First post for me, and first comment. Whee.

Frank, you rock. I love your site. Stop keeping me from doing work, dang it.

Best line: "This is like a super cultural exchange - like when the Spaniards slaughtered the Aztecs!"

This dude is seriously whacked out.

The Limey is descending into unwitting self-parody. Some of the statements he made were so "out there" that I had to remind myself that yes, there really are people who think that way, and that he is a real person.

Or is he . . .

"...that's one more handicapped parking spot freed up."
Almost choked on my Limey-beans on that one! Too funny!

Too good.
Cleaning Coke off my screen again.
Hope he don't have a brain hemorage trying to figure out how Flipper applies to Capitalism. I really look forward to his insane replies.

Good natured cynic,

Funny, I was starting to feel the same way. You don't suppose that Limey could be an invention of Frank J., devised to hold us hostage to this blog?

I don't think Frank J. would willingly expose himself to Rage Against the Machine that much just for a cheap laugh. Or an expensive one.

What a focking idiot. Someone should tell him that an anarchist is someone who believes in no government - i.e someone who is extreme right.

It would take SERIOUS talent to fake a character that utterly stupid... Frank is talented, but come on... that's a stretch.

Remember, tomorrow is April Fools Day...

Someone tell The Limey that Mussolini was a student of Marxism.

And visit the Democratic Underground and you will doubt The Limey is made up!

Too funny...I thought for sure that G.W. signed that gypsy entitlement act? Maybe the limey has a point there.

The Limey has just become too pathetic to be amusing anymore. I know that satire and parody is beyond the brainpower of the Left (see Michael Moore and Al Franken and their lies is satire humor)so I think that the Limey descent into self parody is entirely unintentional, but I'm sure he would enjoy the irony of it if he knows what irony is.

I wrote him another e-mail...

Dear Limy,

i like teh emails you send to the renddeck frank on imao. he put tehm up on his web sight becase he is stupud and dosn't kno wthat he is shoiwng teh truth on his sight and when peeple see it the will kno w not to voet for teh idiost presdent bush. i likE RAGE OOPS I GOT MY COMPETER STUCK ALL IN CAPITELS AGIAN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT BACK BUT I CAN RIGHT LIEK THIS STILL. I LIKE RAGE AGSINST TEH MACHIEN TOO AND ILIKE WHEN YOU SHOW THERE WORDS TO TEH RIGHT-WEINGRS WHO CAN SEE NOW THE TRUHT!!!1111 I ROTE TO YOU LAST TIME YOU MADE A GOOD LETER BUT YOU DID'T WRITE ME BACK BUT MAYBEE THIS TIME YOU WILL. MY NAME IS IS STEVEN AND I WANT TO BE PART OF YOU'RE COLALITION WITH XTREM ONE AND CARL AND JOHNY DEPP AND SPINASH MILTIANT. I LIVE IN AMERIA SO I CAN HELP TO VOTE SO DUMB BUSH WONT BE PRSIEDNET ANY MORE!!1 YOU ARE BY HERO!! PLEAS WRIET ME BACK

-AMERCIAN WHO KNOWS TEH TRUHT

Here's what I wrote him last time...

Dear Limy,

I have been reeding you're e-mails on IMAO and thay are very good. You should right more becuse teh stupid Amerians needs to now the truth. You should tell him more to teech him and maybee show him why he shouldn't be a riht-wing fassist. You are very good. I am from Amrica to but I AM SMART NOT LIEK THEM. OOPS, I GOT MY BUTON STUCK ALL IN CAPEITELS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TOO TURN IT OF BUT I CAN STILL TELL YOU I THINK YOU ARE GOOD. MAY BE I CAN GO TO HAVRAD TOO AND BE MORE SMART LIKE YOU AND TELL THOSE RIGT-WING GUYS THEY ARE RWONG. IT WILL BE VARY COOL!!!!1111 YOU SHOULD WRIET MORE LETERS TOO THEM BECAUS THAT WILL HELP TEHM TO LERN. WON TIME I RED A BOOK MY MICHEL MOORE AND IT WAS GOOD SO I SAW TEH TRUHT. I HOPE YUO WIRTE HIM AGAN AND HE WILL LERAN.

FROM YOU'RE FREIND
AMERCIAN WHO KNWOS TEH TRUTH!!!!!!!!1111111111111

Okay look firstly how the hell could Hitler hate socialists when the nazi's were socialists?

Communism has never been put into action, all the "communist" nations where really just authoritarian socialists (guess their plan was to eventually reach communism).

Why would he be a socialist when he seems to be the kinda guy who likes individual rights? this Limey is fruit loopy.

And the biggest problem I had with this kid was his bringing Anarchists into his little world of idiocy. Think he ever even heard of Proudhon? I'll bet he hasnt, and if he's reading this post he'll probably look it up to pretend like he read Proudhon's writings like years ago...A very Limey thing to do. Anarchism is (put extreamly simply) No government. People governing themselves living peacfully with eachother. Without all the rules restrictions dogmas taboos and various other man-made problems. I repect anarchism, as I do "true" communism, but like "true" communism it wont ever work people are simply just too corrupt and someone will always want more than everyone else.

Limey = ignorant.
Socialists = ignorant and lazy
Communist = Evil authoritarian socialists
Anarchist= peachy keen
Capitalist = rich & peachy keen

Another entertaining installment of the "The Limey".

Keep 'em on the hook, he is truly a useful idiot!

Aren't travellers and gypsies the same thing? Did they get oppressed twice by Hitler?

(Some people use "traveller" to mean Irish nomads and "gypsy" to mean Romany nomads, but Hitler couldn't have oppressed the Irish Travellers, could he?)

I'm afraid some of us here are trying to psycho-analyze the Limey. Stop now!! The guy is truly wacky-smacky!! I mean c'mon, he has Die Hard on video?? Here in America we have these cool things we refer to as "DVDs". I'm sorry, but who's the backwater guy here??

The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

"I mean c'mon, he has Die Hard on video?? Here in America we have these cool things we refer to as "DVDs". I'm sorry, but who's the backwater guy here??"

Hey! I have Die Hard on video.

The only DVDs I have are seasons 1-3 of the Simpsons and Futurama.

Limey sounds like a silly teenager. Or maybe he's secretly reading our posts and getting a kick out of his blogdom fame.

Frank, I really appreciate you editing out the swear words for The Children(TM). I plan on reading this stuff to my kids as an example of what happens to you when you do drugs.

The man who tells regimes not to have weapons of mass destruction when his country uses them repeatedly!

Uh, I think we've only used 2 WMDs against people, and that was in the '40's.

jonag,

Maybe they don't make DVD players with those wacky plugs that the Europeans use, and they only make the nice, sensible American plugs.

Does the Limey realize he just said that the Nazis were against socialism? That would mean that they really had self-esteem issues, and may explani why Hitler killed himself! It was his final desperate attempt to get rid of socialists! I'm assuming any educated person out there would know that the Nazis were the National Socialist Party... And the Limey, yet again, proves that he's just blabbering aimlessly without thought...

-Brian

The daisy-cutter or blu-82 and the new MOAB are quite near small nukes (wmd-like) and we did dump a few daisy-cutters on the Taliban. Maybe that's what the Limey was talking about. Or maybe he's talking about the Afghan Torando AC130 gunships, they are massively destructive. It was disappointing though that we didn't drop any MOABs during Shock&Awe.

Geeze...we have a traveller shortage here in New England... thats right Limey we don't like Old England pukes like you. New (and improved with more cleaning power) England you wanker. Anyway I can't find enough gypsies and travellers to mow my lawn, wash my windows and serve as targets for my live fire exercises. Could you send some more over?

Hey Frank: I thought I read something somewhere about the commies cleansing more undesirables from the planet than the facists. I could be wrong since I'm a rednecked knuckle dragging American. Limey wanker.

That guy who's always right: NAZI stands for "National Socialist Workers Party" (I think).

"The man who tells regimes not to have weapons of mass destruction when his country uses them repeatedly! "

Yeah, I could have sworn we've only ever used two WMD's, and that was back in 1945. It's unfortunate really. All those poor nukes sitting in their silos and storehouses with nothing to do but dream about one day incinerating a few hundred thousand communists, terrorists, liberals, and/or ninjas in a roiling ball of cleansing thermonuclear fire.

And I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm extremely anti-gypsy. I saw one at a fair once, and I'm pretty sure she gave me a dirty look. I think it was just a regular non-gypsy old lady tryin' to make a few bucks by dressing up and telling fortunes, but if not...

That boy fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Be careful what you say about gypsies. They can put curses on you, like in that book "Thinner." I am definitely PRO-gypsie!

Peon! Worm! Limey!

How dare you doubt my existence? I will crush you beneath my hobnailed boots! First I will invade Germania, and enslave all the Germaniums. Then I will invade France, no on second thought I will invade Belgium, excuse me; France’s Mini-me. Then it will be your turn Limey! Not even all of the personalities in your head will be a mach for my Facistinian hordes. Then all limeys will be forced to carry a bundle of sticks. Why? It is our symbol dog! One stick by itself can be broken, but a bundle tied together can be set alight to warm your seedy little council flat.

Bow to your Dictator!

the Right Reverend Generalisimo Fascist McFascist

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe!
Keep 'em coming Frank.
Limely-geeze man, what a prick.

I, too, am suspicious. The Limey's grammar and vocabulary seem a little too . . . flexible. He switches between idiot and educated, especially in the 4th paragraph. I've got my eye on you, Frank!

I'm also dubious. The Limey cannot possibly be that wacky-smacky.

Best limey concept: Anarchy through dictatorship. Crazy-cool brilliant!

I lost it on "one more handicapped parking spot".

Life is gooooood.

Frank! It's common knowledge that cats aren't fascists, but communists. After all, they're always saying "mao."

OH my gosh, when I got to the Flipper theme I almost wet my pants that is just too funny! I would have came up with something lame like the Brady Bunch theme...sheer comic genius.

Man, the coke went out my nose at the Flipper song

He said Clinton was a Fascist...muh hahahaha that was pure stupidity there, how could a democrat be a fascist??

When are you people going to learn?

don't drink and read Frank!

your nose will thank you.

the left just gets dumber and dumber. i love how he somehow believes that anarchists would for some reason establish democracy.

Well, if he starts a limey army, we might as well start a right wing one: i guess we can start with these celebrities, and go from there

http://www.celiberal.com/theRighties.php

The Wales aren`t in the ocean with the Dolphins because the Dolphins are in Miami.
Hitler must have REALLY hated the blacks like Limey said. In all of those documentaries on THC Jews, Gypsies and gays seemed to have made it through the war (barely) in one form or another but I can say that after viewing all those videos, I have yet to see one single solitary black German from WWII.

what the hell was he talking about with the Swiss bank thing? how can a dirty lefty claim to be moral?

I don't think the Limey is made up by Frank.. I *do* think though that he is playing the same game our buddy Frank is.. Ultra-satire..

I wonder if somewhere out there in his Sprite-esque (LemonLimey! Mmmm) pond he and his friends are getting a laugh at these emails..

"Ah Lord Limington I see you have gotten another email from our friend Frank in the colonies!"
"Yes Mr Snugglebuns, I do so enjoy a good row with these yanks.."
"Aye my Lord, almost as humorous as a man in a dress. That is just a ripping good time."
"Mmmm. Yes.. Quite"

"that's one more handicapped spot freed up"..
MUHAHAHA!! Dude, my new LCD monitor now has Pepsi all over it.

"And I know where Wales are, you silly limey; they're in the ocean with the dolphins."

My pants are both warm and damp.

The man who has killed fifty thousand people in Iraq!

Only 50K? Man are we behind schedule, we may need to subcontract Saddams old death squads to up our killing rate! I say we knock off all the Sunnis first. That way there will be less bombing going on.

lim·ey ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lm)
n. Slang pl. lim·eys
A British sailor.
An English person.

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Ah, all you really need to know about the Limey, is that his favorite band is Rage Against Homework. That says it all about his maturity level.

The Limey appears to be more lifeless than me, and that, my friends, is pretty damned lifeless. I can't think of anyone who isn't a cartoon porn obsessed loser who can keep yelling at someone for this long. Too bad he's wasting all his time trying to convert conservatives to an intellectually inferior ideology, otherwise he might at least discover what it feels like to kiss a woman, but at his rate, he's probably gonna be a virgin the rest of his life.

Or was it "Rogue in the Mezzanine"
or "Rage in the Matinee"
or "Ragging the Watutsi"
or "Madge in Racine"
or "Rogge and the Athenes" (Olympic reference)
or "Deep Purple Against the Machinehead"
or "Purple Rain Against the Umbrella"
or "Wages make me feel Clean"
or "California middle-class punk-poseurs warm the heart of lonely, cold, damp, Limey loser"

I for one am quite glad that the limey & his kind don't believe in Fascist McFascist. It is well known that true Fascists hate democracy & liberty with the same vitrol that Socialists do, and we have every good reason to suspect that F McF is building WMD's right now. Clearly we'll have to invade his country & depose him. I'm glad that when we do, there won't be any protestors holding up signs saying "no blood for apricots!"

Hmmmm, the millions that Nixon & Reagan killed, I'll have to look that up; in the meantime, I see the limey is using the standard liberal playbook -- assume that any policies that are inconvenient are equally evil. So to him, having minority groups compete for jobs on a level playing field is equivalent to killing them off.

It's just too bad that "The Road to Serfdom" by F.A. Hayek isn't required reading -- but I'd settle at least for the Limey waking up enough to rage against the big media machine that brainwashed him and the trial lawyer machine that's always looking to create a "victim class".

I'm convinced the Limey is just some poor shmoe faking his political leanings for attention. Any day now, one of you is going to up and announce you were the Limey all along. I say this because his comments are getting to repetitive (meaning someone is runningo ut of creative juices) and continualy highlights those things that Frank seems to focus on. Its someone just playing iwth all of us, and we're buying it.

WMDs? We have no WMD's. We bought these ,um, monuments, yeah that's right Monuments fair and square from Iraq under the official UN sponsored Food for Scuds program.

You don't have to take my word for it, Sean Penn is stopping by as a witless, I mean witness...

Maybe his problem is as Frank said.. constipation..

Rage in the Latrine!

Damn you frank, you made me laugh so hard I woke up my entire apartment complex.

Flipper

you still don't see it he said bill clinton is a Fascist...it's like calling George Bush a Communist...limey, sir, you are more of a moron than Botox Boy

"Let there be Limey!" - for the first time in a long time I can genuinely say LOL

I have a cat, and trust me, she is a fascist. She's an atrociously grouchy little animal who pees on the bathmat when she doesn't get her way, which means we have to hang it over the shower curtain rod when we're not using it, which is a pain. She'll purr and purr, and then turn around and attack us for no apparent reason. She's a ghastly little beast.

But she's cute and fuzzy when she plays with string, so we keep her.

At least he calmed down a bit ...

LOL the flipper song got me so good ... i had to scroll down before I saw it and wasnt expecting it at all.

Great post Frank, the way he gathers his life wisdom from RATM songs kind of reminds me of Mary Catherine Gallagher on Saturday Night Live - the way she quotes wisdom from Lifetime movies.

I don't know if the limey is this smart, but traveller actually refers to a term commies used to use back in the day to introduce themselves and refer to one another as "fellow travellers"

Facism is to the way, way extreme left on the political spectrum. As defined by Mussolini it is absolute subservience and submission to the state. The state controls every aspect of life and individual man's only purpose is to serve the state to the point that man no longer has a seperate personality but takes on a collective state personality.

I thought about the idea that Frank might be writing as the Limey, but that theory just can't work. Too many inconsitencies for a man as smart as Frank. Besides, to a person who is not a fan of RATM, the music(if can be called music) is unlistenable, I can't imagine Frank putting himself through that torture just for a few laughs.

Cats aren't fascists.

Nor, despite kp's claim, are they communists.

They could best be described as anarcho-royalists.

Nice work, Frank J. I suggest in your next post you introduce him to the Underdog theme, which is far superior to anything by "Rage against the Machine that made us rock stars"...... last seen masquerading as Audioslave, once they swapped out zach the roach.

Im just happy for Yassim.
He was finally able to get out of that wheelchair.

:}

Is this guy for real...he's such a fag...you can tell he's from Europe.

everybody here stinks apart from me,of course

everybody here stinks apart from me,of course

Actually my name is not anna it is Jade

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