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August 17, 2004
Some Simple Advice for John Kerry
Remember: Your name is John Kerry, not Bob Kerrey. Though the last names sound the same, they are spelled differently and the first names are completely different. Okay? See the difference? And be careful where you inject the Botox. 28 Responses To "Some Simple Advice for John Kerry"
Well that explains alot! It turns out it was Bob Kerry who was in Cambodia in '68! (Frist) #1 - Posted by: FormerHostage on August 17, 2004 12:44 PMI'm sure both experiences were "seared" into his memory. #2 - Posted by: CPez on August 17, 2004 01:00 PMNow that is a flip flop! "I was Bob Kerry, until I wasn't." #3 - Posted by: Chris on August 17, 2004 01:03 PMBotox! That reminds me....I need to call my sister...hehe... #4 - Posted by: Pam on August 17, 2004 01:08 PMOh this is rich. Next Kerry will be claiming he wasn't singing "Mac Tonight" in the 80's. http://www.toymuseum.com/inside/c6/3265071.html #5 - Posted by: Ted on August 17, 2004 01:09 PMDo any of these dolts show up for work in Washington or do they just go for photo-ops and interns? Bunch of slackers. #6 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on August 17, 2004 01:17 PMNow, if only Kerry could make a final flip-flop and surprise everyone by becoming a Republican! #7 - Posted by: Katie on August 17, 2004 01:30 PMLMAO, this is the greatest thing Kerry has done yet. It's unbelievable though--Bob Kerrey isn't some no-name senator, at least not anymore. The guy was a member of the 9/11 Commission. I remember seeing on C-span his squirming and whining as he tried (and failed) to crucify Condi Rice with his partisan attacks...he kept on calling her "Dr. Clarke," and she responded, "Excuse me, Senator, but I don't think I look like Richard Clarke." LOL Go Condi! True, I confused the two of them at first as well, the first time that I heard someone say "Senator Kerr(e)y" during the commission hearings, I got confused too, but I'd expect John Kerry himself to at least be able to figure out who he is...then again, what am I saying; this guy's the biggest schitzo to ever run for President...LOL. I say Kerry should have picked himself as his running mate. It would have been the perfectly balanced ticket between left and right. #10 - Posted by: antodav on August 17, 2004 01:53 PMFor some reason, I'm not surprised at all. Yes Rob, Kerry is an incompetent moron. But he'll get roughly half of the votes from like-minded slackwits. If only there were some way of putting them all on the 3rd spaceship which gets lost. #12 - Posted by: Paul on August 17, 2004 02:42 PMPaul, but then we would all die from an infection caused by unclean public telephones. 42!! #13 - Posted by: Josh on August 17, 2004 03:20 PMThe nature of government is not who you get to do it, but rather, who gets other people to let him do it to them. In other words, anybody who wants to lead should by no means be allowed to do the job. #14 - Posted by: DeepThought on August 17, 2004 03:23 PMAny chance a Babelfish would help his situation? Oooh, then when he speaks his lies, we'll all hear "I am from the planet Letcheron, and I come for your women!" No, wait... That was Clinton. ;) #15 - Posted by: Rubber(Red)neck on August 17, 2004 03:34 PMRubber(Red)neck, I hearted that series. I have a collector's edition of all of the books in one vol, leather bound with gilded edges. Very cool I scored it off E-bay. You might still be able to find some copies at e-bay. #16 - Posted by: Joshua on August 17, 2004 05:33 PMCheck this out...maybe John Kerry just can't decide who the hell he wants to be!!!
"I was Hari-Kari before I was Seppuku... I was Harry Carey Sr. before I was Harry Carey Jr... I was Carey Elwes before I was Kevin Costner... I was Larry, Moe and Curley before I was Manny, Moe and Jack... I was Looking Back To See If She Was Looking Back At Me While I Was Looking Back At Her before I was the Bomp in De Bomp De Bomp! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! #18 - Posted by: Jack Deth on August 17, 2004 06:49 PMSee, this is why I love the readers of this site. Babelfish? Wait until John Edwards Hair Corps part 4 tomorrow. Great minds think alike. #19 - Posted by: rightwingduck on August 17, 2004 07:12 PMOne reason John thinks he's Bob might be Bob's better Vietnam record. Seems Bob was in 'Nam and managed to win the MOH...and there hasn't been anyone to trying to pretend he didn't... #20 - Posted by: Faith+1 on August 17, 2004 07:55 PMCheck this out...maybe John Kerry just can't decide who the hell he wants to be!!!
That is seared, seared into my retna! What are you trying to do to me I only have one eye?!! I think Frank should run an anti-Kerry t-shirt slogan contest. http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=132517&display=photoshop ^^^I'm in TEARS with laughter practically over that. LMAO!!! That was sick and wrong but OMG... #23 - Posted by: antodav on August 18, 2004 12:07 AMMac Tonight? I love that guy! I sing that every now and then and the younger folks just look confused. Any bets on how long it'll be before he starts aping Admr. Stockdale? Who am I? What am I doing here? I served in Vietnam!! #25 - Posted by: Syd Barrett on August 18, 2004 11:45 AMMan, think of all the things G.W. Bush could claim if he did this. For instance, "I remember that time it was real hot and God and I talked to that Moses fella and then later on I invented that beer that alot of people like and those baked beans to go with it." BUSH FLIPPED ON 9-11 BUSH FLIPPED ON SADDAM BUSH FLIPPED ON... (TAKE IT FROM HERE) #27 - Posted by: Roger Ferragallo on September 7, 2004 05:40 PMWell, this seems like a right-sided website. Of course, Kerry HAS flip flopped, but he finally got his facts straight. Terrorism has nothing to do with the fucking war in Iraq. The only goddam reason that little monkey George went into Iraq was for the goddam oil. My friend's hardcore Republican grandparents say, "What are you talking about? We had to go into Iraq!!! Saddam had a direct connection to those suicide bombers!" Hm, sure... Bush went against the UN, he went against the statements of the weapons inspectors... Post a comment
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