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August 04, 2004
This Long National Nightmare Comes to an End
Posted by Frank J. at 11:08 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (19)

Too tired to write about anything; had another night of free food and drinks (it's called networking). Just want to say that the next post you see from me will be back from my home base in Florida. See you then.

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19 Responses To "This Long National Nightmare Comes to an End"

Hooray!

#1 - Posted by: 655321 on August 4, 2004 11:20 PM

happy day! have a safe trip home, boss!

#2 - Posted by: sarahk on August 4, 2004 11:32 PM

Woohoo! I still wanna see who won the caption contest.

#3 - Posted by: Jen on August 4, 2004 11:46 PM

Frnak, you better hurry up and post something funny, some of the comments are getting silly. Have a safe trip home. though I thought surely you'd be making a stop in TX. oh well.

#4 - Posted by: maggie katzen on August 4, 2004 11:49 PM

free food and drinks? I thought that was called dinner with the parents . . .

#5 - Posted by: aris_ravencroft on August 4, 2004 11:58 PM

Frank,
Happy homecoming! We are all looking forward to your safe return, and eminent funny postings.

I will be getting my very first gun this year.
Actually my 3rd, but this one will be brand spanking new.
My question for you......

Have you ever heard of Cryo-Accurizing?

Is this a good thing for me to have done when I get my Glock 23C?

I know you aren't the biggest Glock fan but I really like this one.
Am I getting a good deal?
Or did they see me coming?

Thanks,
Joshua

#6 - Posted by: Joshua on August 5, 2004 12:34 AM

I see sarahk is calling you boss. I wonder how long that's gonna last if you ever get married (not really wondering, I know the answer).

#7 - Posted by: Paul on August 5, 2004 12:44 AM

On completely unrelated news, check out Doom 3! It's Buck the Marine vs. The Demoncrats! Ooh-rah!
(checking out my liveblog entirely optional)

#8 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on August 5, 2004 06:22 AM

Are you sure you didn't stop by in Iowa? While Bush and Kerry were in Davenport at the same time, three banks in that town were robbed. It seems all the local law enforcement was busy with security for the candidates and couldn't watch the naks. Since that makes the robberies clever, I thought "Hey, Frank is clever. And he's in the midwest. Didn't he just lose huge sums of cash in Vegas? I wonder..."

Bank robberies are bad.

#9 - Posted by: LibertyBob on August 5, 2004 07:52 AM

Francesco, I have Doom 3, and while it's technologically phenomenal, I'm a bit disappointed. I was around 12 or 13 when Doom first came out, and Doom 3 just doesn't have that feeling of horror or good vs. evil. I think it's because you spend too much time with the friggin' flashlight snooping around, and not giving demons hot lead.

#10 - Posted by: Turkeyhead on August 5, 2004 08:06 AM

I saw the headline and thought you were talking aobut Kerry's big for prez now the new swift vets commercial is out.

GAME OVER

#11 - Posted by: Bob Owens on August 5, 2004 09:24 AM

Frank!
Like Bob I was confused about the headline. I thought that the Dimocrat version of the rapture had occurred! I had visions of empty organic supermarkets and teacher's lounges across the country and the average national IQ raising 20-30 points. Tumbleweeds blowing across Rodeo Drive and Times Square. The majestic European forests reclaiming villages and towns...oh well...*sigh*

#12 - Posted by: Former Hostage on August 5, 2004 09:48 AM

Glad to see you're back, Frank!

The children have been running amok and the place hasn't been the same without you.

If you or anyone else has a few free minutes drop by the Rottie at http://www.nicedoggie.net and check Sgt. Slagle's post for GIs going overseas.

Jack.

#13 - Posted by: Imperial Lamplighter: LC Jack Deth on August 5, 2004 09:57 AM

What I want to know is: With all this free food and drink for the last 2 weeks, how much weight have you gained??

#14 - Posted by: jonag on August 5, 2004 11:38 AM

The new FrankJ.

#15 - Posted by: Trucido on August 5, 2004 12:10 PM

jonag... oh! nevermind!

#16 - Posted by: sarahk on August 5, 2004 01:29 PM

Trucido,

That was too funny.

#17 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on August 5, 2004 01:30 PM

Trucido, Ew (funny shirt though!).

#18 - Posted by: jonag on August 5, 2004 01:38 PM

Oh, Trucido, deLIcious! Love the pic! I was just wondering how to motivate myself to go on that diet...

#19 - Posted by: krautstink on August 5, 2004 01:43 PM
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