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July 09, 2004
Trials of My Patience
The Israeli wall, which has stopped 90% of suicide bombings, has been declared illegal by the Hague. This raises the important question: What's "F**k you!" in Hebrew? There are also people trying to get the holding of Saddam Hussein decalred unconstitutional. It would be nice if President Bush came out to clarify things by saying, "The guy is guilty, retards!" The whole trial is just to quiet the whiny bitches out there, and it doesn't seem to be working. Trials are in case the person charged might be guilty, but there is no imaginable circumstance in which Saddam ain't deserving a Maybe the people involved in the "Oil for Kickbacks" U.N. program will get persumed innocence before being tried and executed by the Iraqis. Maybe. 27 Responses To "Trials of My Patience"
http://papillonsartpalace.com/stranBge.htm This should half answer this foolishness. First! #1 - Posted by: Rob on July 9, 2004 12:19 PMHey, if I knew that in Hebrew, I'd say it all the time... #2 - Posted by: Jesse on July 9, 2004 12:21 PMjust go ahead and build the wall, but instead of saying it's to keep bombers out, just tell'em its the beginning of a new, very large, decorative "peace garden" #3 - Posted by: Ovrlord on July 9, 2004 12:34 PMThe world really would be a better place if the President would call people "retards" more often. #4 - Posted by: Chris W. on July 9, 2004 12:49 PMKittens are also unconstitutional. But cats are allowed, even worshipped. hln #5 - Posted by: hln on July 9, 2004 12:58 PMThe entire Knesset should simultaneously moon the World Court. News for the Courts (especially SCOTUS and the Ninth Circus): It's out of our jurisdiction, dumbasses! #7 - Posted by: Dave on July 9, 2004 01:03 PMAt least the American judge was in opposition... and the title of his opinion is... "You guys are all a bunch of fucking fuckbag Assholes" #8 - Posted by: Josh on July 9, 2004 01:37 PMI don't know... I'm all for setting up a big wall to make it easier to shoot Planestinian bombers, but you have to think of their rights too... Wait, they shouldn't have any. #9 - Posted by: Trendy on July 9, 2004 01:46 PMThe primary problem with the reasoning about Saddam is the belief that he is a criminal. No, he's a Deposed Dictator. That's a whole different set of circumstances. The court isn't there to determine his guilt or innocence. The court is there to explain very clearly why we're killing him and then warn other dictators that it can happen to them. #10 - Posted by: LibertyBob on July 9, 2004 01:51 PMYou'd think the Zionist Cabal that controls the world could have influenced the court. #11 - Posted by: shell on July 9, 2004 03:29 PMOh goody, something I can answer; "f*** you" in Hebrew is best translated as "Lechu Lehizdieyen", which literally means "Go f*** yourselves". Take note, John Kerry & Dick Cheney, when courting the Jewish vote. #12 - Posted by: Ken on July 9, 2004 05:23 PMAlevai eize kelev ya'anos et ima shelha ve otha gam #13 - Posted by: shag on July 9, 2004 05:53 PMSorry, but killing Saddam quick is the best way to do it. Nothing we as humans can do will come near the eternal punishment of hell. Extending his life (and delaying his punishment) would be mercy on our part. We need have no mercy for tyrants. #14 - Posted by: Masada on July 9, 2004 10:48 PMIf you want to see another travesty of justice, check out what is currently happening with the international court and Slobberman Milosevic's trial. The whole trial could collapse because, apparently, Milosevic's health is deteriorating. In-fucking-credible. #15 - Posted by: Dan on July 10, 2004 01:24 AMOooo! The wall is illegal! Are the french going to invade Israel? I was just reading the story from Drudgereport.com, What utter frickin' BS! How do you say "BITE ME!" in Hebrew? "The wall ... cannot be justified by military exigencies or by the requirements of national security or public order" Uh, 'scuze me? The Israeli's are trying to cut back on the access of SUICIDE BOMBERS!! In their country, ya see, they ain't much fond of dying and stuff, can you blame them? I think the UN needs to put on their pointy dunce caps and go sit in a corner now.... Grrr! #18 - Posted by: LokiDoki on July 10, 2004 04:06 AMI especially loved this quote: I have two words for this silly little situation. Nelson Mandella. 'Nuff said. #21 - Posted by: Christian on July 10, 2004 02:36 PMWhoops! Posted that one in the wrong place. Insert at Saddam Hussein Trial topic. #22 - Posted by: Dumbass Christian on July 10, 2004 02:38 PMSince when did anyone with half a brain care what the World Court says? The proper response of Israel is not "Fuck you." The proper response of is to nod and smile while finishing the wall. Saying "fuck you" would imply that Israel was actually threatened by the Hague. The World Court has no way to enforce it's decisions outside the Security Council, and the US has a pretty good track record of vetoing Jew-extermination resolutions. #23 - Posted by: Arnold on July 10, 2004 06:19 PMWhile reading that article I was forced to laugh histerically by the sheer stupidity of it all. What are they going to do to Isreal, send Palastinians to bomb them? Some people are so stupid. #24 - Posted by: Trucido on July 10, 2004 09:31 PMIt isn't necessary to say it in Hebrew. We like saying it in English just fine. #25 - Posted by: Dave on July 11, 2004 07:53 AMAnyone know how to contact U.S. judge Thomas Buerghenthal? I'd like to send him a message: Thanks for voting in favor of common sense, even if the other guys don't. And in the words of Master Reagan, "What is Right isn't always popular." #26 - Posted by: Mr. Bubble on July 12, 2004 12:08 PMA movie that I saw had "Bachootz!" translated as "Take a hike!" (The "ch" in this word is the classic hebrew clearing-of-throat sound.) The ICJ ruling is such bullshit. Again, we see the tyranny of the majority. #27 - Posted by: Jon on July 13, 2004 08:42 PMPost a comment
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