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May 03, 2004
The IMAO T-Shirt Babe Competition Winner
Posted by Frank J. at 07:15 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (56)

Well, this came down to the wire. As I said before, the third place winner is only two points behind first place. Thanks once again to the judges:

Doug the T-shirt Guy
Emperor Darth Misha I
Harvey
Bill Whittle
Blackfive
John Hawkins
Glenn Reynolds
No One of Consequence
Me, Frank J.

The judges each chose their five favorites and ranked them. A contestant received five points for being number one on a judges list, four points for second, three points for third, two points for fourth, and one point for fifth. Each of the judges’ choices will remain secret unless they choose to reveal them (I'm keeping mine secret since there were so many contestants who would have made a great winner and I don't want to admit I didn't vote for them). I'm only going to announce the top five, but any other candidate can e-mail if she wants to know her final ranking.

Anyway, onto the winners...

In fifth and fourth place are the two lovely girls from the liberal Mecca of Berkeley who write for the conservative paper the California Patriot (Carissa's latest; Reva's latest). Having 13 points and the distinction of being on more judges’ top five lists than any other is Carissa, a.k.a BerkeleyGirl. Beating her for fourth by three points is Reva, a.k.a. BerkeleyChick.

Second runner with 18 points is the beautiful blogress Serenity of Serenity's Journal. I've known her in the blogosphere for a while now, but she never said how cute she is. I feel like I've been lied to.

First runner up with 19 points is the fetching and intelligent Willow of The Whomping Willow. As one reader put it, "Hello Nurse!"

And finally, with 20 points, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe is...

SarahK of Mountaineer's Musings. Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan (I'm watching that as I write this), she has been chosen as the contestant who best personifies the values of the IMAO T-Shirt Babe (whatever the hell those are). She will receive all the IMAO t-shirts and one hundred dollars cash plus a hundred dollar shopping spree at ThoseShirts.com.

First and second runner-ups will get an IMAO t-shirt of their choice and are encouraged to send in photos modeling the shirts to show the judges what fools they are. I will also send one shirt each to the Berkeley's girls on the condition they'll have a photo of them together each wearing them. We had a lot of other great competitors, and I'm going to send them all a little something as thanks for competing. In the end, only one could win, though, and let's all congratulate SarahK as we sing:

There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe
There she is, your ideal
The dreams of a million girls
Who are more than pretty
May come true if they punch a hippy
Oh she may turn out to be
The queen of femininity
There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe
There she is, your ideal
With so much ammo
She'll take the town by storm
With her all-American face and form
And there she is
Firing in the air she is
Fairest of the fair she is
The IMAO T-Shirt Babe

Rating: 2.7/5 (23 votes cast)

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