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July 22, 2004
Ronin Thought of the Day
Heed these words from A Book of Five Rings (Go Rin No Sho) written by the great samurai warrior Miyamoto Musashi: Stance in Strategy The true warrior is prepared every moment for battle.
25 Responses To "Ronin Thought of the Day"
ow. My neck went stiff. This is tougher than keeping a gig-line straight. #1 - Posted by: Mr. Bubble on July 22, 2004 08:59 AMMan, there's a lot to think about. Seriously though, keep track of your buttocks. Otherwise you'll look extremely constipated. #2 - Posted by: Trucido on July 22, 2004 08:59 AMHow do you instill vigor into your hairline? #3 - Posted by: dillene on July 22, 2004 09:20 AMI wondered about that one too. All I managed to do was wiggle my ears, which isn't very scary looking. #4 - Posted by: Trucido on July 22, 2004 09:27 AMI'm afraid my hairline is in full retreat. And what was that about giving yourself a wedgie? #5 - Posted by: M1A1 on July 22, 2004 10:03 AMThis doesn't pertain to women, does it? I mean, their buttocks should definitely always be "jutting out". this is unrelated but the imao fans deserve to see this piece of art hahahahaha it is soo funny I could swear those are the same instructions the Kennel Association puts out for dog shows. #8 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on July 22, 2004 10:41 AMBreathe from the diaphram, inhale from the nose and exhale through the mouth. I've always been very good at flaring my nostrils. Now I can put my gift to use! #10 - Posted by: jonag on July 22, 2004 11:01 AMJust don't overdo it, jonag, or you'll look like you have a quivering bunny nose. Although that was no problem for Usagi Yojimbo. #11 - Posted by: dillene on July 22, 2004 11:25 AMFrank, check out your MuNu FanClub. There's a link to a video demonstrating what happens when you don't take proper care of your katana. #12 - Posted by: Victor on July 22, 2004 11:45 AMThe great samurai Musashi advocates giving yourself a wedgie? #13 - Posted by: Timmer on July 22, 2004 12:01 PMWedgies help give you that fierce grimace. Have you ever seen some of those old samurai face masks? Look at teh grimace there. That is definitely the look of a demon with a wedgie. #14 - Posted by: LibertyBob on July 22, 2004 12:19 PMThose are girls? #16 - Posted by: jonag on July 22, 2004 01:07 PMOkay, if someone has already posted this site, forgive me for repeating - I'm at work and don't always have time to read everyone's posts. If you haven't seen this, you must! It's hysterical!! Good point jonag, but I'd like to see someone say that to their faces. #18 - Posted by: Whip on July 22, 2004 02:39 PM"How do you instill vigor into your hairline?" I sugest rogaine or a similar product. #19 - Posted by: Joshua on July 22, 2004 03:00 PMIf that doesn't work, try a nail gun. #20 - Posted by: krautstink on July 22, 2004 03:15 PMIn my personal opinion, that would hurt. #21 - Posted by: Trucido on July 22, 2004 03:50 PMIt can't hurt any worse than trying to contort yourself in the strategic stance described by Mr. Musashi. Post this one: Frnak- samurai t-shirt http://www.fcukbuymail.com/fcuksite/pages/product/product.asp?ctlg=FCUK&Menu=Mens&ctgry=m%5Flongsleevetees&prod=5622A
I thought this was rather shocking, disturbing and funny (strange/and humorous) Probably offensive to dislexics, I am guessing.
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