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April 29, 2004
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On my blogads, I have Robert Whitfield trying to beat a liberal in North Carloina, and he could use your help. Also, check out Cooper for President once you're done getting all your humor here for the day. Remember: All real Frank Fans check out my sponsors. Again, make sure to be like Frank and donate to Spirit of America (also on my blogads). Doug the T-Shirt Guy has suggested that I do some charity auction for them like other bloggers. What do you guys think? Should I abuse my position of power by using it to help others, or should I stick to the purity of only enriching myself? 45 Responses To "Please Patronize Our Sponsors"
Real Frank fans would also want to come and bid on one of three autographed Victor Davis Hanson books. Since I can't bid on them, I'd certainly bid on a t-shirt. #2 - Posted by: Matt on April 29, 2004 08:52 AMSince I can't post on the contestants for some reason - SarahK should get the vote - that's gotta be the sexiest picture of a woman I've ever seen (I think it's the gun). Of course, CCinCali, Serenity, both the Berkeley girls and jonag all rank right up there with supreme hotness. SarahK is gonna kick our butts! Who's the brave soul on the other side of that gun?? Darn!! I should have used a gun in my picture. #5 - Posted by: jonag on April 29, 2004 09:43 AMWhitfield is in my district. I live in a conservative part of NC (Cary) but we are gerrymandered with Chapel Hill, the loony left's last stand in NC. David Price (Whitfield's opponent) is a left wing wacko. It would be great to unseat him! #6 - Posted by: Conservative_D on April 29, 2004 10:02 AMFrank, Thanks for the note on your site. I am one of Whit's Assistant Campaign Managers and am incredibly excited to see the nationwide support we are receiving so far. With endorsements from folks like Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) and Walter Jones (R-NC), we are well on our way financially. Visit www.whitforcongress.com to join our $5,581 revolution that ends tonight! That is $1 for everyday David Price has been in Congress. Thank again, Frank! #7 - Posted by: Matt on April 29, 2004 10:21 AMjonag, i wasn't ascared of you till i saw your picture, you're hot(said in a non-lesbian way)! my sister is on the other side of the gun, she's so brave for a 20-yr old. #8 - Posted by: sarahk on April 29, 2004 10:31 AMHey, I go to NCSU, so I'm in the 4th district. I think I'll vote for him, so there's my support. #9 - Posted by: John on April 29, 2004 10:54 AMHey, I go to NCSU, so I'm in the 4th district. I think I'll vote for him, so there's my support. #10 - Posted by: John on April 29, 2004 10:54 AMFrank, How about this: The Berkeley Band Of Babes and JONAG as the Head Mistress for the Frank J/IMAO Productions spokes-models. #11 - Posted by: El Jefe on April 29, 2004 11:02 AMGreat John! We appreciate your support. This is truly a grassroots campaign and we need people like you on our side. Feel free to get in touch with us if you are interested in helping out. We also have internships available this summer. Find out more at www.whitforcongress.com/internships Ehh, I think someone should "subtly mentioned" the atkins diet to a few.. #13 - Posted by: on April 29, 2004 11:16 AMshoulld have* #14 - Posted by: on April 29, 2004 11:20 AMDid you see that picture of Sarah? What a gun! There is something really 'conservative' about a right wing intelligent literate woman posing with a gun... I think you're gonna win Sarah. PS - by conservative I mean hot. PPS - by hot I mean able to sell T-shirts, the Brooklyn bridge, whatever... #15 - Posted by: Mahatma on April 29, 2004 11:26 AMWell, I did have a water gun I thought about using..But it didn't match the outfit I was wearing.. How dare you be so pretty, sarahk! #16 - Posted by: CCinCali on April 29, 2004 12:08 PMDamn you, sarahk! You and your cheating (and by cheating I mean having a super cool picture). There must be a rule against that somewhere. *flips through the rule book* Well, I'm sure it's written in really small print or something. Just give me a sec to find it... #17 - Posted by: BerkeleyChick on April 29, 2004 12:08 PMme???? what about you, CCinCali and BerkeleyChick?? *whining* can't we all just get along? *end whining* btw, CCinCali, that's why i chose a silver S&W, it went with my jewelry and my belt. plus, it made me look tough. i also had a cool ninja sword, but none of those pictures really worked. oh, Mahatma, i'll send you that $5 right now. #18 - Posted by: sarahk on April 29, 2004 12:42 PMOnly $5, sarahk? his comment was worth at least $10! Now, if only I could find someone to pay off... Hey i started the damn thing! #20 - Posted by: Dan on April 29, 2004 01:05 PMDan..thanx for the honorable mention..how much? #21 - Posted by: CCinCali on April 29, 2004 01:16 PMWhy nothing at all! I'm rooting for all those I mentioned :-) Also I just got to thinking that Frank didn't want comments on this, so I'm pretty sure I'll be thrown in the shredder sometime later today for it. #22 - Posted by: Dan on April 29, 2004 01:18 PMDan, I'm just grateful for the honorable mention!! Thanks!! #23 - Posted by: jonag on April 29, 2004 02:07 PMmy bad, Dan (i promise i did thank you on my own blog!!). many thanks (really? sexiest ever?? are you married? girlfriended? do you like the mountains and canyons?), and especially for not charging us! *bats eyelashes* CCinCali, what are you, like 25? I'm older than you! and all my scars, etc. were carefully hidden under a ton of Mary Kay, since Frank said no photoshopping. #24 - Posted by: sarahk on April 29, 2004 02:39 PMWell, if you want to auction off a shirt, that blog business is over at midnight.... but you already know what I think about that. #25 - Posted by: Nony Mouse on April 29, 2004 02:55 PMEnrich yourself only. #26 - Posted by: The Sicilian on April 29, 2004 03:07 PMSarahk, I don't think anyone (especially myself) would mind dropping his significant other for you... but that's just my opinion ;-) #27 - Posted by: Dan on April 29, 2004 03:09 PMsarahk..As Amph has clearly pointed out, several times, I am an old woman at 32.. But I did hear that Bengay.com is having some kind of t-shirt contest also.. Maybe I'll head on over there.. wish me luck! #28 - Posted by: CCinCali on April 29, 2004 03:11 PMCCinCali, You're 32???!?? I put you at mid 20's (25-27) at the oldest. Stay young and beautiful, no matter what your age! #29 - Posted by: Dan on April 29, 2004 03:15 PMOh, Dan...Dont! Stop! Don't Stop! I'm serious! I hope you know it too! #31 - Posted by: Dan on April 29, 2004 03:24 PMThank you.. .Now shut up and kiss me! #32 - Posted by: CCinCali on April 29, 2004 03:39 PMWith pleasure! #33 - Posted by: Dan on April 29, 2004 03:53 PMCCinCali, I forgot it was you who Amphi deemed "old" -- at least she didn't have a problem with your inherited last name! Ok, so you're a little older than me, but you definitely don't look it! And no, I won't kiss you. Dan, you're so sweet! #34 - Posted by: sarahk on April 29, 2004 04:07 PMDAY-um! I don't envy the judges at all...well, mebbe I do, except for the part when they start to have blurry vision from looking at all these fine right-thinking bee-YOOOOOOOO-tiful contestants. CCinCali, I want to know who snuck around Bush's attempt to stop human cloning, 'cause I'd SWEAR you and Ann Coulter are one and the same. FWIW, Jonag deserves the Tshirt Babe role by default; not only is she pretty, but I think her reasons for winning (all 4 of 'em) gives her the edge over the others. But it's a mighty thin edge, at that. Well done ladies! #35 - Posted by: Ken on April 29, 2004 04:55 PMAnn Coulter you say? Hmmmm..Never heard that before..*hoping i didn't cut and paste that picture from her website* Why thank you Ken!! (blush, blush). #37 - Posted by: jonag on April 29, 2004 05:20 PM*sigh* But I feel special just for being mentioned in the posts, so thanks guys! :) #38 - Posted by: BerkeleyGirl on April 29, 2004 05:26 PMAre you kidding, BerkeleyGirl! You are totally hot...I would be all over you if I were a man ..or even a drunk woman! #39 - Posted by: CCinCali on April 29, 2004 05:29 PMOh really? So where did you say you lived again? ;) Ahem ahem. I feel so betrayed, BerkeleyGirl! Of course, I might forgive...if I get to play, too. ;-) #41 - Posted by: BerkeleyChick on April 29, 2004 06:09 PMLadies, I'm just speakin what I'm feelin' Both you and your significant others should feel extremely lucky to have someone both as beautiful and as conservative as you all. God bless and good luck (I only wish I had the same luck). Dan #42 - Posted by: on April 29, 2004 07:25 PMum, BerkeleyGirl, i live in an undisclosed location. #43 - Posted by: sarahk on April 30, 2004 12:37 AMan undisclosed location? Say Hi to Dick Cheney for us Sarah :-) #44 - Posted by: R.L. Hunter on April 30, 2004 02:03 PMPost a comment
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