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April 13, 2004
Keep on Lime'n
The Limey has written back, singling out even more of you, my readers, for condemnation (you have to hand it to him; he knows how to play to the audience), speaks more ominously of the socialist D-Day, and finally reveals his age. So, tune in tomorrow for the next episode of... THE LIMEY! 45 Responses To "Keep on Lime'n"
wow...first...to say something important..umm the limey must have some new rage lyrics, they're my favorite!!! although i never tagged them as left i just tagged them as crazy #1 - Posted by: matthew rogers on April 13, 2004 12:41 PMFear not! I shall start my quest soon to hunt down the Limey and crush him! My Buffy the Vampire Slayer gift set will be here soon, it comes with plenty of weapons and a kool box which is great for head bashing! I'm also creating a Fellowship... Where does Limey live again? For England, For Home, And for the Prize! #2 - Posted by: Poosh on April 13, 2004 12:53 PMOoh, the suspense! Who will be named by name this time? (Not me...) How old is he? (And whatever he says, can we believe him?) What new idiocies will he spring on poor innocent Frank? (Most likely just recycle the old ones, actually...) Seriously, I want to see how he responded to your declaration that you believed everything he said... #3 - Posted by: Ann on April 13, 2004 01:01 PMI was depressed that I wasn't important enough to be mentioned in the Limey's last email, maybe he will write enough emails to get to me!!! Maybe I need to call him a wanker more? Wanker! #5 - Posted by: Darin on April 13, 2004 01:21 PMI'm thinking of starting a new rock group. What's the best thing to rage against nowadays? Machines have obviously been done. I've been thinking "Rage against Hypertension" might be a good name. Any ideas? #6 - Posted by: Jacob the Libertarian on April 13, 2004 01:33 PM"Rage against Simple Machines" (ie inclined planes, the pulley) #7 - Posted by: Chris from NH on April 13, 2004 01:35 PM[reversepsychologymodeon] I like the Limey because he never mentions me in his letters. If he ever mentioned me, I wouldn't like him. And we know how much being liked is important to liberals. [endreversepsychologymode] #8 - Posted by: rockynoggin on April 13, 2004 01:45 PMOkay, now I just can't wait till tomorrow. The suspense is killing me. (And Poosh - can I come on your Limey hunt? We'll show him what happens when he gives us Limeys a bad name.) #9 - Posted by: Liz on April 13, 2004 02:01 PMNo more raging against, I want to Rage For the Machine. #10 - Posted by: Darin on April 13, 2004 02:12 PMOooh! I wonder if the stupiud bastrad finally mentions me...hehe. It'd be kinda cool to be hated and feared by such a political sage. :-P And so, I wait with baited breath for tomorrow! -The Real Conservative Carl Tomorrow shall be a good day! Poosh, I would enjoy being a part of your fellowship... can I bring my Mossberg? Oh, as for his age, Im guessing about.... 17? I say we start a pool, winner takes all the, uhhh.... whatever we decide to pool. #12 - Posted by: dviant on April 13, 2004 02:21 PMI say he is not older than 22, probably more like 17 to 19--since he obviously doesn't have time for a real job. Too busy partaking of American-made movies and music. The question is, will he claim to be older to impress us, or will he admit to being young out of disdain for anyone over 30? #13 - Posted by: Merrijane on April 13, 2004 02:40 PMOh Yeah I can't wait. More drivel from the Sage of Socialism. Please tell us more about how the world OWES you a living. Cuz this poor old hick always thought that you had to make your own way in life, and that you only got as good as you were willing to give. I need more edgamacatin about how to be burrden to everone around me and feel entitled to do so. #14 - Posted by: John in Utah on April 13, 2004 02:48 PMi need to start posting more often, maybe the limey will try and reson with me in person.... that way i can mount his internal organs on a poster and carry it to some liberal fuck rally. #15 - Posted by: apossiblemadman on April 13, 2004 03:10 PMRage Against the Limey #16 - Posted by: DG on April 13, 2004 04:05 PMHe's only mentioning others so as to reduce the focused ire of those of us he mentioned before. To feel the full might of the LibertyBob Psychic Department attacking him (you know, bending spoons and predicting cards and stuff) is too great for him. He now seeks to bother others so I'll feel less inclined to torment him. Little does he know that we have plans for him. His forks are next! #17 - Posted by: LibertyBob on April 13, 2004 04:06 PMSo be it, Liz and Dviant! Let us join in fellowship and hunt down this Socialist Gimp and let us remove him from our Island! Load you air-rifles and crossbows! LET FLY! (I've just seen Master and Commander) (for our uniforms we can buy Nuke The Moon T-Shirts!) #18 - Posted by: Poosh on April 13, 2004 04:28 PMI'm more into lounging against the machine, myself. #19 - Posted by: Mr. J on April 13, 2004 04:48 PMBlast that evil Limey, I haven't finished my photo shop, at this rate I will never be done. #20 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on April 13, 2004 05:01 PM"his forks are next!" haha good one LB.i'v got land in northern michigan,put him in a cage and bring him over!! we can use real rifles...with scopes! #21 - Posted by: on April 13, 2004 05:03 PMsorry..always forget,posted by jonboy #22 - Posted by: jonboy on April 13, 2004 05:05 PMPoosh, You can count me in too for the hunt...gotta let off some steam with all this revision for 1st-year finals ;-) Oh and on the off-chance that Tony Pentin or his left wing coalition of imaginary friends read this, you lot should (and will if I ever find you) be hung, drawn and quartered, the old punishment for traitors in this land...(does that get me a mention in the Limey's next email? Please Please Please!!!) #23 - Posted by: Brit_Student on April 13, 2004 05:39 PMDo you suppose if we insult the Limey, we can get mentioned too? Ok. Dear Tony, I really like Limeys, even if y'all are undersexed, underpaid, and under Bush! Ha ha. I'm very historical, Limey. I remember reading all about the Second World War, AKA The Second Time We Bailed Your Limey Butt Out After It Got Whipped By Germany. But I shouldn't make fun of the Limeys. How can you beat what they do to themselves, like having a general called "Monty!?" I mean, who names a general after some naked, out of work coal-miners!!? Oh, my bad, that was "The Full Monty." I guess the general was only "Half Monty." Or half-something'ed. But I do have to hand it to the Limeys for their women; hand them off, I should say. After all, we all know the story of the Irishman who was in court for having sex with a woman's corpse: his defense was "Ah, but your honor, I thought she was English!" So we all know that Limey women are bad in bed. Not that you Limey pooftahs boys would know, since you are all busy wanking to ancient '90s noise groups that sucked back when they were halfway popular. I bet that "Rage Against the Machine" is just your Limey jealousy over women's vibrators. See you later, Limey. How's that, guys? LB, Does that mean you'll be forkin' around? N. O'Brain Everyone should listen to Orion, by Metallica. It's good Limey-stomping music. #26 - Posted by: Morphius Kane on April 13, 2004 06:15 PMMore Limey bull to add levity to our day :) Yippee!!! Thank God these people are against guns and will never have any real power....... #27 - Posted by: chico on April 13, 2004 06:27 PMLimey Shminey! I want more In my World. I'd especially like to see a bit of interaction between Chomps and that creepy Rich Ben-Veniste. He wants to talk about PDB? Well, then let's make it mean Painful Dog Bite! Go Chomps! #28 - Posted by: Conservanatrix on April 13, 2004 07:10 PMGreat, reading the word "socialist" has put me in a thirty minute rage/tirade about how no one should consider Marx a genious because geniouses typically create things that work. Now I've lost a good half hour of productive writing-about-invading-Canada time. I completely forgot the lyrics to the song the mounties are supposed to sing, grar. #29 - Posted by: Masada on April 13, 2004 08:31 PMI assume the Limey won't have any point in his drivel again... excluding the top of his head of course. #30 - Posted by: Omega on April 13, 2004 08:36 PMi'd like to see a new conservative band to do a theme album for the war...they cousl be called "Rage of the Machine" adam #31 - Posted by: adam from utah (NBCOFL) on April 13, 2004 08:49 PMFrank, you must do an IMW with the President giving these retarded reporters (I'm talking about tonight's speech and questions) their just desserts!!! Argh!!!!! Where's Rummy???!!!!! I wish I could jump through my TV and open this can of Whoop-ass!!!! #32 - Posted by: jonag on April 13, 2004 09:14 PMDear Morphius Kane, Metallica is the greatest band of all time and the pinical of musical evolution. However I believe the classics "seek and destroy" , "murder inc.", or "creeping death" would be better Limey stomping music. Sincerely, Jacob the crazy libertarian Did everyone saw the project of the Pink Nuke the Moon shirt ? Why not stomp the Limey with Limey music, such as "Ace of Spades" by Motorhead? #35 - Posted by: Rob on April 13, 2004 10:45 PMJe suis desole mais un rose "Nuke le Lune" chemise est un travestissement en les yeux de Dieu. Il nous nukerait (conditionnel de le "nuke"?) tout. Sorry, I have a crazy monkey language test tomarrow. #36 - Posted by: Masada on April 13, 2004 11:03 PMAmphi: Masada, it is understandable. Well, it is not a travestissement because it would be for the girls reading IMAO. The black T-shirt is a travestissement. Why not steel balls with the kit ? And you know, God made the girls as he made roses. He long kept them in the garden of the Hesperidins, but know that we are out of the garden, we need a shepherd to bring us back to the pasture. I only suggested that IMAO gives us that voice that life does not give to us. I am not blaspheming. Pink is a nice color for girls and it is fine on boys too. If you would have bough one of my T-shirt, you would have known that. @@@@ --Well... being relatively new to the IMAO world, I realize that the limey probably won't mention me... but I sure hope he does. This is almost like waiting for Christmas... except that Santa is cool and the limey is a jerk-ass. Still... #40 - Posted by: Devil Dog on April 13, 2004 11:59 PMOk, I just remembered the pink handbag and matching shoes I have, sorry. #41 - Posted by: Masada on April 14, 2004 10:32 AMWhat's wrong with girls wearing black shirts? I like black a lot better than pink, personally. 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