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April 15, 2004
Frank Answers: To Infinity and Below, Quoting Frank, Bigfoot, and the Dark Secret Behind the Theory of Relativity
Rally round the family... with a pocket full of shells! Sorry, one of my favorite Rage Against the Machine songs was on the radio as I drove back from picking up lunch. BTW, today is tax day and free cookie day at Subway if anyone forgot. Anyway, here are some Frank Answers™ to some frank questions. * * * * Todd writes: Actually, I've posed this same math question to a number of mathematicians, and, not liking any of their answers, I dismissed them. The way I usually phrase the questions is what is the product of infinity times zero? My answer is one. Reasoning: infinity (i.e. everything) times zero (i.e. nothing) equals finite (i.e. something). It just makes sense. Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot and never returned the mechanical pencil I lent him.
The preferred form is either "As the most learned Frank J. once said..." or "As the exalted one spaketh...". Being me, I don't need to preface my own quotes in such a way, and usually start a statement with "Hey, goober!"
Now, I personally don't believe in bigfoot, but, if he does exist, then the most likely explanation is he is some sort of monkey conspiracy to design a uber-monkey to one day overpower man. Now, while I revere the .45, I'd say, when in any area there are bigfoot sightings, treat it like your in an area with known grizzly attacks and thus keep a .44 magnum handy. My dad bought his first .44 magnum for when fishing in Alaska, and, though he encountered neither bear nor bigfoot, it's just the smart thing to do.
Their relative speed will be the speed of light, as nothing can move faster than the speed of light. Seems like a paradox, doesn't it? That's because it is. Einstein realized this early on as a flaw to his theory of relativity, so he took the only remedy available: blackmail. Apparently, thought his research in physics, Einstein found some flaw in the universe so glaring that God would never want anyone to find out about it. So Einstein threatened God to make his speed of light paradox true or he would release his findings. God, Who is no stranger to paradoxes since He can both lift anything and make a rock He cannot lift, consented, but then cursed Einstein's hair so that no comb made by mortal man could tame it. And thus the theory of relativity was given substance. * * * * Please keep the questions coming (I would especially like more science and math questions), e-mailing me with the subject "Frank Answers" and include your name and town after the question and blog URL if you have one. Since I like the whole name and town dynamic, if you don't give me a place you're from, I'll randomly select one. 32 Responses To "Frank Answers: To Infinity and Below, Quoting Frank, Bigfoot, and the Dark Secret Behind the Theory of Relativity"
Praising your own post in the hopes that others will see the praise & emulate it, not realizing that it came from the post's author? d00d, j00 4r3 4 14m3r!!!! Anyways, I would like to remind the omniscient & omnipotent, most high reverend muckity muck Frank that there is a situation in which you can evaluate infinity/infinity. Limits! L'Hopital's rule!! *runs away from computer in horror as Buck the Marine jumps out from the screen looking for fresh blood* #2 - Posted by: James Sloan on April 15, 2004 01:24 PMthat only works of the functions are differentiable, 0/0 is not differentiable because it is not a function... #3 - Posted by: Jessew on April 15, 2004 02:35 PMFrank poops his own pants! #4 - Posted by: jonag on April 15, 2004 02:51 PMInfinity x 0 = Infinity. Einstiens theroy is only partly right as quarks and neutrinos are proven to travel faster than C. Q: If 1/infinity = 0 and x/x = 1, then does infinity/infinity = 0 or 1? A: I suspect that 1/infinity does not equal 0, but rather "goes to zero", which is how it was described in my math books. In the same way that infinity is not just a very large number but is defined as "larger than any number", an infinitesimal isn't zero but is smaller than any possible fraction. So the first premise is false, the second is true, and infinity/infinity = 1. Maybe. #6 - Posted by: Just John on April 15, 2004 03:09 PMMore formally, the limit of 1/x as x approaches infinity is equal to zero. That's not technically the same thing as saying 1/infinity equals zero. You just can't evaluate infinity/infinity. However, since there are different sizes of infinity, I don't know what would happen if you tried to divide a small one by a large one, or vice versa... #7 - Posted by: Ann on April 15, 2004 03:20 PMI so love math geeks. And the Frank J who posted a comment first is right, brilliant as usual. #8 - Posted by: sarahk on April 15, 2004 03:34 PMTalkin' about infinity always gives me a headache. That's why I live in Tennessee. No one talks about infinity here. I'm starting to wonder if infinity was invented by Advil. #9 - Posted by: Pumpk!nHead on April 15, 2004 03:36 PMThat ruralassed chickenshit university I went to must have been using a rent-a-prof for calculus classes. As best I remember 1/infinity only APPROACHES zero. It never gets there. It has been over 20 year though, and I may have forgotten some details. #11 - Posted by: Sticky B on April 15, 2004 03:56 PMAs far as I`m concerned there is only 1 infinity. joatmoaf: The last digit of pi is zero? then why write it? It makes as much sense as saying that the last digit of 0.25 is zero, since you can just as easily write 0.250. #13 - Posted by: Anonymous Coward on April 15, 2004 04:38 PMI never thought I would again hear the word "uber-monkey". I really thought those years were behind me. #15 - Posted by: LibertyBob on April 15, 2004 04:40 PMZero (in pi) is the last digit in which the numbers are not repetitive. Pi is not the same as .25, or any number for that matter and 0 holds as much weight as any other number. #16 - Posted by: joatmoaf on April 15, 2004 04:43 PMI`ve called upon my MathWizards to settle this. Just John is right. 1/I approaches 0, but is infitesmally greater than 0, therefore the first premise is incorrect, and I/I = 1. The only real problem here is Infinity's kids in the back seat asking over and over "Are we there yet?" and "what about now?" #18 - Posted by: krakatoa on April 15, 2004 05:10 PMI am also with john. and as for contemplating infinity... Adam #19 - Posted by: adam from utah on April 15, 2004 06:32 PMDear Frank, This goes back so far I read it on dead tree, years before the Internet, yet never figured it out. It goes like this: At a brain-trust symposium, the professor at the lectern proclaims: "You can never go anywhere, and I can prove it." He uses the room they're sitting in as an example. "Suppose you wanted to cross to the other side of this room. First you must reach the halfway point. Halfway to that point, you must first reach the quarter-point, halfway to the quarter point the 1/8 point, then 1/16, 1/32 and so on to infinity. Ergo, you can't move at all, QED. Incensed, another professor jumps from his chair and stomps around the room, to prove you can, indeed move from place to place. BUT HE FAILED TO FIND THE FLAW IN THE FIRST PROFESSOR'S ARGUMENT. Your thoughts? Cordially, Charles #20 - Posted by: Charles Compton on April 15, 2004 08:04 PMCharles, *brain collapses* Yeah, I'm not old enough to understand those things. Well, I dunno about God creating a rock too heavy for him to lift up. That's a paradox, since he is omnipotent, and God is not irrational. He could limit his power and do so, but at his full strength, it isn't possible. He's rational. Well, that's my un-learned opinion. #22 - Posted by: Kya on April 15, 2004 08:35 PMHey I use Fundamentals of Physics in my physics class. What page is that on about the Einstein blackmail? I have the sixth edition, which incidentally has on the cover a volcano with lightning coming out of it, which is possibly the coolest thing on earth. #23 - Posted by: Ryan on April 15, 2004 08:47 PM--Frank, why didn't you assign a random place for Todd and Sderrick? Why do they get to break the rules with impunity?? What kind of Frank Answers are you running here?? --(Sorry... guess I'm still bitter about the whole not being chosen for judge thingy... and the salt on the wound- not being mentioned by the stupid limey.) #24 - Posted by: Devil Dog on April 15, 2004 10:26 PMEinstein stated that the speed of light is constant to anything that observes it. #25 - Posted by: Me on April 16, 2004 09:09 AMBeing a calculus teacher at the university level, I just have to weigh in on these calculus questions. First, those who assert that 1/infinity only approaches 0 are correct. However, an infinity/infinity indeterminate form can be made to approach any value you like. 1 is one such value, but so is 2, pi, and -7. If anyone is interested in the details, they can e-mail me privately (math@natividads.org) and I'll provide them. (Most undergraduates have never seen the proof of the infinitude of the rational numbers, so I'd have to lay that out first, and it would be longer than a comment should be.) Finally, the flaw in the argument of the professor who couldn't get across the room (which, by the way, dates back to the ancient Greeks): he is assuming that each halfway-step takes the same amount of time as all the others, thus making his average speed something approaching 0/1 (remember speed is change in distance divided by change in time). The prof who actually got across the room has an average speed that approaches 0/0 (shrinking distance divided by shrinking time). And 0/0 is one of those indeterminate forms that can be made to approach any value you like (say, 100 mph) depending on how fast the distances and times shrink in relation to each other. #26 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on April 16, 2004 10:23 AM"and so on to infinity" -- shouldn't it be "and so on to zero"? #27 - Posted by: sarahk on April 16, 2004 10:33 AMWow, when I gave my answer to the inf/inf question, I was expecting to get either scoffing or nothing. Instead I get two agreements, an offer for more info from a calculus professor, and sarahk saying, "I so love math geeks." (In a sultry voice, no doubt.) I knew that calculus would get me love and respect! :D #28 - Posted by: Just John on April 16, 2004 03:34 PMHa! You think someone else is an idiot-- BUT I HAVE YOUR MECHANICAL PENCIL!!! AND I'M GIVING IT TO A GIBBON! HE'S GOING TO POKE YOU IN THE EYE WITH IT! AH ha hah ha haaaaah! Insult ME, will you? NOW who's the idiot? HEH? Say it or the gibbon pokes! --The Math Major #29 - Posted by: chap on April 17, 2004 10:29 AMHere's a fun question, : If you are in a car going light speed, and you turn on your headlights, what happens? And, by the way, there is more than one type of infinity. #30 - Posted by: Lucky Eddie on April 17, 2004 08:40 PMFrank, if Bigfoot is that much of a problem, you can always run the Remington +P .45ACP load or the IMI "carbine" load polifonicos polifonicos sonidos polifonicos toques polifonicos polifonicos gratis tonos polifonicos nokia polifonicos alcatel tonos polifonicos alcatel tonos polifonicos para nokia sonidos polifonicos nokia ringtones polifonicos coros polifonicos sonidos polifonicos siemens toques polifonicos nokia tono polifonicos download toques polifonicos midis polifonicos descarga de sonidos polifonicos tonos polifonicos moviles tonos polifonicos para movil tonos polifonicos gratuitos tonos polifonicos sms tonos polifonicos polifonicos tonos movil polifonicos tonos polifonicos motorola melodias polifonicos tonos polifonicos siemens tonos polifonicos para moviles polifonicos siemens polifonicos motorola descargar tonos polifonicos polifonicos movil polifonicos sagem sonidos polifonicos movil moviles polifonicos sonidos polifonicos alcatel polifonicos descarga tonos polifonicos gratis sonidos polifonicos para nokia tonos polifonicos nokia 6100 sonidos polifonicos para movil sonidos polifonicos moviles tonos moviles polifonicos descarga de tonos polifonicos polifonicos sms tonos polifonicos samsung tonos polifonicos nokia 3510i tonos polifonicos para panasonic sonido polifonicos polifonicos dance sonidos polifonicos para panasonic tonos polifonicos para motorola c350 tonos polifonicos nokia 7650 tonos polifonicos nokia 3650 Post a comment
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