July 07, 2004
Reminder
In two days - Friday - is my second blogiversary and International Link to IMAO Day. If you have a blog, either pick a new post or an old favorite to link to. Heckle and deride all who don't link me... especially the Daily Kos!
I'll be in Sun Valley that day, so I don't how easy it will be for me to get internet access to post. If it takes me a while, don't freak out too much at the big surprise.
First!
I'd link if I could but I can't. Happy Blogiversary, Frank!
Uh oh looks like you slipped to 40th on the Frank google...but first on the Frank J and Joooos!! google.
Frank. You were one of the first links I created on my blog.
I'll pick a favorite and try to link to that. It will have to be one of your IMW's. That is really what you do best.
Well, that's just great! Frank will be off in Sun Valley and John Kerry will be making his annual trip to Ackerman's Horse Farm for his annual teeth cleaning. Me? I'll be here sipping Clamato juice while pondering the existance of Wayne Newton. But that's life. And life is life. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Pate, anyone?
A poem
by Krautstink
John Kerry
Very scary
The end.
A Haiku?
John Kerry
by Krautstink
What a very scary, hairy fairy.
He drinks sherry not dairy.
Ha! Must be lactose intolerant.
hmm. i guess i'll have to actually start reading what Frank has written so i can decide what to link.
and you were the very first link on my new blog, of course.
Krautstink - A haiku goes 5-7-5 syllables, and you seem to have done 10-7-9. That is no haiku. An appropriate haiku for John Kerry would be:
Kerry Frenchman is,
Who by the way, served in Nam
Kerry badges throws.
There's a haiku for you. Frank, aside from being the top of my blogroll, I've linked to you many times and I already have a post that I chose for your blogiversary(my bro's bday). I chose the, "You might be a comminust if..." post. Oops, I wasn't supposed to tell.
Kerry Haiku number 2!
Kerry looks French,
Kerry and Fonda '04,
God Damn Heinz Ketchup.
And now, a haiku of my own:
On every subject,
The French-looking candidate
Contradicts himself.
MMMMMMMM I know what I am going to link, now I just have to find it.
ha! I would like to see driveling Kerry supporters beat our poetry! We can be warlike and poetic at the same time. The true essence of Democracy, really.
Ode to the Left
Michael Moore is whore
a big fat and hairy bore
Leaning left and eating people
His bantering is quite feeble
John Kerry has seduced too many.
But he can't stop our Bush and Cheney.
Back to his money he will run,
And righties will have lots of fun.
We are masters of the poetic art.
God bless America... and IMAO.
gawd what shameless self promotion is on display here. No wonder you're so wrong about the Iraq war. why do I keep coming back
Proprietor, The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog (http://iraqwarwrong.blogspot.com, or here is a hyperlink ready for your click)
Frankly IWW we think it's because you're lonely.
With a veep choice from the Carolinas, the Dems can now bring back Camel-lot!
no i relly dont think thats it
my site gets no traffic, but i will link to you anyways hehe.
http://www.cheeseandbacon.net
YAY!!! I got permalinked! I'm so proud to be linked under the category, "Wrong about the Iraq War" on IWW's site. I can't believe this! Maybe I'll get super loads of traffic. Haha, that guy is sucha wanker.
He didn't even spell my name right! As wrong as I am about the Iraq war, he's wronger about the spelling of my name!
I'm sorry for the consecutive post's, but I am so proud to be listed as "Wrong" by a filthy hippy... I'm even prouder to be listed under Steven den Beste and in the same list as Frank J. and Glenn Reynolds and Roger Simon and stuff. That makes me feel cool, and wrong about Iraq of course.
It warms my heart to see good people on the wrong list. I only wish I had a site so that I could be wrong too. And to think, earlier I was just jelous as all get out about John Edwards being from a southern state!
It all goes back to the well-worn (though still useful) chestnut: "consider the source". It can only warm the cockles of my heart (yea, even unto the sub-cockles) to be called wrong by people so readily and so often refuted by the facts. God bless you, IWW, for making my day! :oD
While Hiaku is nice I prefer the lymerick
There once was a fat smelly Moore
Who made stupid movies Galore
He lied though his teeth
Ate a whole side of beef
I'd like to slam his face into a door
Iraqwarwrong dumb
Get a job you lousy bum
What a frickin' freak
How's THAT for a haiku?!
These poems are actually awesome haha. The Limerick is classic, and my favorite of all the Haiku's is:
On every subject,
The French-Looking Candidate
Contradicts himself.
Positively awesome!
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