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June 25, 2004
Ronin Thought of the Day
Once again, we consult Sun Tzu: You can be sure of succeeding in your attacks if you only attack places which are undefended. You can ensure the safety of your defense if you only hold positions that cannot be attacked. Remember what the doormouse said: "Feed your head."
11 Responses To "Ronin Thought of the Day"
"I don't like paying for the same real estate twice." George S. Patton #1 - Posted by: El Jefe on June 25, 2004 12:41 PM"Hit 'em where they ain't!" Dang! Who said that? #2 - Posted by: Former Hostage on June 25, 2004 01:43 PMMake your camp in treacherous terrain. High vantages work best. "Hitting is all about timing, Pitching is about the disruption of that timing" - Possibly Warren Spahn #4 - Posted by: Josh on June 25, 2004 02:13 PMSounds like the terrorists have been reading "Art of War" to me. You can be sure of succeeding in your attacks if you only attack places which are undefended. (For instance plant bombs where they will strike civilians...) You can ensure the safety of your defense if you only hold positions that cannot be attacked. (Hide in a mosque, use women and children as human shields...)
"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, only then will you be able to head off your foes with a balanced attack." -The Sphinx #6 - Posted by: Paleo on June 25, 2004 05:20 PMThat saying reminds me of what I know about the Battle of Antietam. Dumbass General McClelland kept attacking the bulk of the Confederate Army, or heavily fortified bridges, when there were weaker parts of their line that were only a man across. In the end, 23,000 people died in a battle that ended up being a tactical draw. Both armies simply left the battlefield. Hmmm. . . maybe Gen. McClelland is an ancestor of this guy. #7 - Posted by: Protagonist on June 25, 2004 05:50 PM"If you find a bug hole, nuke it." Or as Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest (CSA) described his winning strategy, it consisted of "gittin' there firstest with the mostest." See also Liddell Hart's indirect approach of forcing the defender to decide what to defend by menacing more than one valuable target, essentially forcing him to give something up. #9 - Posted by: Mitch on June 26, 2004 12:22 PMProtagonist- Um, no, he didn't. That was General Burnsides, who was under McClellan at the time. He was to be attacking across the Burnsides Bridge (no, it wasn't called that at the time), the ONLY bridge across which union troops moved under fire (the other two prominent thrusts of movement being across a nice open wheatfield, and a constricted corn field), but was held off by... if I remember right, a small group of texan infantry who sniped at him from very good rifle positions. The doof could have simply scouted downstream a bit and found a place to ford the river right there, possibly coming into the battle earlier and enabling a swift and decisive Union victory, but noooo... But yeah, McClellan was a complete idiot. I don't know how the heck he was popular with the Army of the Patomac. #10 - Posted by: Flakbait on June 26, 2004 09:46 PMInteresting article! Thanks for posting it. Wish you good luck! #11 - Posted by: used cars on January 7, 2005 10:05 AMPost a comment
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