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April 23, 2004
Out Polled
Dammit! Kim du Toit won the "who would you want to cover your back" poll. You Frank Fans didn't vote for me enough, you limey bastards! I guess everyone just voted for Kim since he's scary looking and happens to know more about guns than anyone else in the blogosphere. Bah! Fine, have someone named "Kim" cover your back, and, while you're at it, why don't you get air support from "a boy named Sue". Speaking of Kim and Sue, there is now the same poll but for female bloggers. Right now, my vote is split between Michele, who is scary, and Serenity, who I trust. I like Baldilocks and Kathy Kinsley too, but I don't know much about their gun prowress. I'm not going to vote for Mrs. du Toit out of spite of her husband winning the last poll. Well, I'd like to hear argument about who I should vote for. I forget who are atheists, though, as there aren't any atheists in fox holes. I'll have Frank Answers™ later if I have time and you are all good. Also, I'll put up pictures of my pool table later if just mainly so my parents can see it. 22 Responses To "Out Polled"
Don't scream at me! I voted for you. If I had the chance I would have voted for you again, but I didn't. Whoa, I'm first! #2 - Posted by: Liberal Beater on April 23, 2004 09:55 AMcrap! Darn it spacemonkey! In honor of the state you live in I voted for you about 15 times until I got the usual 'server busy' response... #4 - Posted by: El Jefe on April 23, 2004 09:58 AMBTW: This is the saying at my house when you win a game in pool: "Rack 'em, bitch!" #5 - Posted by: El Jefe on April 23, 2004 10:00 AMI want a recount. I know I voted for you at least twice - I demand justice! #6 - Posted by: Ann on April 23, 2004 10:03 AMI know several dead people who voted for you - twice! #7 - Posted by: rockynoggin on April 23, 2004 11:06 AMFrnak, while I have to admit that you are probably the funniest man on the 'net, I had to vote for Kim to cover my back, if for no other reason than the sheer amount of firepower he could bring to bear on the enemy. The phrase "solid wall of lead" pops into my mind for some reason. For the same reason, I had to vote for Connie in the female blogger poll. Not only would the amount of firepower totally destroy the enemy, she'd also bring cookies! How can you beat that? #8 - Posted by: Sir Steve, Knight of the Empire on April 23, 2004 11:07 AMKate, vote for Venomous Kate. She has her own gun and a great set of breasts by her own admission. Something to consider when you're in the foxhole. There are lulls in the fighting and a man has to keep alert.....somehow..... #9 - Posted by: Annoying Mike on April 23, 2004 11:31 AMOff topic: God bless the family of Pat Tillman. Our city of Phoenix is grieving the loss of a man of true character and conviction. He gave up millions of dollars in NFL money to serve our country and protect my family and yours. Thank God for those who are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for this great country! #10 - Posted by: jonag on April 23, 2004 12:42 PMFrank, I voted you into the lead twice. I think it's just that Kim might actually know what he's doing led to your defeat. I'm sure in a poll about who's better, you or Jonah Goldberg, you'd win. #11 - Posted by: Indorphin on April 23, 2004 12:45 PMIf they organize a "which homo would you like to cover your back" poll I'm buying a gun. #12 - Posted by: Ricky Vandal on April 23, 2004 12:59 PMWow Frank! Just knowing you trust me is enough for me.
Think I'm not playing fair? Ha! Just think what I would do to some of those insurgents! #13 - Posted by: Serenity on April 23, 2004 02:35 PMWell, since Allan reformed the Florida-like voting system I can only vote once (per IP address anyway). That means my vote is worth more. Contact me for the shipping address of cookies and other bribes... errr... incentives. #14 - Posted by: rockynoggin on April 23, 2004 02:53 PMI didn't vote for myself because I oppose human cloning. I had to vote for Serenity--she's a veteran and I know her. Having someone able to recognize a foxhole mate as a friendly is probably a good idea. My second choice would have been Baldilocks--the vet thing again. I don't know if any of the other women are veterans or are proficient with long guns. Kim took Serenity shooting. He approved. She looks very, very scary with a gun in her hand and she makes those oooh and ahhh noises when she picks up a cool gun. #15 - Posted by: Mrs. du Toit on April 23, 2004 07:50 PMI didn't vote for you Frank. I would have liked to, but you were mean to Canadians. I voted for Kim instead. #16 - Posted by: RJ on April 23, 2004 07:57 PMI vote for you, if I knew you where falling behind in the polls, I would of made like a democrate and had all my dead relatives vote for you as well. #17 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on April 23, 2004 08:58 PMDon't yell at me Frank. I literally voted for you around 50-60 times. #18 - Posted by: on April 23, 2004 09:34 PMI voted for you as much as I could! cause who'd want to be stuck with some old married guy? #19 - Posted by: maggiek on April 23, 2004 10:35 PMI would vote for you in the new poll, but not in the old one. I damned sure don't want to be in a foxhole with you when the monkey brigades come. I hate standing in puddles of urine. #20 - Posted by: Phelps on April 26, 2004 10:31 AMMini Pocket Bikes is your #1 supplier for the new 2005 Pocket Bikes . Our cheap pocket bike models are top of line quality at an affordable price. #21 - Posted by: pocket bike sale on October 22, 2004 09:49 PMMuhsin Muhammad http://www.poster.us.com/category_17669/Entertainment_Sports_Classic_Sports_Football_Muhsin_Muhammad.php Post a comment
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