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June 03, 2004
Help Frank Buy a New Car*...
...support his sponsors. We have a return advertiser selling a deck of cards giving 52 reasons to re-elect George W. Bush. Here's one reason: I told you to! ::shakes fist:: Make sure to check out all my advertisers to thank them for advertising on IMAO. Also, when buying from Amazon, click through my link so I get a cut. Also, join Netflix like me instead of renting from BlockBuster like some caveman. I'd say to buy my t-shirts, but that's for SarahK to do tomorrow... * Money may be spent on a new gun instead. 16 Responses To "Help Frank Buy a New Car*..."
first #1 - Posted by: John in Utah on June 3, 2004 06:47 PMThe gun is always the better choice. Guns are always better than cars, ride a bike, but have good guns. With car-sized money, you could buy a real nice Class 3 weapon, like an ATF registered auto sear for an AR-15. Also be sure to look into the two new AR-15 cals, Barrett's 6.8mm SPC and Alexander Arms 6.5 Grendel. A full auto AR-15 in 6.5 Grendel is kickass, just make sure you do it all legal. I just quit Netflix, but if I join again, I'll do it from yer link thingy. #4 - Posted by: rockynoggin on June 3, 2004 08:37 PMis that reason on the deck of cards? if so, i'll surely buy them. #5 - Posted by: sarahk on June 3, 2004 08:45 PMHappy B-Day, by the way..... #6 - Posted by: Greywolf on June 3, 2004 09:40 PMget an american car first, then get the gun, either way, take a pic of your new "toy" when you get it #7 - Posted by: Aris Ravencroft on June 3, 2004 11:42 PMUZI4U Only about half of my guns are legal. When I lived in Arizona, I wanted a micro Uzi and Ak-103 for dirt cheap, so I did what any red blooded American would do: drove fifty miles to Mexico and bought them. Frank, if yer looking to actually make money off of blabbering on the internet, you need to reprioritize your day job. You write great stuff and could probably sell half yer shit to SNL, but the click the monkey crap is no way to go through life man. It's just sad.. Don't be a retread homoerotic trajedy. Be the first to realize you aren't gonna ever do more than break even. Then you'll win. And then everyone becomes happy because you can pay your bills, and we don't have to watch you buy shit with our money. See! It's beautiful. #9 - Posted by: PimpAssSkank on June 4, 2004 12:42 AMit's tomorrow. buy Frank's t-shirts. and happy birthday, Frank. #10 - Posted by: sarahk on June 4, 2004 07:27 AMOne, how about a page with all of Sarah's pics, you're page loads kind of slow and I'm on a T1. Clicking refresh repeatedly to try and see them all is taking a while. Two, I'm relatively new here, what's a ronin? #12 - Posted by: demo on June 4, 2004 08:56 AMA selected word replacement. Go read the first couple of Limey letters; you'll get it. #13 - Posted by: Nony Mouse on June 4, 2004 01:09 PMTo add to nony mouse's comments, a ronin (as a gag) was also chosen by Frank J. as the term for a "Frank J. fan", most likely one that is a member of the fan clubs, playing off the censorous (censorous? Is that a word, or is this crap?) word used in the Limey series. #14 - Posted by: on June 4, 2004 09:54 PMMini Pocket Bikes is your #1 supplier for the new 2005 Pocket Bikes . Our cheap pocket bike models are top of line quality at an affordable price. #15 - Posted by: Mini pocket bikes on October 23, 2004 12:07 AMGreat discussion. Just a slight change in the subject. You may be interested in one of these seasonal tax topics: Post a comment
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