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August 13, 2004
The Wind Doth Blow
Because of Hurricane Charlie, I had to dodge flying trees and cows on my way to work. Luckily I got a bigger car now; my Hyundai Accent would have just flown away. For anyone else in Florida, here was Hurricane Fact Sheet I wrote previously. 21 Responses To "The Wind Doth Blow"
Heh, good stuff... Frank, I'll be praying for you and everyone else in FL. Don't die, or we'll have to start arguing about who gets to take over the site again. (I get the guns.) #1 - Posted by: LC Trucido on August 13, 2004 08:21 AMBah. I leave on the Space Coast. The reason they do shuttle launches here is because it's the place that always gets hit the least. #2 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 13, 2004 08:27 AMI was born and raised in S.Fla. I have been through more hurricanes and stomrs then I can count. (Andrew being the last one). And in my experiance I found during these times that kite flying would take my mind off things. And if you want to enhance your enjoyment I advise you to attach a long metal object to the kite while standing on a storm drain. Mucho Fun!!!! #3 - Posted by: Cowtipper on August 13, 2004 08:33 AMbe careful. i want you to be around to make the big announcement. i'm dying to know what it is. #4 - Posted by: sarahk on August 13, 2004 08:34 AMYou leave on the Space Coast? Is the announcement that you are an astronaut on the first secret mission to begin plans to build the Outer Space Death Lasers aka The S.M.I.T.E. project. #6 - Posted by: josh on August 13, 2004 09:02 AMFrankJ: Bah. I leave on the Space Coast. The reason they do shuttle launches here is because it's the place that always gets hit the least. Uh, Frank, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that's not why they launch from Florida. It's orbital mechanics. It's close to the equator, and they can launch in an easterly direction (thus taking advantage of the Earth's rotation) without launching over inhabited land. I'm not saying you're wrong about Florida being hit with hurricanes less often, just saying that's not an overriding reason why they do space launches from there. So far, no one has disputed my claim to the firearms. Since no one is in an arguing mood right now, dibs on the house and car as well. #8 - Posted by: LC Trucido on August 13, 2004 09:17 AMOh yeah. All the stuff in the house and car as well. Especially the pool table and toll money. Those are mine. #9 - Posted by: LC Trucido on August 13, 2004 09:18 AMThere is no announcement; there is only the matrix. #11 - Posted by: LC Trucido on August 13, 2004 09:46 AMWe just got a glancing blow from Charley but a big tree limb fell on my place and my fence blew down. There was never much rain but a lot of wind, I figure about 3 or 4 more hours of this till we`re over it. The power was only went down once for 2 1/2 hours that`s a lot better than the last few times. you know, if you lived in texas, you wouldn't have this problem, frank. #13 - Posted by: sarahk on August 13, 2004 02:55 PMSean: he means that Canaveral is the part of Florida that gets hit the least, not that Florida itself does. #14 - Posted by: Ian S. on August 13, 2004 03:35 PMSeanF, (too late, Ian S. already said the stuff about the Space Coast having less hurricanes than the rest of the state) Apparently I wasn't reading IMAO in mid-2003. Because I surely would have mentioned that belong on the 'Know thy Enemy: Hurricanes' list -- a few years ago, Jim Tressell proved that Buckeyes could stop Hurricanes, though they may need borderline pass interference calls to do so :). #16 - Posted by: Dave on August 13, 2004 05:25 PMIan S, I'll take your word for it, since I don't live there. Isn't Canavarel about in the middle of the state (North-South-wise), though? How does it get hit less than areas both north and south of it? Unless you just meant that the Atlantic coast gets hit less than the Gulf coast. That'd make sense. But, still, they launch from the Atlantic coast for the reasons I gave, *not* because of a difference in the weather. SeanF, the space coast is about half-way up the Atlantic coast in FL. Hurricanes tend to cut under FL and go up the gulf or stay off shore and make landfall further north. Canaveral & space coast get lucky and tend to miss hurricanes better than Miami to the south or Jacksonville to the north. Irene smacked here 7-8 years ago and I think there was another one many decades before that. It could be a false sense of comfort, "past performance is no guarantee of future returns". I work in the same town as Frank J. and now am the last guy at work in a 3-story glass building (all windows). I think that makes me the least wise of my fellow employees. A short ride home but I hope I don't have to make it in 30mph winds. The eye is still plenty far away but plenty of storm bands will come through. Should be light traffic at least. #18 - Posted by: mike_rdr on August 13, 2004 06:07 PMTrucido: You can have that car. Damn Hyundai. Frank, just kidding about the Hyundai. My first car was a Hyundai and she was a good girl. But then came my sweet little Buick and that's when I learned the joys of flying. #20 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on August 13, 2004 09:32 PMYou are invited to check some information dedicated to... #21 - Posted by: on November 30, 2004 05:39 PMPost a comment
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