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July 02, 2004
Stuff and... uh... Stuff
I still need to pick the winning questions for Michael Moore, which I'll do tonight. Also, how does everyone like my "I'm smart and thoughtful" expression for my editorial today? There is a bigger announcement... but that will be later today... UPDATE: I agree with the puppy blender; The Onion should be as funny as me. UPDATE 2: Ha, I already got my GMAIL account thanks to a SpaceMonkey, losers. And what do people have against Jags? I was thinking either an S-Type or a Mercedes for my next car - well, if my income suddenly increases in time. 34 Responses To "Stuff and... uh... Stuff"
FIRST #1 - Posted by: beo on July 2, 2004 10:18 AM"So, Michael Moore, are you ready to stop being a terrorist-hugging bloated buffoonicus rex?" #2 - Posted by: beo on July 2, 2004 10:26 AMWE TODD DID #3 - Posted by: toothless redneck on July 2, 2004 10:28 AMThe pic is a good one, Frank. It certainly captures the seriousness and gravity of your editorial. #5 - Posted by: AWG on July 2, 2004 10:42 AMIf your incisive commentary doesn't get you Jonah Goldberg's job, then your editorial picture definitely will. You can't help but look at the pic and say, hey, that guy really knows what he's talking about! Look at that smart and thoughtful expression on his face. #6 - Posted by: BerkeleyChick on July 2, 2004 10:48 AMFrank, why is it that YOU are the #1 hit for "puppy blender" on google? I thought that was supose to be Glenn? Futility #7 - Posted by: futility on July 2, 2004 11:02 AMThe pic is good, but I kind of like #5 here: Frank, I know you are going to pick my Michael Moore-on question as the winner because: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I DESERVE TO WIN SOMETHING!!!! #9 - Posted by: jonag on July 2, 2004 11:31 AMFirst, your Editorial was amusing, but you seem to forget something that makes us better than them: We don't set out to harm the innocent! #10 - Posted by: Mr. Bubble on July 2, 2004 11:40 AM Hey man, To comment on your editorial pic: well I thought your other pics, esp. from the peace gallery made you look very young and boyish (I do not know how long ago they were taken), almost like that guy whatshisname from the Spiderguy movies, but in your editorial pic, you look much older and far more mature. Probably because your stance is highlighting your well-defined cheek bones or something. I recommend that you should pose for one of those Che like stances, with your head toward the left (um, not your left). Anyway, that is just what I think. Keep the good work, man. #11 - Posted by: TEM on July 2, 2004 12:00 PMMercedes SL 500 http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SL500R.jsp Mmmmmmmmmmm... and it's only $90,000! You can do it, Frank! ;^) #12 - Posted by: A Recovering Liberal on July 2, 2004 12:05 PMLincoln LS Sport, black, with a pair of small American flags on the front fenders! #13 - Posted by: Nathan on July 2, 2004 12:05 PMi heart your editorial pic, Frank, you look smart and dollish. i don't know about other people, but i don't like jags because they're ugly. but i think ALL sports cars are ugly; men are much more sexy in trucks and SUVs. as to the bigger announcement, i can't wait for it and will be on the road later. you should email me at work. :) happy birthday jonag! #14 - Posted by: sarahk on July 2, 2004 12:19 PMJags are perfectly good cars... if you follow the "pasta rocket" rule: Drive one weekend a month, maintain the other three. They are very, very fussy cars. #15 - Posted by: on July 2, 2004 12:20 PMOops... the one directly above was me... #16 - Posted by: MagKnightX on July 2, 2004 12:21 PM"...smart and thoughtful" expression? I thought you were going for "homicidal maniac choosing next victim" or "I could sure go for a nicely blended puppy right now." Maybe you could get the T-Shirt Babe to do "smart and thoughtful" with her back nicely arched...lips in full pout...er, hmm, gotta go get a sarahk fix. See ya! #17 - Posted by: Pat Rand on July 2, 2004 01:04 PMI believe that the Lincoln LS and the S-Type Jag are pretty much the same car under the skin. I'm also pretty sure the new Mustang is using the same platform. Brass #18 - Posted by: Brass on July 2, 2004 01:28 PMI can tell you why people hate Jags. Have you ever heard the saying "What a Fag you are in your Jaguar." You have to pronounce the word Jaguar the British way though or it doesn't work. #19 - Posted by: American Pitbull on July 2, 2004 01:38 PMLincoln LS and Jag S are same body avoid the Jag J series like the plaque. But I think you would really enjoy a BWM much more. #20 - Posted by: James Old Guy on July 2, 2004 01:45 PMOnly one option for you man: Pontiac GTO 350hp, 6-speed manual, rear drive. #21 - Posted by: beo on July 2, 2004 01:48 PMfrank: jags are soo gay. forgetabouit. caddy cts. roadracing heritage + red, white, n blue baby! #22 - Posted by: OriginalOrrin on July 2, 2004 01:58 PMWait! What about the Chevy SSR?? Sporty, yet a little redneck on the side, plenty of HP for the highway and an open top to blow your locks while you drive in style.... #23 - Posted by: Over the Top on July 2, 2004 02:00 PMI also have a Gmail account and I have yet to see what all the hype is about. It has "tons" of space? So does my Outlook. What's the big deal? #24 - Posted by: Serenity on July 2, 2004 05:35 PMthe conversation thing is way cool, and the multi-labeling, and the search (way better than outlook's). serenity, gmail rocks! though i do have gripes. #25 - Posted by: sarahk on July 2, 2004 05:53 PMI own both Jags and Porsches but my 1970 Nova kicks both of their a$$'s (up till top speed then the nova stop around 120MPH) #26 - Posted by: Alex Ford on July 3, 2004 01:30 AMmy old man's got both, they are both damn fine cars, I'd go with the Mercedes though... good luck with getting a raise #27 - Posted by: Joey D on July 3, 2004 03:06 AMJag? Mercedes? I think you'd look good in a Puegot or a Citroen. propecia propecia Post a comment
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