FIRST! and death to Yoda

That was actually physically painful to read. I felt embarrassed for the author. At least "Those WMD gotta be around here somewhere" is a little edgy, if not particularly funny. This is just crap. My grandmother can write better humor pieces than that, and she's dead.

But. We all know, somewhere on DU, this piece is being hailed as a masterpiece of contemporary political wit. These people must be stopped.

Like you, they have to know their audience.

655321, not only have you pooped your pants, your disrespect for the galaxy's most powerful Jedi Master is disturbing.

I know that I'm a knuckle dragging conservative with undevolped frontal lobes, but was there a joke in the someplace in there?
Looking under desk. No joke there.
Looking behind the blinds. No joke there.
Moving the couch. No joke there.
Under the table maybe? No joke there.
Stands in the middle of the room and scratches head. I know that joke has got be somewhere.
Oh, I get it, the Left is at another painful attempt at satire. The joke is, is that there is no joke.
Stands in the middle of room scratching my head wondering why I even try to use logic.

This email is as uncomfortably unfunny as watching some oldster try to be "hip" and "with it" on an MTV Rock the Vote special. Oh yeah, Kerry did that, too.

I have seen some unfunny April Fool's Day jokes, but that is one of the worst.

I liked yours much better. You almost had me thinking you meant it, until I remembered the date halfway through.

I think Kerry's medicine for his prostate problem are making him woozy. (google to see Kerry's prostate was removed last year) By the way if your prostate is removed, doesn't that make you impotent? Great president we will have. The French have loverboy Chirac for president and we'll have a Eunuch.

Here's another unfunny April Fool's joke from another liberal group--Planned Parenthood:

http://www.saveroe.com/whitehouse/

Bitter people.

It`s a fund raising pitch. $25? That`s it?
Click my name and do a search by location of political donations in your area to political candidates.
In my area the various Dims get get from 10 to 20 straight donations varying from $5 to $500 then BAM!!! 5 to 10 people will donate $3000 to $5000 to Bush. The pattern seems to repeat.

It reminds me of a chain letter "send this email to five friends now."

Correct me if I am wrong but aren't chain letters illeagle?

Hey...I can be a Democrat too! Observe:

April Fools!

Bush is teh st00pid.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

My favorite part:

"Let's show him we know better -- send this email to five friends now."

-- Democrats, the ultimate chain mail believers. Send this to five of your friends, then turn around in a circle 8 times, chant the name of the boy you like and then in 10 days you'll get lots of money! But if you don't you'll be doomed bad luck forever!
(read that last part in a deep, uber scary voice)

There's a fine line between parody and childish spite. Frank J manages to keep in the parody zone, even with politicians he doesn't like. This sad attempt at an April Fool's joke... is just childish and rather spiteful.

Kerry Has Plan to Fund his Policies Without Raising Taxes

Senator John Kerry outlined his plan today to fund his high cost policies without raising taxes.

"Americans, except for Benedict Arnold CEOs, should all enjoy the privilege of waiting in long lines for free but poor-quality healthcare and welfare checks." Kerry stated. "But why should the common man pay for it? This year, Benedict Arnold Fortune 500 companies brought in over 1 trillion dollars in New York. If we can tax them at 100%, as well as all those other job-outsourcing Benedict Arnold companies, we will have the money to pay for my 1.7 trillion dollar spending plan."

When asked if the Heinz ketchup company, who has outsourced jobs, would be taxed at this rate, Kerry stated that he would tax them, but after a moment’s thought he changed his mind.

Oh yeah, and April Fools

See, that's the point. Democrats have no sense of humor. To them, this is probably the funniest thing they'd bother with.

In other news today Hilary clinton backs John Kerry's plan to raise Gas taxes 50 cents. When John Kerry was asked about this, he stated "i have no comment i never suggested this, Hillary Clinton has stepped too far."
Later that evening in a press conference
John-"i would like to introduce my biggest supporter Hilary Clinton (which one of us are the anti-christ...well the antichrist couldn't be french so it must be hilary.) We will raise taxes 50 cents on gas per gallon in our evil plot to...ahem i mean to help with the um economy yeah.
reporter-but you said today that you never introdued such a plan
John kerry-i never said such a thing
reporter-plays back tape ""i have no comment i never suggested this, Hillary Clinton has stepped too far.""
John Kerry- you didn't say per gallon duh

The ultimate Dem April Fools joke would be Kerry takeing a stand on something, then not backing off of it a few hours later.

Actually, outsourcing a national deficit has a long and honorable history.

It's called "pillage"...

This email is the same reason why "Air America" (liberal talk radio) won't work. Democrats have no sense of humor, well maybe just a REALLY lame sense of humor. Al Franken is not funny, I watched SNL quite a few times (shoot, did I just admit that?) when he was still writing for the show, and it just wasn't funny. I thought I just didn't get the jokes, but then I thought about all the times I had laughed at funny things, and said to myself, "Self, SNL just ain't funny". Want's the worst thing for a comedian to be? Yep, not funny.

There was a joke in there:
"John Kerry, the Democratic candidate for president, ..."

Actually, I don't recall being "officially annointed", as the conference hasn't convened and named him as such. So - technically - that note has a lie in it too.

Ever notice how art only flourishes in capitalistic countries? And yet most artists are socialists. Guess the same goes for jokes.