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March 30, 2004
You Seem Perturbed...
This picture from AP is just calling for a caption contest:
Seems symbolic of the Democrats and Bush when the Democrat primary was heated with Bush bashing but Bush didn't respond. BTW, I once went to a martial arts seminar where I learned to focus my chi to take blows like that. I was able to take a full punch to the stomach and throat just fine, but I wasn't very good at taking the groin kick. That is not a fun thing to practice when you aren't doing it well (bounce on your heels... bounce on your heels...) Anyhoo, caption away in the comments section. Winner gets to gloat how he or she is the winner... and maybe something else if I'm feeling generous. 114 Responses To "You Seem Perturbed..."
Caption: Ha! Stupid hippy liberal! My giant sized Republican "Testicles of Iron" happily shrug off your girly kicks! #3 - Posted by: Twitchy 45 on March 30, 2004 01:00 PMThe courts desision to go Fung Shei had to start at the top, With Goverener's personal assistant monks. The monks were known for having their balls in the precisie places, as we can see here, with Justice Vanderbuilt Testing their placement. #4 - Posted by: Guipo on March 30, 2004 01:02 PMThe Defense Lawyer tried unsucessfully to remove his foot from the dreaded Shaolin "Testicle Clench" #5 - Posted by: MartyBegan on March 30, 2004 01:05 PMSign zee papers, old man! #6 - Posted by: Phil Winsor on March 30, 2004 01:05 PM"The first annual Council for Religious Dialogue did not get off to a good start today as Cliff, a Southern Baptist preacher, takes exception to comments made by a Buddhist monk on pacifism and non-violence." #7 - Posted by: Andrew on March 30, 2004 01:06 PM"Sir, he's refusing to speak. Bring in Rumsfeld." #8 - Posted by: Morphius Kane on March 30, 2004 01:09 PM“Hey you dickless liberal, Kerry supporting,ketchup sucking, monkey loving, ninja eunuch; let go of my foot!” #9 - Posted by: Yankee Imperialist Running Dog on March 30, 2004 01:11 PMAt a recent Defense Treaty Summit, Tibetan Ambassador Xo Gung and colleagues humor US Secretary of State Colin Powell's request to re-enact the final scene of the 1983 Ralph Macchio vehicle "The Karate Kid." Mr. Gung later remarked, "I'm just glad we weren't negotiating on tariffs. By the way, does he know we're not Japanese?" "Hey this guys ass is some kind of wormhole ....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" #11 - Posted by: The Meatriarchy on March 30, 2004 01:18 PMYou put your right foot in... Rosie O'Donnell's new Broadway show, "Monktastic" rehearsals got under way. Seen here is director, Ima Mann, showing his cast the final "kick for love" sequence. This show draws upon Rosie's life experience, and shows how she views men. #13 - Posted by: DH on March 30, 2004 01:22 PM"...and you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around..." #14 - Posted by: Unclefrome on March 30, 2004 01:27 PMThe ambassador demonstrates China's intentions towards Taiwan. #15 - Posted by: aelfheld on March 30, 2004 01:33 PMWell, since my last one was simultaneously copied... =)
Wun Hung Lo does what it takes to ensure he is the voice behind the Mickey Mouse character at the new Tibetan Disney. #18 - Posted by: compos mentis on March 30, 2004 01:42 PMYou know Goldberg already posted this in the Corner with a caption. Now if I could only find the link... #19 - Posted by: Peter on March 30, 2004 01:51 PM"I don't care how hard you kick - I'm Asian - there's nothing there to hurt!" #20 - Posted by: Dan on March 30, 2004 01:57 PM"Take that, Yoda! ARRRRRRRGH!" #21 - Posted by: 655321 on March 30, 2004 01:59 PMSplitting the uprights, Asian Monk style! #22 - Posted by: Geo. S. on March 30, 2004 02:00 PMSuit: Well, you can't make an omlet without breaking a few eggs! Welcome to Bangkok #24 - Posted by: Neo on March 30, 2004 02:11 PMThat reminds me of the "Medical Lecture" scene in Young Frankenstein. #25 - Posted by: Ernie G on March 30, 2004 02:21 PMCaption One: Caption Two: "Damn! Can't he practice 'Wax on, Wax off' once in a freaking while???" #27 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:26 PMMr Miagi's training comes back to haunt him #28 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:28 PM"Give my candy bar back bitch!" #29 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:29 PM"I'm wearing steel toes you bastard!!!" #31 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:31 PM"Mr. Hahn's advanced shoe shining technique" #32 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:37 PMWhen the countdown gets to zero, the ignition sequence will commence, and you will feel me start to lift off. At that time, activate the explosive bolt and release my foot. #33 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 02:40 PMand you thought gay people did it weird #34 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:42 PM"Thank you sir! May I have another?!" #35 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:46 PMThe new freak dancing #36 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:47 PM...Everybody Wang Chung tonight!.... #37 - Posted by: jonag on March 30, 2004 02:48 PM"Damn! I hate getting my thing stuck on your thing" #38 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:49 PMAnonymous poster...come forward and identify yourself since you're so witty. #39 - Posted by: jonag on March 30, 2004 02:50 PMYan can do more than just cook #40 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:50 PMKung POW!! Ow. #41 - Posted by: jonag on March 30, 2004 02:52 PMThe fat one is thinking, "Shit!, I wish he would do that to me!" #42 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:53 PMAt the Chinese Carnival Pavilion, Epcot Center: "Ummm...let's see...Yum-Yum say you wear a 10 1/2 wide!" #43 - Posted by: Rocky on March 30, 2004 02:56 PMJin Whu standing on the far left thinks to himself, "There is no way he has balls!" #44 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 02:57 PMYes, I can be witty sometimes #45 - Posted by: Superman on March 30, 2004 03:01 PManonymous poster has left the building. #46 - Posted by: on March 30, 2004 03:03 PMThis is one way to stop the liberals from reproducing. If this fails, we can convince them that there are evil spirits about, ala this article. http://www.reuters.com/locales/newsArticle.jsp;:4067dda3:a99e2a31a388f2?type=entertainmentNews&locale=en_IN&storyID=4683759 #47 - Posted by: Devil Dog on March 30, 2004 03:09 PM"Hav-ah, nagilah, hav-ah, nagilah...everybody now"! #48 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on March 30, 2004 03:13 PMAfter viewing the well dressed government official's demonstration of punting technique the concerned monk behind him asks "What do you mean its stuck?" #49 - Posted by: Laura on March 30, 2004 03:29 PMPhotoshopped on FARK. Check out http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=884690 for a few laughs. #50 - Posted by: Lou on March 30, 2004 03:46 PMThe North Carolina Better Business Bureau's chiarman describes to the vendors from Shoalin R Us how John Kasay should have kicked the ball to keep it in bounds on kick-off. #52 - Posted by: SSG B on March 30, 2004 03:51 PM"With a suprise attack, the Bloodthirsty Tibetan Monks had taken over the boardroom and robbed the Corporate Samurai of his Katana and his honor. But as they would soon learn, a Samauri's hands and feet are far deadlier than any sword."
Monk on Far right to Monk on Far left: Can you see Mr Ho's shoelaces through Yum-Yum's nose yet? #54 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 03:53 PMStolen straight from those annoying Beavis & Butthead DVD commercials on Comedy Central: "Does not the fire need water? Mr. Ho: So, solly. I always panic when cerrphone ling. #56 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 03:55 PMMonk on Right: Yes, Grasshopper. And you thought picking up red-hot urn with inside of forearms was tough. Now, it is time to leave the temple. #57 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 03:59 PMMr. Ho: You fools. I told you the carpet was supposed to be burnt orange, not avacado! #59 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 04:04 PM"Ahhhh...'Iron Scrotum' technique." #60 - Posted by: Beastman on March 30, 2004 04:13 PMBrown shoes and socks with a blue suit -you're the one who deserves a kick in the balls #61 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 04:16 PM"bounce on your heels..." Is that the reason why the men do not wear heels? #62 - Posted by: Amphitryon on March 30, 2004 04:16 PMEver hear of the nutcracker??? #63 - Posted by: kball on March 30, 2004 04:26 PMSnatch these marbles from between my legs, Grasshopper. #64 - Posted by: Chris D on March 30, 2004 04:28 PM"Now that your foot is securely inside, I will absorb the rest of your body. Ah, yes, do struggle... it only makes my Absorber Apparatus work faster. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!" #65 - Posted by: Devil Dog on March 30, 2004 04:30 PM"So you say your crotch is made of concrete?" #66 - Posted by: javaslinger on March 30, 2004 04:30 PM"Master, why you call me grasshopper"? "Cause you ugly, like grasshopper". #67 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on March 30, 2004 04:30 PM(Slight rip-off of previous post) "If the Bruno Magli* don't fit, you must acquit. *(I think OJ was wearing "Bruno Maglis" on the day he didn't do what he did) #68 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 04:32 PMThe Romulan tractor beam is working like magic #69 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 04:35 PMMr. Chin say "we are the borg round eye; resistance futile." #70 - Posted by: Yankee Imperialist Running Dog on March 30, 2004 04:37 PM"Alright, now that I have my arm flapping going fast enough you can take this anchor off my foot so I can take off." #71 - Posted by: Laura on March 30, 2004 04:41 PMCongratulations, Chin. Your Kegel exercises are really paying off. #72 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 04:42 PM"In a futile effort to control Chinese greenhouse gas; under the terms of the Kuyoto(sp?)treaty, every chinese citizen is to be fitted with his own personal French designed plug." #73 - Posted by: Yankee Imperialist Running Dog on March 30, 2004 04:47 PMThat is too funny! Caption: The White House recently unveiled their new multi-skilled relection team in its fight to retain the White House - The Unbreakable Monks - able to stand up to any attack, anytime, anywhere. #74 - Posted by: Scott Sanburn on March 30, 2004 04:49 PM
"GET OUT OF MY WAY!! I can fly, I can fly, I can... #76 - Posted by: Laura on March 30, 2004 04:59 PMThis is a demonstration of the new stress relieving therapy being taught to our government officials by visiting monks from Tibet. "Chop, chop, Hop Sing!" Obviously they didn't understand Ms.LSU's article on "Handjobs." #78 - Posted by: LSUTiger on March 30, 2004 05:21 PMTibetan version of Russian face-slapping duel? #79 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 06:11 PMAdmissions committee for Rumsfeld's world martial arts competition at Fang castle, or whatever it was called? #80 - Posted by: Mad moollah on March 30, 2004 06:19 PMI don't think the monks are Tibetan. If I recall, Tibetan monks wear red robes. The Chinese wear yellow, or orange, or something. Or they could be from Southeast Asia. Ah well, I've wasted enough space. #81 - Posted by: Mob_Triggerman on March 30, 2004 06:36 PM"So, you want Taiwan to be free? We'll Roshambo for it." #82 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 30, 2004 06:58 PMMust wait...until adversary...lulled...into false sense of...security...before...impaling...with bell-handled katana...held behind back --Sun Tzu #83 - Posted by: Mad Moollah on March 30, 2004 07:29 PMFrank, you should pare down to like 5 finalists and have a vote. We all know how well that works ... #84 - Posted by: Bill on March 30, 2004 07:46 PMYeah! Declare a winner, Frank! #85 - Posted by: sore loser on March 30, 2004 07:50 PMohhohohoho, that's how I like it baby. work it. In, out, in, out. #86 - Posted by: johnny tremaine on March 30, 2004 07:56 PM"500 Dollars says you can kick me in the sack and I dont flinch" #87 - Posted by: Joe S. on March 30, 2004 08:33 PM"Secretary of State Colin Powell simultaneously demonstrates his displeasure with and the effectiveness of President Bush's recent controversial decision to replace his Secret Service bodyguards with Buddhist monks, a decision he came to after watching the Japanese animated television show 'Saiyuki'." #88 - Posted by: Cid Krynydy on March 30, 2004 10:00 PMFrank, do not vote for yourself on this one. It wasn't the funniest. Just thought I'd let you know before you got any more bright ideas (and I know you get lots). #89 - Posted by: jonag on March 30, 2004 10:19 PMPossible slogans:
"Whatta ya mean I got no balls"! #91 - Posted by: bootswebb on March 30, 2004 11:40 PMSteel underwear - $10 Betting your friend to kick you in the balls- Free Watching his reaction: priceless
Okay Haagus, you win!! Best one yet! And it only took 92 comments to get there! #93 - Posted by: jonag on March 31, 2004 12:28 AMPathetic Entry #1: Just like Mr. Miyagi taught us, there is no defense against The Crane. Pathetic Entry #2: Shaolin eunuchs rule, dude! They just don't get the girls ... #94 - Posted by: Captain Ed on March 31, 2004 12:50 AMSum Yun Gai proves yet again to the other monks why he's the only one exempt from wearing those most becoming dresses #95 - Posted by: BerkeleyGirl on March 31, 2004 02:16 AMRarr!! #96 - Posted by: Vitamin Tom on March 31, 2004 09:29 AMOkay Ichi, one more time... but if my shoe comes back untied again I'm gonna get really upset! #97 - Posted by: scottymac on March 31, 2004 10:24 AMeunech monks takeover courtroom to protest the killing of kung fu squirrels. Details at eleven. #98 - Posted by: ace on March 31, 2004 11:49 AMeunech monks takeover courtroom to protest the killing of kung fu squirrels. Details at eleven. #99 - Posted by: ace on March 31, 2004 11:49 AMOkay, just declench the cheeks a bit so I can have my foot back please! #100 - Posted by: DNice on March 31, 2004 02:02 PM"We'll Roshambo for it" !!!! That's the best, by far. #101 - Posted by: Maddog on March 31, 2004 02:19 PMHerb Wesson does to the monk what he's been doing to California taxpayers for years. #102 - Posted by: dexter on March 31, 2004 04:22 PM"Aaah. Your predilection or vengeance against your childhood tormenters is strong; yet, I comfortably feel that you still lack the grace of a true smack-down..." #103 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on April 1, 2004 12:17 AMThe defense lawyer clearly demonstrated his client's nuts. #104 - Posted by: Aric on April 1, 2004 08:44 AM"Ha! Stupid hippy liberal! My giant sized Republican "Testicles of Iron" happily shrug off your girly kicks!" I think the majority of Jiu Jiu Shen Gong practicioners are actually liberals... That's a pretty interesting view on third party verification. #106 - Posted by: third party verification on November 21, 2004 03:24 AMThat's a pretty interesting view on free wake up call service That's a pretty interesting view on third party verification. #108 - Posted by: third party verification on November 28, 2004 08:18 PMThat's a pretty interesting view on third party verification. #109 - Posted by: third party verification on December 2, 2004 03:31 PMpyruvatea resources to find pyruvate. href="http://www.lookcut.com/pyruvate.htm">pyruvate #110 - Posted by: pyruvate on January 5, 2005 08:09 PMGreat discussion. Just a slight change in the subject. You may be interested in one of these seasonal tax topics: Great discussion. Just a slight change in the subject. You may be interested in one of these seasonal tax topics: Great discussion. Just a slight change in the subject. You may be interested in one of these seasonal tax topics: Post a comment
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