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July 22, 2004
Linda Ronstadt Hates Michael Moore?
Linda Ronstadt, known by most for how she infamously supported the Plow King and slandered Mr. Plow, has allegedly been supporting Michael Moore by dedicating the song "Desperado" to him. I happen to have the Johnny Cash version of the song, though, and it doesn't sound too flattering. If you actually look at the lyrics, apparently Ronstadt thinks very little of Moore: DESPERADO Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? (She already starts out saying Michael Moore is senseless) Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy (don't be so focused on money; the reference to a “queen” is probably implying that Moore is a homosexual) Now it seems to me, some fine things (stacks of money for your movies and books) Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger (or slimmer) Don't your feet get cold in the winter time? (again, layer of blubber protects from this) Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? (again, Michael Moore is senseless) Apparently, Ronstadt thinks that Moore is a horrible, heartless, fat man and is using this song as a sort of intervention. Good for her. Now apologize to Mr. Plow. 34 Responses To "Linda Ronstadt Hates Michael Moore?"
Awesome Frank, ya out did yourself. #1 - Posted by: Washington Conservative on July 22, 2004 11:52 AMHey Frank, has anyone ever told you that you're funny? #2 - Posted by: Trucido on July 22, 2004 11:52 AMDon Henley wrote Desperado and today just happens to be his birthday. (Shoot me, I love Don Henley) I doubt he would find the humor in this though. Liberal. Really, shoot me! I love a liberal! Anyway, good job, good job. Can't stop thinking about Homer wearing nothing but his Mr. Plow coat....mmmm sexy! #3 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on July 22, 2004 12:06 PMI would hate to have to do an intervention on Moore. It would take like those really big bulldozers and more tranquilizers than held by all the aging stars in Hollywood. It's nice that Randstadt tried, but she may want to take a different route. She should sing songs about the best donuts being found inside volcanos. That'll help Moore out the most. #4 - Posted by: LibertyBob on July 22, 2004 12:16 PMThis is classic! #5 - Posted by: Ashmadia on July 22, 2004 12:17 PM"Mr. Plow is a loser and I hear he's a boozer.." I didn't see that part mentioned in the 'Simpsons' link... "No, no, this is Tony Plow. You know, from Leave It To Beaver. (pauses a moment) Yeah, they were gay. (hangs up phone)" -Homer Simpson So who was Homer referring to there? My money's on Moore, Kerry, and Edwards. #8 - Posted by: AWG on July 22, 2004 12:55 PMDoh! #9 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on July 22, 2004 01:01 PMMeanwhile, the woman calling herself Linda Ronstadt has to be an impostor. Linda was GORGEOUS! This woman now looks like she ATE Linda Ronstadt...and is having a little trouble passing her... #10 - Posted by: krautstink on July 22, 2004 01:18 PMI had to re-read the whole song - it's just too damn funny! Congrats, Frank! I laughed so hard, I cried! #12 - Posted by: krautstink on July 22, 2004 01:50 PMMr. Plow, that's my name So are Michael Moore and Barney Gumble the same person? Homer: A pornography store. I was buying pornograyphy. Very funny #14 - Posted by: Sam on July 22, 2004 03:26 PMHeh-heh. Good stuff. #15 - Posted by: beo on July 22, 2004 03:32 PMHilarious! i must agree with you....where's the compliment in there? Even if she meant it in a nice way...she's saying he's shy and needs to let someone love him?? Well...that's a pretty tall order. Unless that was her way of professing her undying love for him. And if that's the case... Meanwhile, this Sandy Berger thing, well there's more finger pointin goin on than Michael Moore and Linda Ronstadt in a donut shop. #17 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 22, 2004 05:50 PMHow I love celebrities! Oh, let's tick off up to half of my fans by stating leftist dogma! Then cry censorship if they dare to object! SHUT UP AND SING (ACT,ETC.) as the delicious Laura Ingram would say. I am cringing every time I have to listen to a Cheryl Crow song (My life just loves that I wanna be in the Sun song of hers) I am having a harder and harder time watching movies with all these leftist wackos - not to mention TV. And listening to music too - although most of my listening involves Christian bands, that don't seem too vocal on political issues, and even sing the occasional (gasp) patriotic song (Rebecca St. James, Carman, Michael W. Smith) Even Chevy Chase got into the Bush bashing the other week - Sheesh! I still feel like barfing when I think of Ben Affleck playing Jack Ryan in the Tom Clancy movies now. Harrison Ford is a big leftie too, but at least he isn't as vocal. Jack Ryan says he is independant, but he is pretty conservative based on when he was pres, etc. Ben Affleck - I think raising the minimum wage to screw over small business owners is a great idea, because I am a rich $*(@*()@#* and I could care less about businesses, except the ones that pay me. RAARRR!!!!! In a fight between Aquaman and Ben Affleck, Aquaman would totally destroy Ben, and feed him to the sharks. Oh well, maybe I will pop in a James Woods / Bruce Willis / Arnold marathon in the ol' DVD tonight. I do wish there was a more conservative viewpoint in the entertainment industry.
yea!!!!! Scott yea!!!!!!!!!!! Barney: A ten thousand dollar bill, which president is on it? That's great insight, who'd have ever thought it. The fence is a metaphor for the liberal finge, cause you're right no way he could ride it at his weight. Not mention what he'd do to a poor horse. I don't even want to think about it... #21 - Posted by: Ric on July 23, 2004 12:42 PMHear about the walk out at her concert? Saw it at drudge "I love her music, but I hate her politics, and I hope she just sings," said Tina Uzelac of Livermore, who arrived wearing a flag sweater. "These tickets are pretty high-priced, and we're not paying to go to a political rally." Yea! Shut up and sing!!
Frank, I'm disturbed by the postmodern tendencies you're exhibiting here. Are you becoming a deconstructionist? Don't give in to the tactics of the loony left! But seriously, who is Linda Ronstadt? -Sherby #23 - Posted by: Sherby on July 23, 2004 01:28 PMWho is Linda Ronstadt???.......Michael Moore in drag!!!!!!!!!! #24 - Posted by: Leannbe on July 23, 2004 07:29 PMWho is Linda Ronstadt???.......Michael Moore in drag!!!!!!!!!! #25 - Posted by: Leannbe on July 23, 2004 07:30 PMActually, the version by the Eagles is *the* quintissential version, IMAO. #26 - Posted by: Revandryn on July 23, 2004 11:14 PMDesperate Fatso?!?! That's not very nice of LInda Ronstadt!! #27 - Posted by: DavidJ on July 24, 2004 10:13 AMDesparate fatso.... Don't you draw the Queen of diamonds boy.. It seems to me some swine king Desparado, you know you won't die from hunger Don't you eat chode in the winter time? Desparado, why don't you stop eating Texas. Well that is the best I can do, I know it wasn't perfect but I tried, real hard. #28 - Posted by: Joshua on July 24, 2004 06:04 PMSigh, Johnny Cash's last CD. It's a good one. I don't know, if I were Linda Ronstadt I would have dedicated You're No Good to Moore. Right now, though, I'm listening to her version of Desperado. It's really not that good. If you want to hear a good version of Desperado that's done by a female check out the flick In America. Yeah, and then if you want versions that are good anyway check out the Eagles and Johnny Cash. #29 - Posted by: Joey on July 26, 2004 01:11 PMI like Karen Carpenter's version. Ronstadt had some talent once. Too bad it's been so long ago. #30 - Posted by: Ken Hahn on July 27, 2004 07:13 AMYou should check out Fox News with Moore's interview with O'Reiley. #31 - Posted by: pylorns on July 29, 2004 01:15 PMmoore is the best film maker ever, bush is the worst president ever, goto http://mystic_lonewolf.tripod.com for moore bush rock opera #32 - Posted by: g stomberg on September 2, 2004 01:51 PMfuck all you fags the simpsons ohhhh la-di-dah go suck dick you homos #33 - Posted by: loser(ewok) on November 3, 2004 05:32 PMPost a comment
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