I knew it. That all powerful hair care product lobby has shown its ugly (but well coiffed) head once more!

Frank, are the choice of running mate and the gaining of the Ruger related incidents? I'm just asking so I can adjust my wagering on the election in an appropriate manner. You know, got to play the odds where I can so I can get my money. Unlike yours, my blog is designed to make me a cult leader. That means I have to depend on donations from losers instead of t-shirt sales for my cash. Wagering properly on elections is the only thing that keeps me in business. And it's fun!

No, I bought it yesterday.

Edwards is surrounded by Secret Service now, dude, so it will be really hard to hit him in the face with a pie.

Mmmm... pie.

If you don't mind my asking, what caliber is that new wheelgun of yours?

.45 LC of course. I'm a cowboy samurai!

I'm pretty sure I saw John Edwards in Georgetown at a place called the Pleasure Chest buying something that requires D size batteries, as well as something red and lacy in a man's size. But that could just be a rumor I'm starting...

cowboys are sexy.

Bravo Foxtrot Delta!!! No surprise here. The Donks Party hacks had been agitating for "The Breck Girl" for some months now.

Just another trial lawyer who became a millionaire on the backs of the abused and the oppressed.

sarahk,
And I'm already sexy, so, as soon as I get the right belt and holster and cowboy hat, everyone will be like, "No! Too sexy!"

Frank J. - all the girls want him and all the men want to be him.

Don't some of the men want him too?

true, true, Frank. but we're already like "No! Too sexy!"

imagine if you donned a military uniform, you'd be irresistible.

Frank J.,

Feared by men
Loved by women

Fine Frank, a Vaquero. But which one? Regular, Bisley, Bird's head? Blue, Stainless, color case hardened? Wood grips or mock ivory? Stubby barrel or longhorn size? Target sights or fixed? Did you get the .45 acp cylinder too? You're such a tease, just giving us a little peak.

If this is your first Ruger, be prepared to fall in love. I've got 6 of them and want more.

Ah, nothing like an elitest, liberal, rich, French Looking Mass. Lib picking a elitest, liberal, rich, trail lawyer, soaking the poor with higher health care costs. Yet, somehow, they are supposedly better able to relate to the hard working, middle class people. As Dr. Evil would say... Right.......

It turns out that that chance of me voting for Kerry has went from negative infinity percent to.... negative infinity percent.

Time to go back to my evil lair!

You guys are just jealous because Edwards is from a Southern State.

Actually, I'm jealous of Edwards for the wealth he made on the hunched backs of the poor deformed children he represented in court. I mean dag, yo, the dude's got me totally outclassed in the heartless evil department.

Don't you remember that John Kerry once something to effect that John Edwards was still in diapers during Vietnam?

Now, I know that we weren't offically in Cambodia during Vietnam, but now we find out that we had troops in Diapers as well. Where exactly is Diapers? Did Edwards also commit atrocities while there?

Yes. Edwards liked little boys to spank him. Especially naughty Viet Cong boys.

I bet he committed a great many atrocities in his diapers as a boy.

Congratulations on the Vaquero, pardner. I got one myself -- .45, middle-length barrel and wooden grips. Got a hat and gunbelt too. Now I want a pony.

P.U.

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Frank in a cowboy getup. I WANT PICTURES I CAN DOWNLOAD AND PRINT DAMMIT!!!

I promise I'll put it up right next to George and Laura on my fridge. Or maybe in my bedroom. Hmmmmmmmm.

(O.K. I confess, I'm secretly in love with Frank, and I can't even begin to compete with SarahK., but I can fantasize can't I????????CAN'T I???????? sorry, i haven't had any in a looooooong time. *sniff*)

The P.U. was for the diaper, not the pony but last time I checked, their shit stinks too.

So, new question for Kerry: Why did he waste cardboard (that could have provided somebody with shelter) on covering up Edwards name on the plane this morning? He could have just called ol'Sen. Racist Byrd to borrow a couple of white sheets.

You have to live west of the Mississippi to own a Vaquero. Or east of the Mississippi to be John Kerry's running mate.

You guys are just jealous because Edwards is from a Southern State.

Did I miss something? What the hell has that got to do with anything? (jealous?) Whatever.

It's his experience that's making me all warm down under! ~~~~~~~~~~

"You guys are just jealous because Edwards is from a Southern State."

Yeah, and Al Gore was from Tennessee, so what, didn't help him and he was at the top of the ticket, not just window dressing.

me either, MarginMI. me either.

SarahK and MarginMI need to log onto one of those toy stores ..."if you know what i mean...nudge nudge ..wink wink...know what I mean know what I mean"-Monty Python skit

me three, and I'm married damn it!

It's Kerry's attempt to make the ticket less french-looking. And he'll have Edwards sue you for slander if you say he still looks french.

Oh, nevermind. I'm just jealous.
I wish I could vote for someone from a southern state.

bob, vote for george, he's from texas.

Has anyone seen Edwards' wife? She looks like she ate Michael Moore! Edwards could start a class-action suit against the manufacturers of ugly sticks.

He's got to be having an affair. There's no way she can be his sole source for sexual gratification, unless he's a chubby chaser or something.

Now now now..... Maybe he loves his wife. Besides, she's an attorney too, so she could sue his butt if he ever strayed.

"If he's such a rich trial lawyer, why does he dress his wife in a blanket?"

He's not rich trial lawyer. He's a blue-collar, working-class, Man of the People - who just happens to be worth 45 million dollars.

Now, you KNOW that if Mrs. Edwards ever caught Mr. Edwards with a bimbo, she'd take him to the cleaners. And I'm sure he wouldn't want her cleaning out his closet. The one with the skeletons in it. And don't think he don't know it.

Oh wow!

So Frenchy picked "The Worlds Biggest Douche Bag in the Universe" as his running mate Hmm?

Oops! oh crap, I did it again, got him confused with that falsey fakey tricksy I-speak-to-dead-people guy, the other douche-bag John Edward!

Although the Breck-Girl might still try to score points by channeling dead folk to impress the easily impressed.... (I'd like to see him try to speak to Grandpa Dale... Grandpa would probably tell him to stuff his head someplace dark and staaanky.. or reach from beyond to assist the little panty-waist with said cranium in alternative-orifice action... There's a pay-per-view event I'd like to see! Mwha ha ha haaa!!)

Did you hear Bush's comments? When asked how Edwards (described in the question as "a populist" and even "sexy") compared to Cheney, He simply said "Cheney could be president." Nothing I can think of even compares to Bush's remarks

Hey, iraqwarwrong, personal question here...is your last name Bin Labotomized? Just wonderin'. You may need some DW40 on that squeeky wheel to the right of your frontal lobe...

Hi krautstink,

I went to True Value and asked for DW40 like you suggested but they did'nt know what I was talking about and asked me to leave. :'

IWW, there is no way a hardware store wouldn't know what WD40 was. Maybe you should have asked them in English

the guy kept bringing up this WD40 thing but I explained him that wasn't what I was after. krautstink recommended DW40 so I explained (pateintly!) that NO i don't want WD40 (already have - damn squeaky bed!), I want DW40!!!

that's when he said "I'm going to have to ask you to leave" and other nonsense. this only made me madder. damn i HATE true value employees, they're such fascists!

A simple typo on my part - see, I have no use for the crap. I would think that someone of your obvious intelligence would have figured out what I meant. Now, go lube your tube and piss off...

I also find it rather ironic that IWW would rag on a typo, considering that most PRE-SCHOOLERS have better grammar skills...ass wipe.

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