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July 09, 2004
IMAO: Year Three
Posted by Frank J. at 12:25 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (77)


Good... bad... I'm the guy with the blog.

The second year of IMAO has ended and a new year begins... one more dynamic, more action packed, and more funnier.

Pity our enemies.

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77 Responses To "IMAO: Year Three"

First to say: What a guy!!!

#1 - Posted by: jonag on July 9, 2004 12:26 PM

Congrats!

Might be able to shoot someone but it's hard to cut somebody when your shoe's untied.

#2 - Posted by: El Jefe on July 9, 2004 12:37 PM

Happy anniversary, Frank.

#3 - Posted by: Thomas Dalesson on July 9, 2004 12:49 PM

Magic works here, guns work there... a sword (or a bad attitude) works everywhere.

#4 - Posted by: Chris W. on July 9, 2004 12:51 PM

You want to PITY our enemies?! Are you going SOFT?!

#5 - Posted by: beo on July 9, 2004 12:53 PM

In the words of David Drake and Eric Flint... "Better yet, let us pity them not at all."

#6 - Posted by: Dave on July 9, 2004 12:59 PM

Happy A-day, Frank.

#7 - Posted by: Greywolf on July 9, 2004 01:02 PM

Congrats, Stinki!

Love,

#8 - Posted by: Sarah on July 9, 2004 01:12 PM

Congrats Frank!! I look forward to another year of ronin craziness..

#9 - Posted by: Pete on July 9, 2004 01:18 PM

god, i love that picture.

you are an inspiration to us all frank, keep on fighting.

#10 - Posted by: Rikor on July 9, 2004 01:26 PM

Congrats Frank!!!!

lookin forwark to another great year.

#11 - Posted by: John in Utah on July 9, 2004 01:28 PM

"more funnier" is that even possible? I thought you were the most funniest already.

#12 - Posted by: Josh on July 9, 2004 01:32 PM

Happy aniversary, Frank!

Not to worry you on your aniversary and all, but you may want to have those electrics looked at. Could be hazardous or something.

#13 - Posted by: LibertyBob on July 9, 2004 01:42 PM

Happy #3. Here's hoping you have many more!

#14 - Posted by: Omnibus Driver on July 9, 2004 01:48 PM

Josh, he is the funniest, but that doesn't mean he can raise the bar on hilarity. You see, humor does not plateau, and therefore you can be by far the funniest, but keep getting funnier forever... Kind of like Ham. You can cook it well, or you can cook it the best, but you can still make it better. Like sometimes, my mommy puts pineapples on the ham, and then bakes it with brown sugar and stuff, and it's totally awesome. Happy Blogiversary Frank, another year of this is another year that the Limey cringes in pain. Crazy Tony Pentin. I linked to you. Hooray for me!

#15 - Posted by: Reed The Viking on July 9, 2004 01:56 PM

Congrats! Now that you've rebuilt, make it better, stronger, faster ... more Frank!

#16 - Posted by: Drew on July 9, 2004 02:19 PM

more funnier! Don't sell yourself short. You are the king of funnification!

BTW, do you know if John Kerry served in Vietnam?

#17 - Posted by: Chris on July 9, 2004 02:22 PM

God Bless you, boy...*sniff--wipes tear from eye*...I'm so proud of you!

#18 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on July 9, 2004 02:27 PM

good to have you around.

#19 - Posted by: pylorns on July 9, 2004 02:36 PM

Hot.

#20 - Posted by: Sarah on July 9, 2004 02:37 PM

Congratulations, Frank. Even us Very Important Novelists take time out from our glamorous and busy schedules to extend our best wishes on this important anniversary. And I'm sure Mike Williamson would do the same if he were sober. ;-)

#21 - Posted by: Lars Walker on July 9, 2004 03:19 PM

Will you still be wrong about what the Iraq war was (wrong)?

#22 - Posted by: iraqwarwrong on July 9, 2004 03:35 PM

Some sad news on this great day: Rachel Lucas will blog no more. *sniff, big, big tears* I will miss her. Good luck, Rachel!

#23 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on July 9, 2004 03:44 PM

oh Frank, you've inspired me to take better photos for the peace gallery! that picture rocks!

and so do you, mr. funniest man in the world, so do you.

#24 - Posted by: sarahk on July 9, 2004 03:46 PM

Yes, Happy Anniversary scary gun toting American guy.

And you all should listen to what IraqWarWrong says. He is very wise. Yeah, that's the ticket. Wise. All Satanic Infi...I mean Americans, yeah that's it, Americans, should listen to him.

MuHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

#25 - Posted by: Al Qaida on July 9, 2004 03:48 PM

Above (or beside? in addition to?) all else (definately in addition to) know this: My pseudo-blog is but in it's infancy, but it is yours, my dark master. You have been linked.

P.S. If you ever want me to use my Jedi Flash skills to whip you up a little something-something for a banner or logo, just let me know.

#26 - Posted by: Tsymyn on July 9, 2004 04:03 PM

What a geek. -snort

#27 - Posted by: gibsonrlz on July 9, 2004 04:05 PM

geek? yes.

#28 - Posted by: Tsymyn on July 9, 2004 04:05 PM

Oh, man, Frank, LOVE the picture. Love it, love it, love it.

I wish I had a blog so I could link you for your blogiversary. Maybe I'll have one for next year's ...

Happy Blogiversary, Frank - we ronin salute you ... :-)

#29 - Posted by: Aimee on July 9, 2004 04:06 PM

Not that I don't love the picture, but I think the caption would make more sense if you had a chainsaw and shotgun.

#30 - Posted by: Joey on July 9, 2004 04:13 PM

Dear Frank- glad to see that you have achieved the Quickening. Did you have to cut off Glenn Reynolds' head to do it? Happy Anniversary!

#31 - Posted by: dillene on July 9, 2004 04:27 PM

Four words: Rock, rock on, Frank!

*salutes*

#32 - Posted by: AWG on July 9, 2004 04:48 PM

Happy 3rd, Frank!

P.S. I'm telling Ash you stole his line.

#33 - Posted by: Evilwhiteguy on July 9, 2004 04:59 PM

Happy Blogiversary to you...
Happy Blogiversary to you...
Happy Blogiversary Dear Frank J.....
Happy Blogiversary to you...

And many mooooooooore........

#34 - Posted by: Robin on July 9, 2004 05:32 PM

Frank, I wish to make two points. First, congratulations on your 2nd blogiversary. Second, that is the best picture of you that I have ever seen. It really captures your character.

#35 - Posted by: Average Joe on July 9, 2004 05:35 PM

Sincere congratulations on your outstanding accomplishments. May your continued assault on monkey- and ninja-hordes worldwide prosper in the coming year. Continued good luck with your Japanese subsidiaries, as well.

#36 - Posted by: Jared on July 9, 2004 05:51 PM

Peace through strength, Frank!

Hearty congratulations.

#37 - Posted by: Eric Scheie on July 9, 2004 05:53 PM

Congrats! Keep on pushing forward! :)

#38 - Posted by: Jake on July 9, 2004 06:07 PM

Great picture Frank!. Finally one that does not remind me of Wesley Crusher.

Happy Blogoversary!

#39 - Posted by: M1A1 on July 9, 2004 06:07 PM

My goodness, Frank, I hit the usual after 5:00PM Indiana Time IMAO link, and the logo came up, and everything else was red! Yikes!

I thought the commies took over or something for a second, or iamwrong (my new name for iraqwarwrong) got a hold of the website.

Congrats, Frank! I look forward to more laughing and more weird looks from my co-workers.


#40 - Posted by: Scott Sanburn on July 9, 2004 06:22 PM

Congratulations, Frank!

I just dropped by Michelle Malkin's Blog and scanned your Initial Letter OF Introduction.

Very cool!

What's even cooler Michelle in her Nuke The Moon T-Shirt!

Here's to another year of 'In My World', Chomps, Dead Ninja Monkeys, Blended Puppies, Buck The Marine, Space Lasered (SMITEd) Ragheads. And anything else that sloshes around between your ears and winds up creating Belly Laughs!

Jack.

#41 - Posted by: Imperial Lamplighter: LC Jack Deth on July 9, 2004 06:37 PM

Hey, even the Puppy Blender has commented on Frank's second blogiversary. Happy second blogiversary, Frank!

http://instapundit.com/archives/016491.php

#42 - Posted by: Katie on July 9, 2004 06:37 PM

*Gasp* That photo....swoon....thud.

Just great!
happy blogiversary!
*giggle* "achieved the Quickening"
I love that show.

#43 - Posted by: Laura on July 9, 2004 07:47 PM

Congrats Frank! You make me laugh every day. Keep it coming!

BTW- That's the first picture of you where you don't look 12 years old. Must be the weapons! (Loved the pic on your editorial the other day.

Love the new layout too, much easier to read.

#44 - Posted by: MarginMI on July 9, 2004 07:56 PM

Congratulations Ronin!

Here's to many more years of ticking off the left.

Keep on truckin

#45 - Posted by: exile on July 9, 2004 08:12 PM

aw happy anniversary, ya unfunny treasonous Ronin.

#46 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 9, 2004 08:35 PM

ooooooh I'm sooooo
skeeert
The Terrible Two!

Happy blogiversary
U Da Bestest

#47 - Posted by: TXVet on July 9, 2004 08:57 PM

Fraaaannnkkk!!
Is that your finger I see on the trigger?!?

(Awww... to hell with it.)

Happy Blogversary, Frank!

#48 - Posted by: on July 9, 2004 09:41 PM

oop.

#49 - Posted by: Moriarty on July 9, 2004 09:42 PM

Congrats, Frank.

However... As a conservative, I hate and fear change. Therefore, I hate and fear the new layout. I am now angry and will go take my frustrations out upon the nearest hippies. Fortunately, the neighboring tenants are but a few steps away.

#50 - Posted by: Flakbait on July 9, 2004 09:45 PM

You have just replaced google as my homepage. This is the highest honor I can give to any webpage in existance. (I still have the toolbar :-)

#51 - Posted by: Trucido on July 9, 2004 10:01 PM

Frank, I can picture you facing down Helen Thomas now: "Come get some, she-bitch".

Say, when are you going to start distributing your line of clothing through S-Mart?

#52 - Posted by: krakatoa on July 9, 2004 11:02 PM

Everyone! Quick, CHEESE IT! It's satanic, apocalyptic Frank, save yourselves!

#53 - Posted by: Nikoms on July 9, 2004 11:36 PM

You look really, really, REALLY constipated.

#54 - Posted by: SpaceMonkey on July 10, 2004 12:23 AM

Frank, I'm afraid I linked to you in your trackback about 3 times. Sorry for that. Keep on rockin' though. You're the man.

#55 - Posted by: Blake on July 10, 2004 03:40 AM

Good God, this site takes forever to load now.

#56 - Posted by: Cestus on July 10, 2004 04:12 AM

Happy Blogiversay, Frank!

#57 - Posted by: Revandryn on July 10, 2004 02:54 PM

Congratulations Frank. And like the new layout...plue us old farts can read the comment section much easier now.

#58 - Posted by: Guy S. on July 10, 2004 05:04 PM

Funny my track back isn't working. I guess I need one of them new fangled blog making thingies? Are there any good blog makeing thingies out there for free?

#59 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on July 10, 2004 06:06 PM

This pic definitely reminds me of a quote by that legendary 18th century statesman Sir Boyle Roche,..."While I write this letter, I have a pistol in one hand and a sword in the other."

And I proudly wear my Nuke The Moon T-Shirt as I write this. Kudos to you, sir!

#60 - Posted by: From The PatCave on July 10, 2004 07:44 PM

Oh, now, you ARE a handsome fellow... ... but the photo really ought to be you in that pose NEXT TO SarahK in her point-blank pose. You two would be such a force to be reckoned with.

#61 - Posted by: IowaSoccerMom on July 10, 2004 11:11 PM

Stinki ??! Things might be getting out of hand with the T-shirt girl Frank (Lucky you).
Moreover, I would like to congratulate you on your 3rd year of this enterprise. If we can make the slightest dent (& I believe your input with the accompanying comments makes a HUGE dent) in the liberalization of America, than you’ve done something for this county than cannot be accomplished through the mainstream (or even NR) media. You’ve helped folks understand that this country is ours, the sword and the might is ours if we elect to use it (as we should), and it is the best place on earth for (quasi-human) life.
The lighting bolts are a little scary, though.
Best regards, doubletrouble

#62 - Posted by: doubletrouble on July 11, 2004 12:20 AM

I'm off topic here I know but I am looking for a guest/partner for my blog. Please let me know if you have any tips and if anyone here is interested let me know as well.

#63 - Posted by: Guy on July 11, 2004 04:12 AM

That looks SOOOO cool.

And I don't like the new lay-out. It confuse me. IMAO use to be nice and simple and to the point. Ah well.

- The red is horrible as well. Ugh.

#64 - Posted by: Poosh on July 11, 2004 01:17 PM

Your enemies tremble at the mention of your name!

#65 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on July 11, 2004 02:03 PM

Frank, according to my handy-dandy Chinese-English dictionary, the first and second characters in that flag jpeg stand for "wave" and "person" respectively. In case you were wondering.

#66 - Posted by: Way Hung Lo on July 11, 2004 03:11 PM

Got a problem with an angry blogger? Call us, we're the solution.

#67 - Posted by: The Troll Patrol on July 11, 2004 05:00 PM

Way Hung Lo,
He posted that shit even though he has no idea what it means. What a cornhole.

#68 - Posted by: The Troll Hole on July 11, 2004 05:02 PM

uh, i'm thinking "Stinki" is from frank's sister sarah, not his babe sarahk.

#69 - Posted by: sarahk on July 11, 2004 05:11 PM

Well I can't afford to buy Frank a nice kitty for an blogaversery present, so Frank, here is a nice site to visit.
http://www.thearma.org/

#70 - Posted by: toad on July 11, 2004 08:41 PM

Doubletrouble, Sarahk is right. Frank has a sister named Sarah who calls him "Stinki". I think Sarahk refers to him as "Cutey-pie" or something like that. ;-)

#71 - Posted by: jonag on July 11, 2004 10:15 PM

Yes, my silly sister Sarah doesn't show me appropriate respect.

#72 - Posted by: Frank J. on July 11, 2004 10:28 PM

oh, oh, I could send some kitties! how many would you want Frank?!

#73 - Posted by: maggie katzen on July 11, 2004 10:38 PM

Happy A-day, i am late but i had business this weekend (and uncle died)
btw people-chinese and Japanese are VERY different and in Japanese his characters are correct so please know what you are talking about before you write in here
first character - ro
second characer - Nin (hito-people, person)-a masterless samurai

#74 - Posted by: entrepreneur on July 12, 2004 09:07 AM

Suggest that:

1 - the Official Rifle of the IMAO be declared either the H&K-91 or the M-14;

2 - the Official Rifle Caliber of the IMAO be declared 7.62mm NATO;

3 - the Official Sniper Rifle of the IMAO be declared any system using the cal.50 round;

4 - the Official Machine Gun of the IMAO be declared the 50 Caliber "Ma Duece" (combines tradition and awesome firepower).

#75 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on July 12, 2004 11:27 AM

Congrats Frank!!!!!!!

Frank, can you be in a ghillie suit in your next picture? Maybe with some face paint and a ka-bar between your teeth?

Maj Mike, you know there is no such thing as a .50cal "sniper rifle"... It has to be an "anti-material rifle"

I think the official IMAO handgun round should be good ole .45. It doesn't matter which .45 (colt, win. mag., acp, gap)

#76 - Posted by: Crazy Tasty on July 12, 2004 03:34 PM

Crazy Tasty - valid point!!

Actually, with a cal .50 rifle, the purpose is to defeat the opposition's head gear -- be it steel, kevlar, or fabric. Any damage to the person is classified as "colateral damage".

Re: pistol calibers, 45 ACP is for serious business, 9mm is for social occasions where the more compact Glock 19 is less likely to ruin the drape of the dinner jacket/dress blues than the beloved M1911A1.

#77 - Posted by: MAJ Mike on July 13, 2004 12:29 PM
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