He's gotta be glad his first name isn't Hamilton.

And first! Wooo!

Keep in mind he is the FP advisor to sKerry. Bwawawawa!

Man - can't anyone from the Clinton Administration remember how to handle classified material? Do they care?

Let's hope they.. grind him.

"Sam Berger"? I don't get it.

"Is that a swivel chair in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"

Of course, Michael Moore could fit one in his back pocket; it would be easily concealed inside his butt-crease.

At least his first name isn't Harry. Ew.

I'm just wondering if he likes Kansas. Hopefully he'll be there soon making little rocks out of big ones.

Perhaps he should change his name to Sandy Burglar?

When did we stop executing people for things like spying and treason? I really want to know. How come people like this don't swing from a rope or smear down a wall? I tell you, when this country gets to the point where teasonous bastards like this live to make a book deal, we have gotten way too soft.

*giggle*
Sandy stuffing these documents into his pants, going home, standing in front of his wife, slowly unzipping his trousers and saying..."Hey baby, here's something for your eyes only!"

You know not a one of us could get out of Home Depot with a scewdriver we didn't pay for, yet some a**hole can walk right out of a secured facility with highly classifed documents with impunity. Geeze, when will anyone's head ever roll for stuff like this?

So if they shot Berger execution style, and he somehow survived, they could call him Vegie Berger :)

"The pants command me!" - Invader Berger?

That's nothing. Michael Moore stuffed Linda Rondstat down his pants. Or up his Mumu...Whichever's funnier.

Home Depot...not as nice for ladies as Lowes. But why is Connecticut Yankee bringing this up? Why didn't anybody in the media?

Sandy Burgler:
"Oh my goodness, I accidentally stuffed these secret documents regarding terrorism which are damaging to the Clinton administration in my pants and brought them home. Well, nothing to do but just throw them away. Or shred them."
Sandy Burgler's wife:
"Honey, We're out of toilet paper in the hall bathroom. Can you put some in there."
Sandy Burgler:
"Aha."

Didn't anyone in that administration learn anything from Clinton. You don't shove anything down your pants, you just whip it out & expect someone will take care of it for you. Or you just spend a lot of time debating the true denotation of verbs, ie. 'it depends on what the meaning of "shove" is.'

Was there a fox in his socks? Why didn't he use a box? Why did he have a key to the lock? Did he get it from Mr. Botox? Do the paper's say damning things about his boss, who only thought about his cock? Tell me, did he throw the evidence off a dock? They should lock him up tighter then Ft. Knox. This rhyme rocks.

Maybe they should do a cavity search and find out what really happened to all of the W keys on the White House keyboards.

Seriously, the weasel should do hard time for this. If there isn't an indictment, I'll be seriously pissed.

Oh, come on! Doesn't everybody have pockets in their socks? He was just taking a few things home for research. You can't possibly expect him to follow the rules just because the documents were highly classified. And, gee, he just lost a few of them . . .

I don't think I can take any more visuals on Berger whipping things out of his trousers...so cut it out everyone!

It was funny when Cleavon Little did it back in Blazing Saddles.

docs in his socks??

kind of funny how all this stuff about the clinton admin is coming out, and i bet we haven't heard the end of it...

This story is playing all over the Blogosphere and lots of people who have been through the security clearance hoops are wondering why there wasn't an arrest. As they say this story has legs, at least three of them.

So, does this make his lawyer a "Sam Berger Helper?"

Thanks, now I get it.

Sam Burger Helper!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!!!

You know, of course, that when Mr. Berger goes to his nude beach, his name becomes Sandy Asscrack...

Eewwww... krautstink, that is one nasty mental picture.

Personally I think "Sam Burglar" is the best, and let's make sure he gets one of those cool black & white striped suits like the Hamburglar wore for his efforts.

I WAS in the military. I HAD a TAEC/SCI clearance. My wife is ex-army intelligence (spook).I remember all the "Ivan is watching... loose lips sink ships" indoctrination and background investigations. I also remember being told on a daily basis that messing up meant 'instant Leavinworth'.

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