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August 13, 2004
Oh No!
Posted by Frank J. at 11:52 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

I just realized it's Friday the 13th! I hope nothing unlucky happens to Florida...

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Do you consider hurricanes to be unlucky, or are they the result of bad luck?

#1 - Posted by: LC Trucido on August 13, 2004 12:03 PM

Hurricanes are Mother Nature's punishment for something...Janet Reno probably. You Floridians musta done a whopper though to have 2 on the way. How come they didn't name the second hurricane "Clyde?" Just wondering

#2 - Posted by: AMJoe on August 13, 2004 12:34 PM

I hear that Clyde is what most people have been calling it.

#3 - Posted by: LC Trucido on August 13, 2004 12:35 PM

Hurricanes are Mother Nature's way of thinning out the population.

They're also really cool if you like wind tunnels. I remember trying to walk on the beach during Felix and kind of laying into the wind. Getting stung by sand flying at 70mph was a bit of a downer.

Stay safe, Frank. And go buy a generator so that if you lose power you can still put up posts!

#4 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on August 13, 2004 12:43 PM

Frank, keep your head down and your computer up and running.

#5 - Posted by: jonag on August 13, 2004 01:04 PM

As long as a few commies die it's worth the bad luck... you have any sacrifices... Uh I mean commies that you know in Florida Frank?

#6 - Posted by: Miller on August 13, 2004 01:10 PM

They are upgrading Charley to a 4 within the hour. I'm not making anymore jokes about this. Last time I was in Florida my friend and I went on a road trip through the state. We stopped in Ft. Meyers and had a blast.

Seriously, Frank, find a basement. And let us know your okay.

#7 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on August 13, 2004 01:28 PM

Stay safe Frank.

#8 - Posted by: Joshua on August 13, 2004 01:29 PM

this just in....Camp Chrystal lake was destroyed and a strange man with a hockeymask is headed to florida.

#9 - Posted by: entrepreneur on August 13, 2004 02:17 PM

I don't know where Frank lives, but here in the Jax area, there's not much to be worried about. The outer edge of Bonnie gave us a couple tornados yesterday (made for sweet news broadcasts...but bad for people that it hit), and we'll get the weaker side of Clyde tonight (the eye is gonna be just west of us). The two worst things about the storm to me: I didn't get out of school, and I had to move all the loose wood around our house inside.

#10 - Posted by: Anoymous on August 13, 2004 09:18 PM

Huh-huh. He said "loose wood."

#11 - Posted by: Butthead on August 15, 2004 05:59 AM

You can also check the pages in the field of...

#12 - Posted by: on December 1, 2004 02:03 AM
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