HOLY SH!T!!

Wow, hot stuff.... hubba hubba

Oh,

First

SarahK is such a hottie

Okay, who's next?
I vote for Ted Kennedy.

What? You want to see TED KENNEDY posing like that? Yeeeee.

"Gross incompetence and laziness eventually led to the firing of all Leprachauns; southern conservatives - reportedly cuter and better armed - have taken up responsibility for gaurding pots o' gold in the US."

I know it's not a caption contest, but the photo is just begging for it.

S

Good 'un, sandor.

More, more!

oooh. Flashback.

"I came here to kick @ss and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

SarahK awaits the rainbow coalition.

Whoa. I have to slow myself down. This screams Caption Contest.

OK you two, why don't you just get on with the mating dance, marry up and start making many angry, armed little children. Now's your chance to catch up, while the commies are still doing the one-child thing.

And Frank, as an engineer who married a 3 woman three years older than me, let me tell you, it's a good thing.

The National Marriage project at Rutger's University has research that proves that the best marriages are formed by couples who were friends first, and who share compatible interests (e.g. firearms and hippy beatings) and values (commie whoopin').

... Fighting for gay pride...?

Cool picture, nonetheless.

Her name is K. .... Sarah K.

Which hand to you want me to hurt you with?

Somewhere over the rainbow, is the Leprechaun's Bodyguard.

(rightwingduck starts to hyperventilate at all of the caption possiblities)

"What do you mean if I click my heels three times I wind up in Kansas?"

Fighting for ROYGBIV's heterosexuality.

"Shiny, happy ronin holding guns 'n swords."

Times like these I wish I had Photoshop at work.

"A brain, courage and a heart. Who needs them. I'm the girl with the gun."

1. Lesbian with a vengeance.
(C'mon, the rainbow was just calling for it).

2. In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair.

3. 8th wonder of the world

4. There's nothin' finer than a fine woman holding a gun.

5. Hey Wizbang, my t-shirt babe can beat up your t-shirt babe!

Been lurking for a while, figured I had to give it a try,

"If you ever want this Pot O' Gold, you're going to have to go through my incredibly attractive, seductive, and heavily armed body. Wealth redistribution my ass."

Figured I'd suck up while I was at it...

Come on ooooooooooouuuut, Mr. Leprechaun... I have a shiny gold coin for yooooooooouuuu...

"Just go ahead and try. You see free Pot O' Gold. I See attempted thief shot/stabbed on the evening news."

I agree with M1A1...

"Lucky Charms…They’re magically malicious!"

MMW,
I don't know if I'm ready for armed, angry children.

All day long... it was shoot the Leprechauns - cut up their bodies. Shoot the leprechauns - cut up their bodies.

Welcome to the Frank J. Summer Camp, here is your counselor... Sarah K.

That damn moon. First I'm going to shoot it. then I'm going to cut it up. and finally.. I'm going to nuke it.

After having dispatched a squad of protesting tree huggers.. a happy rainbow appeared. And Sarah shot it.

To follow up on Matt's caption

"Only two things come from Kansas: Steers and queers. And you don't got no horns, boy"

"I didn't say you couldn't kill all of the Leprechauns in Ireland, I said you shouldn't. I know, I know, it's a small, but pretty distinct difference."

but he's ok with all the rest of it, M1A1.

Leprechaun 7-the makeover

"Grrr!"

"I told you she was an angel"
'Dude, she just killed all those little green men'
"Demons, little green men, liberals...."

"I can only mate with a man who defeats me in single combat. Line forms on the left."

Taste the rainbow of fruit DEATH!!!

"Honey, does these jeans make me look fat?"

"It's just a mouse, don't you think you're going a little overkill?"

Shut up and mow my lawn!

rightwingduck, err...which lawn are you talking about?

Jeez, here have the damn lucky charms!

Why are there so many songs about rainbows, with chicks holding swords and guns?

Quick! Throw the mydol and run for your life!

A feminist's worst nightmare...

Leprechauns... the other white meat

We're here! we're queer! and... uh oh...

Shirt: S14
editing software: $40
Realizing that rainbows are forever entwined with homosexuality: priceless

my lawn, turkeyhead.

Frank J and SarahK

You are hereby given permission to postpone the creation of armed angry children following your nuptuals.
(Although you might regret not having more backup when the revolution comes.)

Hell hath no fury like a really hot and heavly armed VRWC t-shirt babe out trolling for liberals.

Muwahahaha! Look at all the evil captioning I have wrought!

By the way,

"In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair."

was my favorite line / scene from FOTR. Cate Blanchett delivered it perfectly. Good call, Reed.

After she said it I was like "Damn. Can I be first to love you and despair?"

S

No comment.

come here, Mr. Miyagi, i'll show you wax-on, wax-off.

"Yoohoo! Mr. Limmmeeey, come out, come out, where ever you are...I have a surprise for yooouuu!" (wanker!)

"I'll show you a pot of gold!"

sarahk was not amused to find out there is no such thing as a snipe hunt and decided to focus her wrath and her overwhelming assets on those who had thought it would be "fun" to play a little trick on her. Chomps sat near by and licked his lips in anticipation of the feast of freash meat that he was sure was soon to come.

"You remember back in the day when Mrs. America supported world peace, instead of the merciless slaying of her competition?"

5. Hey Wizbang, my t-shirt babe can beat up your t-shirt babe!

This one take the prize or at least my vote.

Hey SarahK, give us a Sarah Conners pic from Terminator 2 to drool over.

I was having. A. Bad. Day. Then it started raining liberals. I smote them mightily, bringing the rainbow that always follows a storm. I stand before you now, satiated, Sarahk, the Destroyer of Worlds. All but Frank J., gaze on me and despair!

"And a rainbow fell upon the land, signaling a new covenant with the lord, as the beast, Billary lay crumpled in the hills, mortally wounded. Peasants flocked to SarahK, endlessly thanking her for removing the blight upon their land."

Looks better on her than on you!!

oops. I just realized the lawn mowing remark may be misconstrued (word of the day, thank you)

Read her blog and you'll understand.

Mowing her lawn means mowing her lawn.
The double entendre is wondeful though.

Didn't mean to muff it.

:) Somebody STOP me. I'm leaving. I'm going to get myself banned.

1: Wicked Witch my ass.

2: ...And your flying monkeys too.

3: The Rainbow Massacre, Slide 1

4: Hippies and Commies and Trolls, Oh my!

5: San Francisco turned out to be a 'target-rich environment'.

6: Samurai Leprechaun!

7: GreenPEACE? I thought it was GreenPIECES...My bad.

8: Save the Whalers!

9: Next Up: that fruity Trix Rabbit.

Orion

uh, i apparently need to read up on my double entendres. all i could think of was my fight with the lawnmower.

"Northern Ireland was under seige today by a 500 ft sarahk, bearing the marks of something called 'IMAO'."

1. Finally, frustration boiling over, Sarah K decides to take revenge on the lawnmower

2. This is a .44 magnum (ok it really isn't but bear with me) the worlds most powerful handgun. It can blow your head clean off. So you've got to ask yourself one question, do you feel lucky? Well, DO YA PUNK?

As SarahK vowed to defend the green hills of Paradise against all servants of the Evil one, The Lord blessed the land and sealed his covenant with His people by producing the rainbow. : )

Dude, if you look at this picture and play Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" at the same time, it like totally sinks up. It's freaky!

Possible titles for the caption contest.

1. Buy IMAO T-Shirts!

2. You too can be as cool as FrankJ and SarahK!

3. If you're reading this shirt, get out of the zoom window and go buy it!

4. Girls Gone Republican!

5. Photoshop can never do justice to my beauty!

6. Hey boys, I'm STILL single. ^_^

7. You only get dates if wearing a IMAO shirt!

8. There's just something sexy about guns and Republicans!

9. Liberals are Boring!

10. Look what being a conservative can do for you!

Captain planet she's a hero . . .

One lepracon down . . .

Rainbow, or space laser finishing of freshly wounded terrorist?

Lets go kill some animals.

I don't like this new The Sound of Music remake.

Ann Coulter. Laura Ingraham. Jenna Bush. SarahK. Or, on the other hand, Rosie O'Donnell. Hillary Clinton. Barbara Boxer. Dianne Feinstein.

Who would YOU rather go out with?

Somewhere over the Rainbow
Lye, grave plots untold.

First day of hippy season.

One girls game of pretty princess, goes horribly wrong.

Here at camp IMAO, we get plenty of exercise and phyisical activity.

Do to an increase in Rumsfeld's workload he is forced to hire an assistant.

That'll teach those happy little bluebirds to fly over MY rainbow

My men wear IMAO t-shirts.
Or they wear nothing at all.
Yuck, put your clothes back on. don't make me use these!

"If looks could kill, I wouldn't need these weapons."

Stealing Rick's idea...

"The hills are alive...with the sound of slaughter..."

Orion

"You already ruined the perfectly good words 'gay' and 'queer', we're not letting the rainbow go without a fight."

"The post 9/11 version of 'Rainbow Brite'."

"The University of Hawaii decided it's mascot needed a little toughening up."

ok,

Soooome whereee, over the rain-booow,

terrorist assholes dieeee!

Only caption needed...

OH. MY. GOD!

second entry. Imagine Kermit singing...

Why are there so many, terrorist assholes?
Goobers, who just want to die?
Terrorist assholes, are really just assholes,
without the brain God gave a fly.
Kerry has told us, they just need compassion,
I know he's wrong, wait and see
Someday we'll fire it, the rainbow of total death
The terrorists, insurgents, will flee.

Who said that every wish would be heard and be answered,
When wished on the morning star?
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it,
And he wore a brigadier's star.
What's so amazing that keeps us sight gazing,
is those dumb asses don't stay concealed.
So then we line up, the pipper and the pickle,
We pull it, and then, they're greased.

All the left under Moore's spell,
We know that it's cause he smells,

Are they just half-asses, with loud girly voices?
Calling out loud for change?
Is this the goober, that calls out"hey you GI!
Don't shoot that 50 through my brain!"
JK would like to hand off to the UN,
but that would be oh, so lame,
Someday we'll fire it, the rainbow of total death
The terrorists, insurgents, will flee.

Don Rumsfeld's daughter returns from the highlands of Scotland to smite potential Kerry voters!

*knock knock*
"Hi, I'd like to know if President Bush can count on your vote this November."

"Three things have curves in this picture..."

"Sarahk knew that this rainbow began in no other place than the home of Satan himself, San Fransisco. She knew what she had to do to save her mountain town..."

This year's annual hippie gathering of the Rainbow Children ended in mass slaughter when they skipped and minced along to the open field they chose for their campsite, only to discover that it was already occupied by a convergence of NRA chapters staging their annual outdoors get together.

Image caption: This is what Jefferson had in mind when he penned, "Life, liberty, and happiness."

Dave in Texas:

I used to sing Rainbow Connection to my son at night. Since he and his little brother are still teething, I'm sure I'll be up all night sometime in the future so I'm writing this version down!

Image caption: See I told you son There would be something worth Gold at the end of a Rainbow. A Liberal Killing Machine!!

Why do her legs look like they are on backwards?

Image caption - "What did you say about my legs, Rob!!!"

Midol. Chocolate. NOW. And turn off the f***ing rainbow.

"A pot of gold or a SarahK? Hey, I always did say that gold was overrated..."

"As if we needed more of a reason to nuke the moon..."

"I'm sorry, WHAT did you just say about rainbows?"

"Self defence? Defending the nation? Bah! This is why we need guns!"

"No Greenpeace, THIS is a Rainbow Warrior"

"Yup, it's official - Frank picked the right T-Shirt Babe"

Summon the horde and call the cry/How many of them can we make DIE!

Wolf's Dawn,

Glad to be able to help. I remember the long nights too, but they were a long time ago. Sang the same song.

Good luck with the teething. When your spouse asks you "who taught the kids to say "terrorist assholes'?", say it was a team effort.

"Just TRY taxing the pot of gold at the end of MY rainbow, Dorkorats!" -SarahK

Dave in Texas:

Being that he taught them to say Liberals suck, I think it would be a nice birthday suprise!

I have PMS and I know how to use it.

--"My pot of gold? Sure thing... come and get it."

or

--There was no way they could have prepared for this at Moonbat Central (Democratic National Committee).

or

--"Okay, Moonbat, I'm feeling generous today-- you decide which hand, left or right?" ("HA! I LIED!" *BANG - SLASH*)

or

--Ann Coulter just got bumped.

or

--"YOU - SHALL NOT - PASS!!!"

--Okay... I'm done.

Give back My Pretty Pony, or I'll kill this rainbow, too!

or

Cough up the pot o' gold, Shamrock. I gotta woo my dear Frank J.

"You say there's rainbows instead of lightning bolts, she wants to nuke the moon, and walks on water? Yup, here's your problem, someone forgot to set 'er to 'evil'"

Watching too much simpsons. I hereby endorse Alsadius' "No Greenpeace, THIS is a Rainbow Warrior".

Dave in Texas,

you rock. I'll never think of Kermit the same way (c:

Woo! An endorsement!

Terrorists and moonbats and liberals, oh yeah!

SarahK, will you marry me?

Sorry, Frank, but if you snooze, you lose.

I'm really bad at these but here goes:

1. "You want to know if I'm having PMS don't you?.. Come on.. ASK.. I *WANT* you to ask.."

2. "Head or gut?"

3. "This peaceful and idyllic scene brought to you by the letters I M A and O. IMAO, we kill people so you can live peacefully in your little foo-foo ass village"

4. "If I send a picture to Frank, I'll get hit on by all the 'blog geeks!"

You want these Lucky Charms? Come and get em!

"Badgers???....
Badgers???....
I don't need no steeeeenking badgers!"

thanks Recovering Lib

When I say be home by six for dinner, Frank, I MEAN IT!

Why'd you eat the ice cream off the floor? (Eddie Murphy reference)

007, the Girls Gone Republican one just made me split a gut!

Good job!

Guns make me happy.

Something at the John Dever festival went horribly wrong.

The trap was set with a green enviroment and a deceptively hippy looking rainbow, SarahK had only to wait for the enviromental nuts and muckados to come unsuspecting to their deaths.