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June 14, 2004
Our Military XIX
Posted by Frank J. at 12:02 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (10)

Here are more readers explanations of why they joined the military. I'd like to keep this going as long as I can, so, if you'd like to give your own explanation of why you joined the military or have a military story, please e-mail me with the subject "Military". Thanks.

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Greg writes:

Why did I join the Military? Let see the choices were being Drafted into the Army & going the tropical paradise known as Vietnam, or joining a branch of service that not enjoying that paradise. So I joined the Coast Guard (which had just pulled out of Vietnam the year before). I thought the war in Vietnam was bad, not because we were there, but we weren't allowed to win. The service taught me several things (other than the skill of electronics repair): it taught me how to be and act like a man, how to work with other people (even though you do not like them), it taught me camaraderie (sailor bar fights), and self sacrifice (having to save a stranded fishing boat in a raging hurricane, plus our unofficial motto was "You have to go out, but you don't have to come back").
Am I happy I joined the Coast Guard, you bet!! I probably would have been a worthless snot nose Liberal if I hadn't.
Semper Paratus "We're Always Ready" to Do or Die

John writes:

Grew up reading about WWII and Korea. Found the American Heritage history series in the school library. Took up building models as a hobby, first aircraft, later ships and tanks. Would sneak downstairs to watch 12 o'clock High (came on at 10pm Friday). Thought the pilot episode of Combat was the best of the series (had American tanks, even though they got knocked out.)

Won $20 on a bet over the 68 worlds series, only Mets fan in the town that had the Orioles Triple A farm team (Rochester Red Wings).

Saw Battle of the Bulge when it came out in theaters, memorized the Panzerlied, wondered how come we didn't have similar songs. Took up wargaming courtesy of Avalon Hill and SPI. Watched Kelly's Heroes in the theater, numerous times, appreciated the actual M4s used in the film and the effort to turn T34s into Tigers. One of the few roles I've seen Donald Sutherland in that I liked. Oddball was a tanker's tanker.

Did the math early on and figured out that I could graduate after summer school following my junior year if I dumped study halls and substituted classes that were creditable, also take summer school following soph and junior years. Army recruiter gave a talk to our high school government class, told me to stay in and graduate, then join up if that's what I wanted.

Graduated summer of '74 (class of '74.5?). Actually went back to high school that fall auditing a couple of courses, Geometry and AP Chem, as I recall. Occurred to me in November that I was spinning wheels, stopped in at Army recruiter, joined delayed entry program December of '74, went active January '75, retired February '95.


Grant writes:

I joined the Marines in 1999, signing on for a stint in the infantry. It was something I always wanted to do. I am proud of my country and I felt that this would be a good way to pay the debt I owe to so many men who have served this great nation. I fought in Iraq last year, and I must say that it felt good to go over there and take care of business since we missed out on kicking the Taliban out of Afghanistan. There are a lot of people in that part of the world that needed (and still need) killing. I am still serving with a reserve infantry unit in Utah while I am going to college.

Tough?
Definitely.

Worth it?
Worth every inch of shit I wade through - and it is above my head sometimes.

SEMPER FIDELIS!!!

Rating: 2.7/5 (7 votes cast)

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10 Responses To "Our Military XIX"

Great post!

Thanks

#1 - Posted by: unkleremis on June 14, 2004 12:22 PM

and first.....

#2 - Posted by: unkleremis on June 14, 2004 12:24 PM

awesome post. thanks for signing up guys!

#3 - Posted by: jason on June 14, 2004 12:39 PM

God Bless all our servicemen and women. You do us proud!!

#4 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on June 14, 2004 03:00 PM

It's good to be free, thanks to our military...I can say that proudly.

#5 - Posted by: The Sicilian on June 14, 2004 06:54 PM

Semper Paratus... I gotta remember that one.

#6 - Posted by: Bevan_W on June 14, 2004 08:43 PM

Has anyone seen the new Army uniform?
Its supposed to replace the current desert AND jungle uniforms.

The freakin' thing is WHITE!
Why didn't they just make it in Hunter Orange?

It might be marginal for urban use, but not desert, and certainally NOT suitable for jungle use.

Hopefully someone in the Pentagon will stop this before it is fielded & troops are killed in huge numbers.

#7 - Posted by: Spanky on June 15, 2004 12:04 AM

I processed through MEPS on Monday. I am now PFC. Panaretos, 100th Division, US Army Reserve. God Bless America, motherf*cker!

Nobody said anything about the new uniforms, though. Sassy, yes; bad-ass looking and useful...?

#8 - Posted by: Turkeyhead on June 15, 2004 01:17 AM

I don't wanna hear any whining from you groundpounders about your new uniforms. At least yours aren't Smurfy Blue!!!

Cranky ol' AF MSgt.

#9 - Posted by: Timmer on June 15, 2004 11:36 AM

how do i access these things above?

#10 - Posted by: michael j bowers on January 25, 2005 04:13 AM
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