos toques polifonicos polifonicos gratis tonos polifonicos nokia polifonicos alcatel tonos polifonicos alcatel tonos polifonicos para nokia sonidos polifonicos nokia ringtones polifonicos coros polifonicos sonidos polifonicos siemens toques polifonicos nokia tono polifonicos download toques polifonicos midis polifonicos descarga de sonidos polifonicos tonos polifonicos moviles tonos polifonicos para movil tonos polifonicos gratuitos tonos polifonicos sms tonos polifonicos polifonicos tonos movil polifonicos tonos polifonicos motorola melodias polifonicos tonos polifonicos siemens tonos polifonicos para moviles polifonicos siemens polifonicos motorola descargar tonos polifonicos polifonicos movil polifonicos sagem sonidos polifonicos movil moviles polifonicos sonidos polifonicos alcatel polifonicos descarga tonos polifonicos gratis sonidos polifonicos para nokia tonos polifonicos nokia 6100 sonidos polifonicos para movil sonidos polifonicos moviles tonos moviles polifonicos descarga de tonos polifonicos polifonicos sms tonos polifonicos samsung tonos polifonicos nokia 3510i tonos polifonicos para panasonic sonido polifonicos polifonicos dance sonidos polifonicos para panasonic tonos polifonicos para motorola c350 tonos polifonicos nokia 7650 tonos polifonicos nokia 3650 Post a comment
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