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and water.

Frank my man, I'd seriously recommend the scotch. Check out SarahK's blog entry regarding unmentionables. I read it and need a belt to calm down. (and I don't even drink)

Port! Bring Port! And maybe a little Cakebread ( do they have Cakebread in Aridzone? I really dont know) Chardonnay! The punch at least has alcohol,right? Sorry, Dad's Irish, if I ever see someone talking about beverages without mentioning booze/wine/something of an intoxicating nature I get depressed.

Exile,
Whoa; thanks for pointing me to that.

Look at that, Exile, you got Frank all excited.

Whatever you do, do not drink the Kool-aid.

bad exile!

"SarahK's blog entry regarding unmentionables."

I didn't know SarahK had a lingerie section. "SarahK's Secret" ?

Train of thought....

Years ago, best friend in hospital with heart condition. Must save bodily fluids for measurement and testing. While visiting with me, wife went into bathroom to powder nose. Came out and asked friend why he had a plastic bottle of apple juice in the bathroom. Friend almost had second heart attack from laughing so hard. I peed myself. Wife has still not lived it down.

Do you plan on bringing water to "unpoweder" the Gatorade? Or is the powdered Gatorade going to be a snack type thing?

It would be nice if I could spell "unpowdered". Shame on myself.

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jen, my guess is he's going to make me mix it all for him so he doesn't have to worry with such trifles.

i reckon i'll have to tear his beef jerky into little pieces too.

ooh! that reminds me. need to buy beef jerky.

I guess bringing powdered drink mix is like when I was on the swim team as a kid and everybody brought Jello mix beforehand to get sugar highs. My favorites were kiwi-strawberry and watermelon.

17th!

I've always been against swim team sugar abuse.

just what the hell was Victoria's secret anyway?

Drink the kool-aid. Drink the kool-aid!

Victoria's Secret is one of two things. 1) She likes to dress like a whore who pays waaay too much money for undies.
2) She firmly believes that no woman with breasts larger than a C cup wants a bra with less material than a tank. Apparently a large breast needs to be encased in armor per Vikki, and anything over a DD should just lock itself in the house because bras just don't come that big in her store.

Poster #16 is an impersonator! Kool-aid is a tool of Fat Bastard Moore and the DNC!!
I was on no teams in H.S.

The Manchurian Corporation is trying to replace me!!!

Jenno,

spoken like a "real" woman

Scotch is good...especially as a replacement for sausage...
*runs out of room again*

Joshua, are you calling me fat?

I know Victoria's Secret...

But who did Betty Boop?

jenno,

I don't know are ya?

I am just saying you are not remolded in plastic to fit the dimensions that are req'd to be a customer at VS.

Plus, Joshua calls it like he sees it.

Whoa, Josh, way to be sensitive. Now, I'm no radical feminist...actually I'm not really a feminist at all, but just because your bigger than a C, doesn't mean you're fat.

I'm with ya Jenno. Why do large chested people have to wear paper bags? I mean, geez Victoria.

Sheesh I think my grammar is off today. I said "your" instead of "you're"! I'M A FAILURE!

Jen or Jenno, (Are you they same person?)

Don't be so hard on yourself.

I was married to a fat broad..er chick..er..womanly woman.

Yea, me Mr. Sensitive. Did you see my post about me being an A**HOLE? That was a great rant by the way.

http://michaelsavagelistener.blog-city.com/read/773107.htm

And the next day when I got emotional about 'Scent of a Woman'
http://michaelsavagelistener.blog-city.com/read/774410.htm

And why oh why do you assume I called you fat?

I have no idea what your height to weight ratio is.

Big breasts don't count as fat, they are a blessing from God!!!

Now small breasts are great too.
I am not booby biased. As long as they are fair and ahem..balanced.

Sorry too lazy to make the links.
Cut and paste that shiznit!

Nope, not the same person. Gifts from God, eh? I'll remember that. ;-)

my black bra makes my gifts from God look bigger.

lol@ SK

...And that's a good thing.

(Sorry to sound like Martha Stewart, but it's all I can think of that's funny but not creepy)

BAH! For hiking Riptide Rush wins hands down. Enough taste to be yummy, yet not overpowering and with little aftertaste. I don't think I would have ever gotten up those switchbacks in Havasupi in the middle of summer at 3 PM if it wasn't for a liter of that stuff.

I'm partial to glacier freeze myself....

It's a good thing I'm not going on this employee trip, because if I found out that Frank was only bringing fruit punch and powdered lemon lime gatorade....well someone just might end up "falling" into the canyon. And it wouldn't be me.

hehe Jen i think you just threatened frank. as much as i like you kill the king of posting i will come after you hehe. ;)

No threats.....some innocent passerby could've "fallen" in....

hehe you crack me up jen ;)

Sorry for the lateness of my reply. I'm just touchy about the boobie/fat thing since I often end up buying bras that are too big at Lane Bryant (a 'larger size' lady store) because I can't find my size, but they at least carry my cup size. The quotation marks around the word 'real' threw me for a loop. Made me think of when people are being smarmy & make that little quotation mark gesture with their hands while saying something rather asshole-ly. The jump to conclusions & therefore the fault is mine. What can I say, I work around too many leftys, the hypersensitivity rubs off a bit.

no problemo "Jenno"

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