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August 01, 2004
Statistics Catch Up With Poor Frank
Decided to try the craps table. There dealer helped me out best he could, but it was a series of bad rolling and soon I was down the whole $80 I started with. Then I went to my old standby, the Monopoly slots machine, and, after some foreplay, I was down another $25. Gambling results so far: Up $85.35 One more night to either win or lose. 17 Responses To "Statistics Catch Up With Poor Frank"
man that stinks, sorry to hear about your turn in luck there. Easy come, easy go. Buy something sweet for SarahK before you leave though. She's been pining for a periwinkle NTM t-shirt. Pick up the shirt and then put the image on it, later when you can figure that out, because she needs it for her A.I. audition she's gonna be a............ SUPERSTAR!!!! #2 - Posted by: Joshua on August 1, 2004 03:15 AM Oh! Oh! Frank! I forgot one more thing; If you haven't already gone to the MGM Grand, do so, and stop in the Davidoff Store there for replenishing your cheroots *of course I realize there are probably plenty of decent cigar outlets for you whereever you are staying while in Sin city*. Just a FYI #3 - Posted by: ken on August 1, 2004 05:36 AMFrank, someone once called gambling a "punitive tax on those who do not understand statistics and the laws of probability." It's a trick, Frank! It's a leftist plot to tax you even more! Get out while you can! #4 - Posted by: Katie on August 1, 2004 08:04 AMGet a hooker, I garuuuuuuunnnteeeee you win something.
Monster Caboose had some freaky Japanese comercial for something. This woman is reading a book and then she just falls on the floor and gives birth to a horse. What does it all mean? #6 - Posted by: Joshua on August 1, 2004 09:58 AMPut it all on roulette number 28 (in honor of you-know-who). If you don't win the gamble, you will at least have won her heart! #8 - Posted by: jonag on August 1, 2004 11:41 AM"There dealer helped me out best he could" Ya, you go right on believing that. And here I thought only liberals were that guillible. #9 - Posted by: Paul on August 1, 2004 11:59 AMFrank, since you became this big see-gar cona-sewer.. I thought you might appreciate this offer more than me, they gave me this "warning" about giving this info away to just anybody...lol. I heart their hawaiian inventory. What no "Monster Mac"? #10 - Posted by: Joshua on August 1, 2004 12:00 PMjonag, if only guys were as thoughtful as us chicks! i think each of them should have a little chickie sit on his shoulder to provide tips and tricks on winning our hearts. :) #11 - Posted by: sarahk on August 1, 2004 03:20 PM"...tips and tricks on winning our hearts". -SarahK
sounds like a call for a new blog. Casanova blog. I'm not playing roulette. Looks like a suckers bet to me. I'll gamble something else on SarahK's behalf :) #13 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 1, 2004 07:21 PMyou gotta watch out for those chicks on your shoulder. http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=570 #15 - Posted by: maggie katzen on August 2, 2004 12:30 AMstop drinking Frnak, you're talking mushy now. #16 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on August 2, 2004 12:31 AMDamn some one had been reading my blog... means I have to update. #17 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on August 2, 2004 03:07 AMPost a comment
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