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June 25, 2004
Now There Will Be No Question Who the Winners Are
I had asked my smart readers what question they would ask John Kerry if given the chance. First, the runner-ups who each get to ask me one question for a future Frank Answers™ (so choose wisely): J Fielek wrote: Pat Rand wrote: Robert wrote: And the winner, who can send me two question for Frank Answers™ is Bob Owens who wrote: "So, Senator, how does four months of actual combat experience make you a better candidate than say, Lyndie England?" Thanks for playing! 33 Responses To "Now There Will Be No Question Who the Winners Are"
First #2 - Posted by: beo on June 25, 2004 03:10 PMFrank "During your life Mr. Kerry you've been married to two rich women. Being that you have no personality or sence of humor, how did you do that?" Maybe that's why he was married to two women. #4 - Posted by: Blog Jones on June 25, 2004 03:11 PMYEAH THIS IS ALL WELL AND NICE BUT BILL GATES AS ABLOGGER HELLO ANY COMMENTS COME ON FRANKIE BOY YOU GOTTA FEEL SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #5 - Posted by: on June 25, 2004 03:12 PMBLOGGER BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #6 - Posted by: on June 25, 2004 03:13 PMI demand a recount! Hey I finally won something! ...whatcha mean there's no cash? Figures. I'll send my questions in over the weekend. BTW, I'd like to thank Frank J, the Academy... *gets played off* #8 - Posted by: Bob Owens on June 25, 2004 04:15 PMI'm a loser.....again. *sigh* #9 - Posted by: jonag on June 25, 2004 05:32 PMYeah really, jonag.. You'd think Frank would throw you a bone every now and then at least! :) #10 - Posted by: CCinCali on June 25, 2004 06:16 PMThis may or may not be off-topic, but doesn't Sarah STILL look great over there in the right hand corner?!?! I'm just sayin'... #11 - Posted by: Zeb Trout on June 25, 2004 06:18 PMI know this is totally off topic Frank, but Michael Moore makes me so mad i nearly turn into a hulk-like beast im not sure if its the frequent consumption of microwave popcorn or the "Nuclear Fun" chemistry set i recived for my 5th birthday #12 - Posted by: Brodeur on June 25, 2004 07:47 PMDid you miss this? I'll post it again, just in case. Let's see, something theological, so he can show us he's a religious guy. Senator, in your opinion, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? just wanted to make sure. #13 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 25, 2004 08:44 PMFrank, SandraK OK Once again, my mediocre comment did not place. I'm going for beer. WHO'S COMING WITH ME! #15 - Posted by: Turkeyhead on June 25, 2004 10:37 PMWILL SOMEBODY PLEASE COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT BILL GATES MAY BECOME A BLOGGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE HELLO WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A QUESTION ANSWERED AROUND HERE ARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!! #16 - Posted by: on June 25, 2004 10:50 PMBILL THE BLOGGER COMMENTS APPRECIATED #17 - Posted by: PISS ANT on June 25, 2004 10:51 PMHELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #18 - Posted by: HASHISH on June 25, 2004 10:53 PMTurkeyhead, there's plenty o' beer at my place! I can't seem to give it away. #19 - Posted by: maggie katzen on June 25, 2004 11:26 PMFrank, I'm gonna sue you guys for slander. Fuck you dimwitted shitbags. #21 - Posted by: Michael Moore on June 26, 2004 12:11 AMMy anus hurts real bad! #22 - Posted by: Michael Moore on June 26, 2004 12:12 AMAnybody got a cheeseburger? #23 - Posted by: Michael Moore on June 26, 2004 12:12 AMMy balls itch real bad. #24 - Posted by: Michael Moore on June 26, 2004 12:13 AMI wish Lyndie Johnson would come play with me. #25 - Posted by: Michael Moore on June 26, 2004 12:15 AMHow about we hung a pork chop around her neck, Michael? Would that help? #26 - Posted by: Bill H on June 26, 2004 12:53 AM>WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT BILL GATES MAY BECOME A BLOGGER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE HELLO WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET A QUESTION ANSWERED AROUND HERE ARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!! Uh, not being a bothersome prick who writes in all caps and repeats the same thing 300 times? I think you won a free ticket for a "ban", one way only, and embarkment is compulsory. As for Bill the Blooger, you want a comment, here it is: BFD. #27 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on June 26, 2004 07:45 AMSenator Kerry, why do you suck? #29 - Posted by: Chris W. on June 26, 2004 01:14 PMI was robbed! I demand a recount. And another recount. Frank missed the chads! I am disenfranchised! What about the military absentee ballots! We will take this to the Supreme Court! No, wait, they were appointed by Bush's father. Well, two of them were. Hanging chads. HANGING CHADS! DAMN ELECTORAL COLLEGE! (you know I am only saying this because the judge lives in FLORIDA) #30 - Posted by: dvgulliver on June 26, 2004 01:39 PMLet's go cry in our beers, Turkeyhead. I can't believe I only got "marginal" recognition last time. No accolades. No book deal. No weekend in Vegas. Being funny used to count for something, ya know? #31 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on June 26, 2004 03:59 PMYou should really keep this feature going...it's fun. If I'd known about it, I would have submitted: "Of the many bills you have authored during your 19 years in the U.S. Senate, which do you feel was the most significant?" Explanation: someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't he authored or taken the lead on all of zero bills since he's been in the Senate? #32 - Posted by: JPinVA on June 27, 2004 11:11 PMI'm a runner up, I'm so Happy. #33 - Posted by: Robert on June 28, 2004 08:40 AMPost a comment
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