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August 02, 2004
Live, From Omaha, Nebraska, It's IMAO!
That's right! The only place more exciting than Vegas is... Who am I kidding? There is nothing to do here. At least I have wireless internet access at my suite. And yes, the gambling results yesterday was a joke. I didn't have enough money to play at the table like a big boy so I just spent the last night on the slots... losing. I think I left Vegas with probably a couple more bucks than I started with and a lot wiser. Next time, I want a real vacation and plenty of money budgeted to do some real gambling. Anyhoo, might as well work on that post I promised you and publish that later tonight. I'll pick a winner to the caption contest later as I'm tired and cranky right now. BTW, congrats to Blackfive. Also, thanks to the Greek for pointing out this website of the major muckadoo I mentioned. Also, we have a Ford Focus here, which, though easier to maneuver, Dr. J keeps complaining about it's acceleration. At least I fear for my life less. 24 Responses To "Live, From Omaha, Nebraska, It's IMAO!"
ugh, i want to shout that i'm first but i just can't do it. how can you be cranky if you have wi-fi? #1 - Posted by: sarahk on August 2, 2004 07:48 PMFrank, in honor of SarahK's scoldings. I won''t say But I will say that I'm glad you didn't lose your shirt in Lost Wages, Nevada. Jack. #2 - Posted by: Imperial Lamplighter: LC Jack Deth on August 2, 2004 07:49 PMHow is a Focus safer? It's a speed bump to that F-150. #3 - Posted by: blackbird4739 on August 2, 2004 07:55 PMWell, it's safer for everyone else, I suppose. #4 - Posted by: blackbird4739 on August 2, 2004 07:57 PM"But I will say that I'm glad you didn't lose your shirt in Lost Wages, Nevada." Yes I agree for the sake of us all leave your shirt on!!! ")
Whew! FRNAK! That's a relief, glad you were BSing us about losing all that cash, bout lost my mind trying to figure out how you could be such a MUCKADOO, doh! So glad you were kidding, I just don't know how I would feel about you any more. I mean, I have you in my right hand gutter. I know , I know I was doing it the hard way. Now there's HELP, lol. We can all HTML now. A Beginner's Guide to HTML #6 - Posted by: Joshua on August 2, 2004 08:27 PMwelcome to omaha. as my grandpa once said, "omaha is a place where anything can happen... but doesn't... because it's omaha and *nothing* ever happens there." if you're still here and you need a steak, check out Austins over on 120th & L or the Omaha Beef Company on 108th & L. #7 - Posted by: RT on August 2, 2004 08:50 PMOmaha! its not that bad, if I were back in school (University of Nebraska at Omaha) I would offer find you something to do! sadly I am in a town of less than 1000 now. not a whole lot to do here... makes Omaha look good! Futility #8 - Posted by: Futility on August 2, 2004 08:51 PMWasn't Children of the Corn filmed in Nebraska? #9 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on August 2, 2004 10:32 PMWhew I was right about the gambling thing. You'd have to be some kind of democrat to lose that much money. (that's me using "democrat" as a synonym for "idiot") #10 - Posted by: Jen on August 2, 2004 10:34 PMOmaha....shopping good, meat good, lots of sporting goods and gun stores, plenty of republicans, a good zoo, a decent baseball feild. Go to the old market and eat at spaghetti works. BTW I am a female that can drive a F250 extanded bed and a suburban....c'mon.....already. *snip* Ford Focus?!?!? thats the official car of the Democratice party! You need to perform a cleaning ritual right away! #15 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on August 3, 2004 02:10 AMKabasue, there are other cars that fit the title of Official Democratic car, like this one. Or this one. Too bad I can't link to the page (just the site) for that one, you would see that it is a fine piece of Soviet engineering. Heh heh. 29 HP! I'm just glad that us Republicans have this as our official vehicle. #16 - Posted by: blackbird4739 on August 3, 2004 02:48 AMDang. The second link doesn't work. Oh well. #17 - Posted by: blackbird4739 on August 3, 2004 02:50 AMWelcome to Nebraska. What the heck are you doing here?? #18 - Posted by: Rick on August 3, 2004 07:14 AMI thought the democrat car of choice was a used volvo. #19 - Posted by: Josh on August 3, 2004 08:12 AMThe muckadoo's website has a news section; on it, he says "A year and a half after we ran out of the first 250,000 of our introductory anarchist paper Fighting For Our Lives, we've finally borrowed enough money to print another 100,000 copies. As before, quixotic as it may be, we're making this available to the public at large free in any quantity. Please be judicious in deciding how many to order, so there will be enough to go around, at least for a little while ... As before, this project is costing us a lot of money." Heh - anyone up for a little judicious ordering of, say, 20,000 copies? Frank, Get on I-80 and go East across the river...see all the lights? Those are called casinos. Get on I-80 and head West for about...half an hour and you can visit the Air and Space Museum. Lots and lots and lots of cool airplanes. You walk in the door and see an SR-71. Of course there's the world famous zoo or the not-so-famous children's museum. Email me if you're around past Tuesday, maybe I can find something cool for you to see. #21 - Posted by: Timmer on August 3, 2004 10:08 AMFrank: Sorry, no ICBM sites around Omaha. We have the little button that launches them, but the actual missiles go in somebody else's back yard. :-) Actually, this is a *great* place to live, there's just no compelling reason to come here. Post a comment
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