I'm ashamed of you, Frank.

You forgot to remind the muckadoo that Moore is fat.

And first? Wow!

I considered it, but it didn't go with any theme I was going for.

Governed by a Goober, sounds like some wierd Fox Reality TV show.

That Muckadoo should watch out for S.M.I.T.E.

Reel him back in, Frank! My workload's light today and I don't want to clean the house like She Who Must Be Obeyed ordered me to do. I need an excuse!

"Diolch yn fawr" - Frank, that's Welsh. Know who else was from Wales? That's right! The Limey.

You should have gotten a list of those other countries he wanted to invade. Then you could call him a warmonger and welcome him to the club. (or is "introduce him to the club" heh heh heh)

Should have given him a "I know you are but what am I." Any other comeback from the second grade will get rid of them fast.

Does Afganistan have oil? Or Haiti?

On a different note, what are you guys doing with all your oil? Since the start of our imperialistic oil war, they just keep bringing me my share and I am running out of space.

I now use barrels of oil for a coffee table, night stand and entertainment center. I stacked a bunch up outside to make a garage. I built a big oil barrel fort for my kid and he loves pretending to kill terrorists in it.

But I am out of ideas. Frank, can you help?

very best part... "Huh? You serious?" ROFL.

I resent you calling Kerry a goober, as that is an insult to me and all other members of the venerable Arachis Hypogaea family.
We are a noble line, sir, and do not take well to being linked with that Lycopersicon Esculentum-marrying upstart!

Frank - you should keep his e-mail around and when Mr. Gravitas (Bush) wins
in November and sees what he says then. : )

How about if we create a list of all the muckadoo talking points (i.e. Bush lied, war for oil, etc...) and you create a web page for each point plus a rebuttal.

Then whenever these knotheads send an email you can respond as always but at the end include a list of the URLs for each of their talking points.

Maybe we could even start an office pool about which one they'll pull out in their response.

Bush's dictatorship? I was under the impression we were still a republic?

Let the Muckadoos have it Frank J.

Re: Muckadoo Talking Points

They claim Bush is an idiot, but he does hold a Harvard MBA. Back in the 1980's that was always touted as a "Golden Ticket" to success.

Bush is a fighter pilot. They do have a tendenacy towards arrogrance, but to shoot down other fighter pilots you have to believe in yourself and exhibit a degree of skill. Besides the old F-102 was known as a "Widow Maker", so a certain amount of bravery should be to his credit as well.

In comparasion, Algore pounded on a typewriter in Vietnam, got an early release to attend divinity school and then flunked out.

Kerry's mode to make a living is defaming his "Band of Brothers" from the safety of Washington D.C. and to marry rich widows.

But then Muckadoos don't think, they emote.

Frank:
When in the HELL am I going to get my share of all this oil I hear we're fightn' them damn Iraqis fer?
-Jeffro

You know, I think satire must translate poorly from American into English (or whatever dialect of it they speak in Wales). Or maybe they don't even have satire; for all we know, Welsh might not have any words except for "bog", "pint", and "Oh look, it's raining again."

S

Muckadoos, your wit and sense of humor called, they want you to come find them before you come back to this blog. You show no passion, you only ape the party line...hey aping the party line, is that like being somewhat of a monkey...hey dude! Muckadoos are in cohoots with thme evil monkeys! Die evil monkey loving muckadoos...
OK, I calmed down. You can get that needle away from me now! Dude, help!

I think Frank's corraspondant makes good points and you all are just mean. Bush IS a scary felloe!!!

I am not scared of him. But then, I am not a psycho-baby-killing-dictator supporting-Islamofascist-terrormongerer either.

How about: "Huh? Are you sober?"

Bolie IV

You made a mistake in not trying to reason with that guy, Frank. He is of the rare thinking variety of Bush-haters. Notice that he didn't just spout off the usual "Bush is Hitler/Satan" line, nor did he state that he hates our country. I certainly don't agree with what he said, but I respect his attempt to reason with you, as well as his efforts, limited though they were, to advance a coherent logical argument. Kudos to him for that.

You should also give him the good ole "shot who in the what now?"

or "what the duece?"

or "a sphincter says what?"
sorry, couldn't resist

Has the limey decided to take the 'higher road' by trying to be eloquent?

Actually, I shouldn't use the term 'limey' as it is derogatory towards Brits. I'll refer to this species as 'Inbred Welsh Sheep Fucker.' Limey is my 'term of endearment' for the wife.

Wow Frank! You sure gave him the what-for!!

Hey, why don't we invade Alaska?? They have oil and all their guns are made of carved ice!

Really, when you get down to it, every country on Earth has oil. It may not be found in vast quantities in the ground, but you can bet your hiney that at least one mud shack in Sudan will be stocking some 10w-30 Valvoline, at least.

Now to be a bit more serious, the whole F9/11 thing, and the people who defend it, are very delusional. My friend (former Navy, now Army Reserve) agrees; he was getting irate over how ol' fat bastard compared Al Qaeda to the minutemen of America. Yeah, last time I checked, Paul Revere didn't have his fellow soldiers crash wagons full of gunpowder into infirmaries or the town market.

I think in the next decade, there will be a major shift to conservative, old-fashioned American ideals, "civil rights" and political correctness be damned. More than a few people are getting fed up with these stinking socialist, anti-America hippy types imposing their distorted views and agendas on the rest of us.

Perhaps this guy'll be the next limey.

we can hope turkeyhead.

Ohh these ignorant muckadoos. I think maybe Kerry is some robot leader who controls their brains. (Bush is bad. Bush lied. Michael Moore isn't fat, he's big boned. Michael Moore isn't ugly....he has a good personality...)
I say, who cares if Bush lied, as long as he's getting the terrorists? What do you think parents are doing when they tell their kids about "santa"? LYING. But hey, the kids get presents, and the kids are happy. He's just protecting us. Yay daddy Bush. Okay disregard that; it sounds weird.

That's the new bumper sticker Frank:
"Don't be governed by a goober...vote Bush in 2004"
I like it. Has a nice ring to it.

I like it. I would buy that bumper sticker.:"Don't be governed by a goober...vote Bush in 2004"
Man, I would really tick some locals off whith that one...tee he he...:)

Cuba? Does that mean we'll have to listen to chants of "No blood for cigars!" I'm already in NY state where smoking is considered the #1 way to get sent straight to jail followed by a quick road trip to hell. The last thing NY state lawmakers need is another reason to hate smoking.
BTW:I don't smoke & I think the law is repugnant.

When a muckadoo confronts me, I think of Ashe in the movie "Army of Darkness", smile and say "...and THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!!!"

They don't listen anyway and 12 ga ammunition is priced very reasonably.

If you argue with a fool, people may not know the difference.

Not that that ever stopped me...

Dude, Where's My Country - Chapter 1 (Book Review)

Dude, Where's My Country - Chapter 2 (Book Review)

So now you are Frank J. the Muckadoo Hunter?

Heh. I understand political differences, and (shocking!) don't always agree with Bush, but the minute someobody says something like "Bush and his goons" and "facts" in the same paragraph, I stop reading.

Unless it is funny.

That's funny

Well, isn't "the big picture" in Fahrenhate a) the US is bad; b) Bush is bad c) Michael Moore hates everything about the US (except, of course, my mansions, my cars, my tax rate compared to every other nation, and the oodles of money I make off moronic liberals?)

Dictatorship? Yeah, the US is so much like Cuba and North Korea. Boo hoo, libs have is soooo bad here, don't they?

Environment-killing? Oh, that's right. Because Bush is the first president to have the balls to tell the UN where to stick it on "environmental" pap spewed by the UN.

So let's ge this straight: Moore's twisting of facts, facbrications and selective editing are "the truth." Kerry's flip flops every 20 seconds are considered taking a stand. And Bush is considered the liar for doing what's right instead of bending over for the UN.

Liberals. God.

Amen. I think all liberals should be put on a boat and shipwrecked in the atlantic. Then they can have all the freedom they want.

Hey Frank - out of curiousity - you ever get back in touch with this muckadoo after the election?

Please remove my name from any area of your website.

i totally agree with muckadoo.

I accidentally stumbled apon this site and as funny it can be, as a anti-bush, pagan, pro-socialist, pro Micheal Moore Australian i am absolutly disgraced by your site.

Even if Micheal Moore is ''Fat''- what has that got to do with you???

What does that have to do with anything?

Iraq has nothing to do with terrorism- its all about oil.
Its an absolute tragedy that bush got re-elected, and its because of people like you that it happened.

Thank you for your time.

by the way- limeys a legend!!!