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July 12, 2004
Links of the Day
Posted by Frank J. at 05:52 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (30)

Sarahk has one of her peace gallery photos up (yowza) and has a Bloglib(?) about me. She also has some angst about her age. Sometimes we all have to settle, SarahK. Me, I'm thinking of setting my sights on gun-toting t-shirt babes.

Rightwingduck gets righteously angry at insults to Latino Republicans. That blogger is going to be a star, I tells ya.

But no one will ever replace Rachel Lucas. Goodbye once more.

UPDATE: Oh, and this is hilarious.

Rating: 1.8/5 (3 votes cast)

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30 Responses To "Links of the Day"

First!?

#1 - Posted by: maggie katzen on July 12, 2004 06:14 PM

woohoo! i hope you mean this gun-toting t-shirt babe! (thanks for links too)

#2 - Posted by: sarahk on July 12, 2004 06:35 PM

Well, I sent that link to about 20 other people within 30 seconds of viewing the video. That was great.

#3 - Posted by: Trucido on July 12, 2004 07:15 PM

oh yes it is! i saw it on foxnews a few minutes ago.

#4 - Posted by: sarahk on July 12, 2004 07:29 PM

Frank and Sarah sittin' in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes - er, this is a family site, I forgot.

#5 - Posted by: Reed the Viking on July 12, 2004 08:04 PM

That was hilarious. Could've been on Fox too...fair and balanced.

#6 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 12, 2004 08:28 PM

oh, just say it Reed. Chomps in a baby carriage!

#7 - Posted by: maggie katzen on July 12, 2004 08:38 PM

Woah, you two. You've only known each other for three months now ... I think a couple of flirtatious sentences is just moving things way to fast. Why, next you'll be sipping a milkshake together at the soda fountain! Two straws from the same glass! Shame on you!

Heh heh.

You guys would make a perfect couple. If you ever go out on a date, tell me where so I can send a bottle of Champagne.


S

#8 - Posted by: sandor at the zoo on July 12, 2004 08:54 PM

Ain't Love Grand?

Should I send the bouquets, oils, candles and 'Appliances' up to the suite?

#9 - Posted by: Imperial Lamplighter: LC Jack Deth on July 12, 2004 09:50 PM

What. You guys saw my post on Fox? Wow, Frank J. Weilds tremendous power.

Seriously. I send that link to everyone I knew.

#10 - Posted by: righwingduck on July 12, 2004 11:00 PM

Maggie,
I like your style and you're on the right track, but how do you think Chomps will feel about this supposed carriage. I think Chomps would just get angry at the carriage and eat it in the middle of traffic, which he would also get angry at and then he would eat the traffic.

Frank,
I always went for older women until Catherine Zeta put that restraining order on me. Apparently she only dates guys at least 20 years older than her. I figure I've got a shot at Demi Moore, but then again, I figure they're all hollywood liberal douchebags. Anyway, enough about me and my restraining order history, this is about you. She's a hot, older, gun-totin, conservative broad and she's your one and only t-shirt babe. Get 'em Frank!

Sarah,
Frank is a good man, and he's funnier than me. That's saying something. That's saying four things actually. I volunteer myself as Viking of Honor at the wedding. Get 'em Sarah!

#11 - Posted by: Reed the Viking on July 12, 2004 11:25 PM

I'd better get an invitation to the wedding, that's all I will say about it. Plus, I may be OOOOLD (37) but I play a mean keyboard in the band I'm in. hehe... so if you're needing any sort of musicians for the wedding, give me a call. Heck, I'd do this gig for free.

Now, Frank, dear. listen to your IowaSoccerMom. Toss out the Aqua Velva IMMEDIATELY. Brush your teeth and floss at least twice daily. Don't forget to change your undies every day, and use your deodorant. If you don't have any deodorant, buy some. Now, be a good boy and CALL that sweet girl!

Your care package of cookies is on the way.

#12 - Posted by: IowaSoccerMom on July 12, 2004 11:28 PM

Whilst reading over my previous comment, I just noticed something. Could Demi Moore be half of Michael Moore. The manly Tank Girl/Stripper half? Demi means half right? Moore means big slobbery liberal retard. Half Moore + Michael Moore = Full Moore. Therefore, Demi Moore is Michael Moore. My intellect is dizzying, it even impresses me at times.

#13 - Posted by: Reed the Viking on July 12, 2004 11:29 PM

Uh-oh, Frank's got a giiiiiirlfrieeeend!

#14 - Posted by: Turkeyhead on July 13, 2004 12:18 AM

hmmmm, a strategically placed Chomps carriage might not be a bad thing Reed. (Boston in the next couple weeks)

#15 - Posted by: maggie katzen on July 13, 2004 01:04 AM

I'm really going to miss Rachel Lucas too.

#16 - Posted by: matterson on July 13, 2004 01:14 AM

You're right about Rightwingduck! That was an amazing rebuttal. It was articulate, succint, and no stooping to their level by using naughty language. Top notch!!

#17 - Posted by: jonag on July 13, 2004 02:27 AM

Frank, typo here: "thinking of setting my sites on gun-toting t-shirt babes" should, of course, be setting your pawprints on gun-toting babes' t-shirts.

#18 - Posted by: tictoc on July 13, 2004 04:46 AM

Sarahk, you're two months older than me. That should make you feel much older. Don't ask me how.
Rightwingduck, you make a very good point. All of my Latino friends are all Republicans, and very religious.

Good job, guys. We "slammed" the jibjab server.

#19 - Posted by: Mr. Bubble on July 13, 2004 09:08 AM

Reed the Viking: What are you on? And, being that it made sense to me, am I insane?

#20 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on July 13, 2004 10:12 AM

That JibJab thing was pretty good. Lot's better then those badgers singing "Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie, Footie..."

Oh great. Now it's in my head again! Where's the ice pick!

Congrates to SaraK and FrankJ. Who once again prove that love is not only blind, it's stupid. (Does that sound bitter?)

21st.

#21 - Posted by: Matt on July 13, 2004 10:48 AM

Veeerrry nice, rightwingduck. BUT, being that no race is perfect, and there are some on-the-fence Latino's, are you trying to reach them in Spanish? It would be a great Reagan Ronin accomplishment.

#22 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on July 13, 2004 01:10 PM

Rachel's back, again, as of today. The archives are gone, for now.

#23 - Posted by: Ed Flinn on July 13, 2004 02:53 PM

Wow, who would have thought that being a geeky, right-wing blogger would get you gorgeous, badass chicks gushing all over you?

Ladies, my URL is alchemyfordummies.blogspot.com
Stop by anytime. I'm very right-wing, and very, very geeky.

#24 - Posted by: Chris D on July 13, 2004 03:05 PM

Who the hell says I'm geeky? I'll kick his ass.

#25 - Posted by: Frank J. on July 13, 2004 04:29 PM

ahem. geeky's cute, Frank.

#26 - Posted by: sarahk on July 13, 2004 05:46 PM

Jibjab is still slammed. All Hail the Power of Frank J.!!

#27 - Posted by: Special Ed on July 13, 2004 06:10 PM

Thanks Sarah, you may have saved me from an ass-whooping.

Frank, I'm one of your sycophantic followers! Please don't smite me.

#28 - Posted by: Chris D on July 13, 2004 07:50 PM

The best bitches on the web

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You are invited to check some helpful info dedicated to- Tons of interesdting stuff!!!

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