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April 15, 2004
The One Hit Wonder
Osama Bin Laden has yet another tape out where he threatens revenge against American and yadda yadda yadda. With all these tapes now, why doesn't just release a whole album: The Best of Bin Laden's Empty Threats. Bring it on, bitch. 20 Responses To "The One Hit Wonder"
I still think Europe is going to get hit, no matter what -- because it's easier to. I find it interesting that the jihadis haven't managed to do anything at all in the U.S. since 2001 -- or if they have, it's on the level of painting threats on synagogues. #1 - Posted by: meep on April 15, 2004 08:30 AM--This is that dirty sheet wearing jerk-off's way of trying to play psychological warfare... thinking maybe he can influence our election somehow. --So funny: he acts like he's some head of state or something... but his messages have to be recorded in caves and smuggled out in someone's body cavity or something. As if collective insanity could have a leader. Wait! it could! I forgot about the liberals here and their esteemed leadership tandem, Frenchy Boy and Fatdrunk Teddy. --Anyway, we need to try some of that subtle psychological warfare stuff... maybe we could start it by giving the Iraqi people a big gift... I'm thinking a very large parking lot where Fallujah used to be. After all, you can never have enough parking! #3 - Posted by: Devil Dog on April 15, 2004 08:41 AMHow do we know when he's spouting anti-American stuff and when he's just trying to drum up business for Crazy Osama's Goat Imporium? K-Tel would put out the album. Could make it a double-album along with David Hasselhoff and the Knight Rockers #5 - Posted by: El Jefe on April 15, 2004 09:03 AMI'm sick of these stupid tapes. We should nip the problem in the bud and flatten Al-Jizznearya headquarters. Aren't they his distributer? #6 - Posted by: rockynoggin on April 15, 2004 09:06 AM--Flatten Al-Jizz? But then where would all the practicioners of the "religion of peace" get their quality, unbiased information? #7 - Posted by: Devil Dog on April 15, 2004 09:20 AMCNN #8 - Posted by: rockynoggin on April 15, 2004 09:26 AM--Oh, yeah... I almost forgot about the Communist News Network. Silly me... #9 - Posted by: Devil Dog on April 15, 2004 10:02 AMUBL is like hemroid problem - you must put the "ointment" directly on the spot. #10 - Posted by: Big Daddy on April 15, 2004 10:25 AMRaise your hand if you really believe this. *crickets chirp* Um... Okay... Raise your hand if you think that, if Osama were serious, Europe would be quick to accept in the hopes that he wouldn't pick on them anymore? *a sea of hands shoots up* #11 - Posted by: Lydia on April 15, 2004 10:35 AMDD - they're all commies: NBC - Nobody's a Bigger Communist FOX - Focus on Xterminating commies #12 - Posted by: rockynoggin on April 15, 2004 10:55 AMI'm waiting for the "Osama sings the best of Rage against the Machine" CD to come out. #13 - Posted by: jonag on April 15, 2004 11:24 AMThere could be a market for that. Probably in England, or at least California. #14 - Posted by: ConservativeBabe on April 15, 2004 11:35 AMI write the songs that make everybody cry. Good night everybody and death to you know who! #15 - Posted by: Osama bin Laden on April 15, 2004 12:22 PMI think that when we find him, we need to have like a lotto for who gets to shoot him..... I'd buy hundreds of tickets to get to blow him away, and it'd perpetuate the idea that we're all frickin' nuts ;) #16 - Posted by: Re Di Diavolo on April 15, 2004 02:17 PMWhen is it coming out on CD? #17 - Posted by: Frunobulax on April 15, 2004 04:05 PMWhere exactly is the country of Yadda yadda yadda? I believe Yada Yada Yada is in the South Pacific. It's capital is Fresno. #19 - Posted by: LibertyBob on April 15, 2004 05:31 PMWhat did the Yadda yadda yaddans do to piss off bin Laden? Open a kosher deli during ramadan? #20 - Posted by: Bob on April 15, 2004 05:37 PMPost a comment
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