June 03, 2004
The Puppy Blender Retires
It looks like Glenn Reynolds is finally giving up his evil ways:
Indeed.
(thanks to reader Mark for sending this in)
Hah! First! Again! Indeed!
So now that Tenent has resigned, only one option really...
FRANK J FOR HEAD CIA DUDE!!
That's creepier than Jed's Bait Shop and Sushi Bar...
Whoa. Has Glenn started therapy?
Or else: what if it's the starter kit for some sort of franchise deal?
Darn you Frank you crossed out the #....how much would that go for you think?
Ed's right, Glenn has gone corporate and started distributing his evil machine of puppy-icide. I think I saw his infomercial on cable.
I wonder if a puppy specific blender could be modified to blend monkeys...
"with the new puppyblender 200 all you have to do it set it and forget it!"
New Head of CIA: Rudy G.
"No. I won't tell you anything."
"You work for me!"
"Says who?"
...tired....can I shoot the mooks?....
That is very odd, indeed.
So if drinking a liquified puppy makes you evil...would drinking a monkey slushie turn you into a monkey?
The $6 Punch Bowl set sounds nice. You could serve slushies in it.
Stumble It!
