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April 09, 2004
A Few Announcements
* On my blog ad sidebar I have my very first ads for political candidates. Make sure to go read about Robert Lamutt and Nathan Tabor... especially if you're in Georgia or North Carolina. Good candidates could always use some more financial help, and it’s the individual contributions that make the biggest difference. * Last call to sign up and as Frank J. fan before I send an e-mail out to my charter members along with the one time pads for reading the secret messages about me, Frank J. When I become rich and famous, I'll make sure to remember you all (or, at least, pretend to). Only through your help can I achieve me goal of stealing Jonah Goldberg's job. * It's too late to try and enter to become a judge for the IMAO T-Shirt Babe Contest, but I'll be looking over the tons of entries I got this weekend and announce the winner on Monday. As for the babes, this weekend is a good time to prepare your entries. * I realized I haven't said anything about the Japanese hostages in Iraq, so I'll leave that to Emperor Misha I. * Today is Good Friday. Some may think it odd to call the day commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus the Christ "good", but it's better than the old name: Why Did Those Pesky Jews Kill Our Jesus?! Friday. Well, I had an Entenmann's chocolate donut this morning and a couple cups of coffee, but, now that I remembered what the day is, that's it until tomorrow. I will be going to a dinner for a friend's birthday, but I guess I'll just stick to bread and water (which will make it a cheap outing). And since it's supposed to be a day of abstaining, this is the last I'll post until tomorrow. See you later. 35 Responses To "A Few Announcements"
ahem... First! sorry frank. funny stuff soooo, i can't sign up. i keep getting a error that says i have not filled in a feild that i have clearly filled in. anyone else have that problem? Can't sign-up either Adam. It keeps telling me the list is full. Oh, and Frank. If it's a day of abstaining, you need to give the hands a rest from more than just the keyboard my freind. #4 - Posted by: John in Utah on April 9, 2004 02:13 PMI tried to enroll, but it never sent me the password even though it said my subscription was successful. #5 - Posted by: Merrijane on April 9, 2004 02:29 PMYou'll have to talk spacemonkey since I don't run that. #6 - Posted by: Frank J. on April 9, 2004 02:44 PMFrank J, since Sunday is Easter, how many rabbits should I sacrifice? NARGNARGNARGNARG! #7 - Posted by: ANARCHYSOUP on April 9, 2004 02:59 PMFrank, in that context we prefer to be called "Jooooooooos!" And speaking of which, shouldn't it be matza (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matza) and water? #8 - Posted by: Columbus on April 9, 2004 03:48 PMFrank, in that context we prefer to be called "Jooooooooos!" And speaking of which, shouldn't it be matza (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matza) and water? #9 - Posted by: Columbus on April 9, 2004 03:48 PMYou should read this: Ancient Jewish Man's Remains Give Crucifixion Clues The name of the man was Yehohanan Ben Hagkol. It sounds that Jesus could be the short name for Jehohanan... #10 - Posted by: Amphitryon on April 9, 2004 04:11 PM--I joined the club a little while ago and nothing fantabulous has happened yet... when will it happen, Frank? #11 - Posted by: Devil Dog on April 9, 2004 04:11 PMHappy day oh joy! I'm finaly a member of the fan club. Frank, I'm sure the Pope would give you special dispensation to continute posting today...please? #13 - Posted by: Eric on April 9, 2004 05:35 PMAmphitryon - interesting, but Jesus in Hebrew is Yeshu'a or Yeshu, not Yohanan (which Reuters acurately translated to John). #14 - Posted by: Columbus on April 9, 2004 06:29 PMColombus, I meant that Jesus could be a contraction of Yehohanan as Mat is a contraction of Mathew. The scripture is a consequence of the death of Jesus, not of his life and most the words of the Christian Bible come from direct voice transmission and then lastly to the scripture. The name could have be little transformed due to local dialects which seems to be quite normal at this time. #15 - Posted by: Amphitryon on April 9, 2004 07:05 PMAnd the name is not Yohanan but Yehohanan. Ben means "the son of" I think and Hagkol would be the name of Yehohanan's father. I don't know the Hebrew traditions concerning the denomination of the people but someone have explained to me that Ben is the word to say "the son of". #16 - Posted by: Amphitryon on April 9, 2004 07:09 PMWhine! The ADDREEESSS LLISSSTTT IS AWWWWWLLLLLLLWAAAYYYYS FULL! I wanna be a fan. #17 - Posted by: Anne Crosby on April 9, 2004 07:53 PMIt's good to see other people are having problems setting up. Wait! That sounded mean. I'm sorry for your suffering ;). Signing. Not setting. Maybe I'm just being kept out of the club because illiterate! #19 - Posted by: Miranda on April 9, 2004 07:55 PMHey Frank, there's still some damn dirty pr0n spammers in your archives. I suggest wholesale IP banning, and possibly getting the feds on their arses... #20 - Posted by: Omega on April 9, 2004 08:40 PMYehohanan... wow Amphy. For someone to whom English is a second language, you're pretty good at some Latin biblical names too. I'm impressed. Jesus, from the Hebrew name "Yeshu'a" which means "YHWH is Salvation". Called "Joshua" in the OT. Have a great Easter weekend everyone! #21 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on April 9, 2004 10:19 PMI also got the "Address List Is Full" error. =( Hope I don't miss out on the one time pads... #22 - Posted by: Bryan on April 10, 2004 02:00 AMGasp! Frank J. once thought monkeys were funny and not ruthless creatures of Satan! "* A trip to the zoo can take your mind off things, as it is both fun and educational. Plus, there are monkeys there; monkeys are funny." From http://www.imao.us/archives/000560.html #23 - Posted by: Brian on April 10, 2004 03:15 AMHAHAHAHAHA I already signed up, I am an official Frank J. Fan Club Member. (evil laughter ensues) #24 - Posted by: 655321 on April 10, 2004 06:55 AMDave in Texas the names in the OT are transliterations of names, phonetical transliterations that are adapted to each language. John in English is Jean in French. Peter in English is Pierre in French. Jeshu'a may have been adapted to mean salvation, but because the old priests did wait for a Messiah that they did not recognize in Jesus but that Christians might have adopted as a contraction of Yehohanan for the real name of Jesus to mean Salvation. That was just an idea when reading the article anyway, I don't have any knowledge in the language. #25 - Posted by: Amphitryon on April 10, 2004 10:16 AMFrank, I'll become a fan when you'll become a smartie. #26 - Posted by: Amphitryon on April 10, 2004 01:23 PMAnd to become a smartie is the only way for me to link to IMAO... among other things such your videos, pictures and 100 things I wrote about you. #27 - Posted by: Amphitryon on April 10, 2004 02:54 PMHoly Mary, Brian! That means at one point in time, my website was not the only conservative pro-monkey website. I'll have to call the irrelevent Hague thingy about this. #28 - Posted by: Masada on April 10, 2004 05:46 PMFrank- Ah, who needed that first ammendment thing anyhow...? /obvious sarcasm #29 - Posted by: Paul on April 10, 2004 06:27 PMIs Nathan the one Nathan who gave you the Wiskey bottle, I mean your friend ? #30 - Posted by: Amphitryon on April 10, 2004 07:20 PMCan't we all just learn Hebrew rather than speculating about bad transliterations and what may or may not be a contraction of something else? Personally I was working on the assumption that when Reuters said "Yehohanan" it was just a typo for Yohanan (one less letter in Hebrew, probably same meaning). If it was truly the name it would be from Yeho-hanan (God favored, found favor, etc), a contraction along the lines of Yeho-shua (God saved, known as Joshua in English) and Yeho-shafat (God judged, a king of Judea), etc. #31 - Posted by: Columbus on April 11, 2004 11:38 AMColombus, when the Roman became Christians, they expected that all the Hebrews learn Latin. #32 - Posted by: Amphitryon on April 11, 2004 04:57 PMI just wanted to point out that it was G-d, and not the jews who killed our Jesus. Man was merely the tool used. Keep up the funny. #33 - Posted by: dg on April 12, 2004 09:33 AMsupplies over http://wellbutrin.741.com vitamins. free Order Wellbutrin FDA get night Ortho-McNeil Pfizer of of buy and Merck 30 largest largest delivery days variety The approved. now AstraZeneca or Bayer without The #35 - Posted by: Wellbutrin on November 27, 2004 11:26 AMPost a comment
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