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April 02, 2004
Just Got a Surprise
Just heard the door bell ring (I have today off from work), and there at my doorstep are my Know Thy Enemy: The French shirts from ThoseShirts.com. They're a piece of art as usual. Anyway, there printed now and ready for shipping. Everyone who pre-ordered should be getting them. Remember, everytime a doorbell rings with a delivery of IMAO t-shirts, Chomps lives another day :) 31 Responses To "Just Got a Surprise"
First! Long live the best UN Peacekeeper ever! #2 - Posted by: Haagus on April 2, 2004 02:30 PMPre-ordered mine 2 weeks ago, can't wait to get it. Just doing my part to keep chomps alive. Brass. #3 - Posted by: Brass on April 2, 2004 02:55 PMExcellent. Hatred of the French is one thing that Americans of all stripes ought to be able to agree on. I've had dozens of people strike up conversations with me when I've worn my own France "Unconditional Surrender" shirts, and I expect similar results with this shirt. I've just ordered mine, size 2X, and look forward to receiving it. Kudos again. #4 - Posted by: Spoons on April 2, 2004 04:25 PMNow that I think of it, I may have to order one of those "Terrorist" T-shirts, too. As soon as I get my allowance from Laura next week, I'll see if I have enough. #5 - Posted by: Spoons on April 2, 2004 04:27 PMA propos (is that Fraunch) the T-shirts, I'm reminded of a good joke Q: Why did the Fraunch line the Champs Elysees with trees? A: Because the German army likes to march in the shade! #6 - Posted by: Mad moollah on April 2, 2004 04:30 PMHow do I get an "I POOP MY PANTS" shirt? (I already have the pants.) #7 - Posted by: Hans Blip on April 2, 2004 09:39 PMTony is going to write back. He's just waiting for the right moment. The man is reknowned for calculating attacks against bigots! #8 - Posted by: XTREME ONE on April 3, 2004 08:35 AMI've seen his email that he intends to send to Jackass. It's excellent. #9 - Posted by: Spanish Militant on April 3, 2004 08:36 AMThat's the great thing about Tony. He waits and waits until the time is right. He makes the conservatives and fascists think that they have finally scared him off and then BANG! He strikes back. #10 - Posted by: Carl on April 3, 2004 08:37 AMTony is coming back! Our leader - our hero of the coalition. He's going to write back to Jackass soon. The LEFT is coming, Frank! #11 - Posted by: Johnny Depp on April 3, 2004 08:38 AMOur hero likes making grand entrances. #12 - Posted by: XTREME ONE on April 3, 2004 08:39 AMThe Left is going to attack Jackass again! #13 - Posted by: Spanish Militant on April 3, 2004 08:39 AMOur hero returns soon. We know when he's gonna strike but we're going to get Jackass all paranoid by keeping silent of the exact moment of strike. Just wait...and wait...and wait, Jackass. To this "Coalition" How old are all of you (if there is more then one of you, it sounds all like you are just one person) seriously? Like 12 or 13? #15 - Posted by: Shockwave on April 3, 2004 10:29 AMOh look, it's the coalition of one... Tony's livid? I think that was the point! #16 - Posted by: Ann on April 3, 2004 10:30 AMPlease! No! Not another e-mail! The elft is too much for po' Frank! #17 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 3, 2004 11:17 AMI changed my mind. I wanna "TONY POOPS HIS PANTS" shirt! #18 - Posted by: Hans Blip on April 3, 2004 11:44 AMBlackmail! Holding poor Chomps hostage for T shirt money. I thought it was about the laughter, Frank, the LAUGHTER... #19 - Posted by: Masada on April 3, 2004 12:31 PMAt least, someone reasonable ! Post again, I dare you, you porcine mucous consuming leader of the Coalition of Leftist Dogs! I scoff at your feeble fluffy bunny like attempts to strike fear! Bow to me Limey, or face the consequences! Totally off topic comment: NO BLOOD FOR KUMQUATS! #21 - Posted by: Fascist McFascist on April 3, 2004 12:41 PMHow about Know Thy Enemy: The Limey. I would LOVE to see it. #22 - Posted by: Rich on April 3, 2004 01:12 PMShould it be "thy," or "thine"??? I'm thinking "thine" is possessive, but I really don't know. #23 - Posted by: Michael Levy on April 3, 2004 07:54 PMI do believe that "thy" is a Middle English contraction of the word "thine," though both are possesives of the word "thou" (The contraction of "thou" would be "thee". “The presidential candidates are practicing the first rule of warfare: know thine enemy”- Eleanor Clift how about a Limey t-shirt? that would really honk him off if he knew you were making money off shirt that promoted his stupidity. #25 - Posted by: RT on April 3, 2004 09:19 PMI'm kinda wanting a Chomps the Dog t-shirt myself. However if I can get some extra money, I'll buy the Fun facts about the French t-shirt to help with Chomps' life-support. #26 - Posted by: Kyle D. on April 4, 2004 01:52 AMI came upon this site recently, and it reminded me of your In My World series. http://www.miniclip.com/bushshootout.htm #27 - Posted by: Fundamentalist on April 4, 2004 03:39 AMWho would win in a fight between aqua-man and the limey? Me I am placeing my money on the aqua-man, I mean England is an island right? He is going to have to leave eventualy to go feleto his hero Osama, then aqua-man can strike! #28 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on April 4, 2004 04:08 AMFrank, on miniclip, there is a game for you. A very funny game actually. #29 - Posted by: Amphitryon on April 4, 2004 02:02 PMSHIRTS! awright!
i'm looking for http://steelbuildings.angelcities.com #31 - Posted by: steel buildings on November 1, 2004 12:53 PMPost a comment
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