You should try Dr. Pepper.

....."deuce"......"deuce".......man, I can't get that ol' Home Star Runner site out of my head now...

Here's a link, btw: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail24.html

Top Quark?! Nah, Charmed is the coolest (I have a thing for Alyssa Milano).

Well I have to say I prefer Pepsi, and I like cream and sugar in my coffe. But I'm a girl and if I'm going to be sweet to everyone, I need my sugar. But in all other ways, I'm the perfect Ronin. :-) (it's sweet to put the little smiley face after a sentence, see?)

WHAT? No Official Whiskey of IMAO?

What's wrong with BOURBON?

Goes great with the Official Cola of IMAO (on the rocks, in a 'proper' pint glass).

Dude, if you're going to whack somebody with a Maglite, you do it with THIS ONE.

No, Coke is too sweet and too think and too syrupy. Pepsi goes down much easier and is not as heavy. Plus, the increased carbonation makes for quality, refreshing belches.

"What the deuce"??

How about Official IMAO Mascot: stewie with katana & 1911?

It should be noted that a "chalupa" is actually a small boat, and not a genuine mexican cuisine.

Never roll your car with a Maglite in the passenger compartment. I rolled a county cruiser with my stick and four cell on the front passenger seat and got whopped more than Rodney King did. My civil rights suit was unsuccessful, though. I blame the Democrats. They should all jump in the deep part of the ocean to fight Aquaman.

Should Offical T-Shirt Babe be added or is that already obvious

"What the deuce" also comes from Family Guy.

uh, was there a mention of Chomps? We need to have chomps.

Official Angry Dog, perhaps.

Official Favorite Terrorist: dead terrorist.

Official Thing at which to spit: France

Yea, rightwingduck, he left a lot of things off the list.

Jane Eyre (the movie version) and IMAO use "what the duece"

Yay for public education teaching us the joys of English lit.

I love my Blind and Whomp. It's the greatest flashlight/Woopin' stick that I own... unless you count those Tonfa that I taped the LED light to. It's funny, I actually wrote about the Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on my blog today. It's 'cause I'm goin' to Texas to become a cowboy! Yeeeeeehawww! Cowboy Viking's rule!

coming to texas to be a cowboy? man i hope you're a quarterback cuz we could use one of those.

Well, if you're from New York, Texas is like Cowboy Land. I'm actually going for my brothers basic training graduation. I'm not the QB type, I'm more the actual football type. Well, I'm actually pretty tall, but I'm no sorta football player heh.

"What the deuce!" The history behind it:

It was originially thought of by some random British guy when the Irish scored their second goal in their annual England-Ireland rivalry matchup to take a 2-1 lead. It soon became a war cry, and whenever Ireland has scored two goals against England in a game, the English shout, "WHAT THE DEUCE!" and kill the goalie. Afterwards, they go to the nearest pub, drink themselves silly, fight, and play cricket.

Oh yeah, I think "What the deuce!" was used by Dr. Watson whenever Holmes solves the case, which of course, Holmes knew all along who had done it because of the speck of dirt that he found was blah blah blah.

Congrats on your second anniversary! What's the gift for that, ammo?

Keep up the good work. (And I'd go for High Plains Drifter or The Outlaw Josey Wales, personally)

My favorite Jelly Bean flavor comes from the Jelly Belly/Harry Potter Bertie Bott's Beans...grass. The spinach flavor isn't too bad either. I do not recommend the vomit or earwax flavors...shivers...

pear? coke? oh frank, you ARE perfect, i knew it!

Official cola well sure you can mix Coke with Rum. But Ronald Reagan liked monkeys. He co-starred with them

Finally, a young'un who knows the way coffee was meant to be imbibed.

I mean, what's the point of drinking coffee if you can't taste it!

Way to go, Frank!

Was Red Dawn at least the runner up for official movie? Red Dawn kicks ass. WOLVERINES!

Dunno about "what the deuce" but the phrase "The deuce you say!" appears in Buckaroo Banzai, which deserves to be at least the alternate Official Movie. But if you want a Clint Eastwood film to be official, it ought to be Fistful of Dollars, which is an uncredited remake of Yojimbo, which actually is about a ronin.

And I agree with el Jefe about Bourbon, and I would further propose Maker's Mark as the Official Bourbon.

And while the .45 ACP is the ultimate caliber, in fact the Platonic ideal, lately I have been spending an awful lot of time plinking with a - don't laugh - bb gun. It's the Drozd, sold by European American Armory, and it is select fire (yeah that's right, a full auto bb gun). And I got a heads up point sight (red dot) for daytime shooting and a laser sight for night time, and the coolness factor is off the scale. Full auto bb gun - imagine the number of eyes you could put out with it!

Leptons Rule, we don't need your sissy short lived top-antitop meson.

Official Exclamation of Surprise of IMAO: "What the deuce!"
Name two places where that is from

Stewy, from Family Guy, and just about any Heinlein book.

Official IMAO psychopath: The Limey

It is a good think you did not mention any Alien Conspiracy, Frank.

The less people know about their cats controlling their human's lives. When not reporing back to their Mother Ship late at night. The better!

I believe the 3 D-cell Maglite is official called the "Malice Green" model. (After the crackhead the Detroit Cops beat to death a few years ago.) Maybe it's just a local thing.

Quantum physics is king. Classical physics sucks. If quantum and classical physics hgad a fight, quantum physics would put classical physics in a headlock in two seconds flat and noogie it until it got bored, then it would break classical physics' neck and watch the Simpsons. Mmmm, Simpsons. Where was I? Oh yeah, so to conclude my highly scientific presentation: quantum physics is great classical physics is crap.

Official Way to Drink Coffee of IMAO: Black
We like our coffe like we like our women
Strong Black Bitter

I always tell folks I like my coffee black.... like my soul. mmmm motor oil.

Maggie, your baaaaad!!!

I think that classical physics would start playing Bethoven or Bach and put quantum physics to sleep; thereby rendering it helpless and then ol' classy would break quantum's neck.

But since I try to avoid anything that starts with a psy, I could be wrong.

If you don't like quantum mechanics, why have a favorite quark? Mesons rule!

Official Meat: Ham.
Official Vegetable: Terry Schiavo.

Bourbon is good but Jack Daniels is the best.

Bourbon is good but Jack Daniels is the best. Posted by Starhawk

Yes. I'm having one right now.

Is this the drinking thread?

Oh! Miss? Guess what I have in this box, and whether it is alive or dead.
A classic pickup line.

Charm quark totally pwns top quark, hands down.

My personal "blind and whomp" is a Surefire e2d. Brighter than a 4-D Maglite, and smaller than the 2-AA Maglite. Also the front bezel and the back bezel have scallopped edges.

My favorite (non-firearm) combo, though, is more of a "blind and bleed". It's a Surefire C3, which puts out 200 lumens of light (but is still remarkably small), and a Cold Steel Gunsite Folder, which has a 5" tanto-style, half-serrated blade.

"What the deuce!"

FAMILY GUY! I win!

What's the official IMAO cigar?
Frank lives in America's Wang, doesn't he? Which contains many Good Cubans who roll wonderful cigars, plus it looks like it's peeing on the Bad Cubans.
My buddy's a cabbie and can attest to the fine whomping qualities of the mag lites. Very good on runners and robbers.
Takes some extra whomping on drunks.
MMMMmmmmmmm..... Coffee....
"I like my coffee like I like my women- ground up in the freezer."

Hey Frank -
I noticed that you put down Taco Bell as the official Fast Food Resturant of IMAO. Now, I love Taco Bell. But I was grieved to learn that they were requesting a slogan in a New Slogan Contest to be "Left of center." I hope that my dad was wrong about this, but I fear it may true.

Suggest that:
1) the Official Rifle of the IMAO be the H&K-91 or the M-14;
2) the Official Rifle Caliber of the IMAO be declared 7.62mm NATO.
3) the Official Sniper Rifle of the IMAO be any of them chambered for the cal .50 round.

Come on, everybody knows that the most recent use of "What the deuce" is in Buckaroo Banzai!

Now, what is Frank doing with that pickup truck, jet engine, and electric guitar.......?????

Official way to end a post?

LATER RONIN!

Coke? You will pay...you will pay...

Official Pancake: Rachel Corrie (how did you folks miss this one? Or do I spend too much time on LGF?)

Official Sword Maker: Last Legend

MarginMI: Malice Green did not die from Detroit Cops beating him to death. He died from cocaine-induced cardiac arrest, from struggling with the cops trying to arrest him. Flashlights were certainly involved, during the struggle to subdue the goblin.

What's the Official Movie of IMAO?

Possibilities could be "Patton", "Army of Darkness", there are several choices out there!

Re: Official Exclaimation of IMAO -- a good alternate would be from Ashe in the movie "Army of Darkness" -- "...and THIS is my BOOM STICK!!!"

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