Your near the middle, thats pretty good, but means you get stuck near the kiddy table :(

Oh yea... I pooped my paints!

It seems to be related to the number of liberals one has pissed off. You need to get better coverage.
I recommend an essay contest open to grade school children where they can win a giift certificate for a bicycle if they can describe good things about invading Iraq. Then, to promote it, send out a press release to every major news organization in the country (maybe other countries as well.) If that doesn't get michael moore to spit out a half eaten squirrel, nothing will.
Then, when all the liberals hate you, you might become an interesting dinner guest for wierd bloggers.

Why would you poop your paints, MK? :)

I think some people didn't read far enough into the article.

And Frank, I think the number one choice shows a good deal of savoir faire (pardon my French) on the part of the selectors.

I would not want to eat dinner with Condi Rice. Escpecially if we were eating steak or some other food requiring a knife. I'm afraid I might slip up and-POOMF-there's a knife betw. my eyes.

I'd vote for Ari Fleischer, Donald Rumsfeld, Ah-Nuld, the hot babe Ah-Nuld is married to, Mel Gibson, and Barney the Magical Christmas Dog.

Yeah, but did you see Number 8 (Not Ann Coulter)?

Reasons to have dinner w/ Condi Rice
1.) She's smart
2.) She's reasonably anti-lefty
3.) She's hot (for a woman over 40)
4.) When she goes to the pistol range and empties a clip from her Beretta, she gets all shots in an area the size of a quarter (from 25 yards distance)
5.) She speaks Russian - she can get me the hook-up with one of those mail order Russian brides

Ooh, I want a mail-order Russian bride! ;-)

lol, I'd love to have a shooting competition with her- I'm a pretty good shot (mmm, I do so love my M-16...) but she'd probably kick my ass after I beat her.
Oh and HI! to CCinCali... I like you even (especially?) if Amphy is bitter towards you... gotta represent for the blondes on the left coast! ;-)

Actually, I'm impressed with Condi's abilities as a concert pianist:

http://www.beautyinmusic.com/artist_pages/condoleezza_rice.htm

I'd like lunch with Frank, and would fly down to Melbourne for it - but I haven't quite cracked the circle of right-wing bloggers so I get speedy answers to my emails and phone calls.

I'd want a candlelight dinner with Michelle Malkin. Too bad we're both married. (My wife is Filipino and hot, but she's not quite as politically attractive, or erudite, as Michelle.)

I haven't quite cracked the circle of right-wing bloggers so I get speedy answers to my emails and phone calls.

That's nothing, Hal. You should try waiting for Frank to update the Peace Gallery. (Sorry, Frank, but you cannot continue to blame a Marine for your stalling--even if he is your brother.)

If I could have dinner with any one living person, it would have to be Osama bin Laden. I'm pretty good with steel and could use a new hood ornament. Soon as we can get him out of France maybe something can be arranged.

I found it interesting that the evil puppy blender was on the list. How interesting can that conversation be?

Me: I think that nanotech is good.
Glenn: Indeed.
Me: Can I have a puppy shake?
Glenn: Heh.
Me: What do you think about [insert subject]
Glenn: [Insert Blogger] has a great post about it. Read the whole thing. Also, here are some pictures of the University of Tennessee's law building. And some trees. And, if you're lucky, some water.

OK,you're at lunch with Clinton and bin Laden.

You have only one poison pill to drop in either's Evian.

Which one?

Put the pill in Clinton's water and use your steak knife to kill bin Laden.

Washington Conservative,
LOL. Send that to him.

Frank

I gotta admit that the idea came from one of your posts.. It was the In My Possible World that Howard Dean was president and nuked the whole world (http://www.imao.us/archives/001168.html)..

"Most of the internet, and, more importantly, the blogosphere has been destroyed, only my blog and Instapundit still remain. Since there are no news feeds to read, Instapundit consists solely of empty quotes followed by either "Heh" or "Indeed". Glenn Reynolds has gone mad, I tell you, mad! And that's not just sour grapes because he still gets twenty times the hits I do"

Anyway, love your stuff Frank, keep it up

You are right beside Phelps Who Kicked Your Ass At Win Frank's Funny, I'm pretty sure. The rabid spider monkeys are on your other side.

Phelps Who Kicked Your Ass At Win Frank's Funny,

not sure I follow you.. is that a compliment or an insult?

LOVE THIS SIGHT!!!!!!!!