Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached

1) Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have blacks.
6) Speaking is an important part of being president.
7) Our children is learning enough.
8) Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
9)Two words... Big Oil.
10) Sanity is an inalienable right.

compassionativity is not a word?

oh, Hurray big oil. Let's keep it cheap. invade, invade, invade.

crzydem,

very good name you got there. Fits you well.

Harvey,
that was hair-fricken-larrious!

" If this task seems too daunting, start small by hacking into John Kerry's campaign site and leaving little waffle pictures everywhere."

very funny. whahahahaha

I propose "compassionativity" for the new "beating a hippy hard enough to make him bleed tofu" word.

it means you are showing compassion on the rest of the world by beating that hippy. go for it.....

Yeah, I'd like to see what would happen if policemen started wearing Nuke the Moon shirts under their uniforms instead of bullet proof vests!

Or is that policepeople now?

Six! I'm getting better Harv! From 21 down to 6. Now if you would give your lovely blogdaughters, Sally and I, a heads up when you're going to post, we may actually hit #1. Or maybe not.

Great Post Blog Faddah! :)

crzydem,
You should have been fair and balanced and mentioned the number one reason George W. Bush should be re-elected: Because there's nothing more entertaining than a frustrated and desperate democrat. Just add popcorn and we've got ourselves a great time!

Or is that policepeople now?

how bout ....COPS, Coppers, police officers, law enforcement agents, keepers of the peace, (forgot what they call them in London), ossifer (if your lit), ...... then there are those negative ones.... the fuzz, pigs, "sheriff John Brown always hated me, for what? i don't know".....

Top ten reasons why George W. Bush shouldn't be impeached

1) When it comes to terrorists, he isn't that compassionate.
2) My retirement is better off in my hands.
3) His tax cuts make it easier to buy light bulbs.
4) Unfortunately, crzydems aren't extinct either.
5) We should be worrying about Iran and North Korea, not Brazil.
6) He's still consistent when he speaks.
7) I got into college, so I'm pretty darn sure that I "is learning enough".
8) John Kerry thinks he can fool me.
9) Five words: My car likes Alaskan Oil.
10) Sanity seems to mostly exist on the right.

Hey! That was a pretty funny post!

God bless you, sir!

Top Ten Reasons why I am voteing for Bush
1. He personaly promised me lots of Halburtion stocks
2. I fear Rusmfeld
3. I find Rice ***ly attractive and want to see her for another 4 years
4. He has killed lots of terrorists and for that he should be rewarded
5. He has plans on killing even more terrorists
6. Kerry's voteing record for the last 20 years bothers me more than his record in Vitnam
7. Bush has class, he would of launch thoughs medels over the fence with something cool like a sling shot, or a shot gun, not throwing them over like a french wuss
8. If I don't vote for Bush I loose my VWRC card that gives me 10% off at wall mart.
9. Kerry has all ready lost last night in Political Machine, and I am not going to vote for any one I win againts (yea I know it's like I third time I mentioned the game, but it sooooo aditive
10. If I vote Bush CrzyDem will go away, or his head will explode (one or the other I don't care)

Flumbersnucking: "beating a hippy hard enough to make him bleed tofu"

Wow, Frank J. is gone two seconds and everyone goes crzydem *ahem* crazy. It's a good thing Justin posted something sane.

Doctor's office called about my blood sugar....

113 is prediabetes

Prayers for speedy recovery, or a painless death are good.

http://michaelsavagelistener.blog-city.com/read/782175.htm

Leftists often go to insane measures of desperation when things don't look good for them. Note that the offender didn't stick to any of the issues that currently face the American people, but gave a vague rant about...well...nothing relevant except for social security, which my generation and the next and the next won't see a penny of it anyways. So crazydem if your out there, all you did was convince me that Bush deserves 4 more years.
If you want to change the world, operate in reality.
moron

Josh it's these stupid democrats. They are seriously a threat to your health. But I hope you get better. :-)

Yeah Joshua my prayers are with you.
Be positive and be strong.

Harvey:

The world could really use a word for "beating a hippy hard enought to make him bleed tofu"

It is a martial art called soy-Foo.

Unlike many of today's martial arts, it requires little in the way of training, due to the inherent softness of it's bleating targets.

Weapon of choice is a bar of soap wrapped in a wet towel, but it is an opportunistic art, and pretty much anything will do. Baseball bats, tire irons and even a properly rolled newspaper will accomplish the task on all but the most formidable of opponents.

soy-Foo's blood enemy is, of course, that great rampaging beast that is known as Michael Moore. soy-Foo has no apparent effect on him.

Most newspapers don't phase him in the least. He has some sort of magical immunity to the press that he shares with some of the lesser of soy-Foo's enemies. Curiously, this immunity only seems to extend to Democrats. Immunologists call this "Journalistic Impartiality".

Baseball bats and tire irons have their impact lessened by Moore's great protective layers of fat and stubble. The resulting bristly impact waves can cause quite a bit of damage to the surrounding area. Physicists call this effect "der Flabbalanche".

Likewise with the soapy towel, but with the added defense of the visual disgust factor when the tiny creatures dependent upon the filth-sodden flab scurry into the nearest crevices to hide. When various scientists are asked about this phenomena, their response seems to consist mostly of wretching noises along with something that sounds like "Mai Ayes"? Perhaps the term is from some sub-dialect of Flint that I'm not familiar with.

Most likely, you could never find anything big enough to beat the tofu out of him anyway. Judging from his size, I don't think it's very prevalent on his menu.

Against almost all of his minions however, soy-Foo is a most potent and effective method of attack.

where the heck do these nutballs come from? do you live in massachusets? do you have no neck? is your name ted? do you eat puppies?

LOL entrepreneur

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10. SMASH HIPPIES!!
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8. SMASH HIPPIES!!
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4. Buy new shirt to replace torn one
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And number one thing Hulk do tonight:

1. SMASH HIPPIES!!

Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached

1) Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have blacks.
6) Speaking is an important part of being president.
7) Our children is learning enough.
8) Fool me once, shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
9)Two words... Big Oil.
10) Sanity is an inalienable right.

Top 10 reasons George W. Bush should be re-elected: (my version)

10.) If no one invented new words, we'd all still be grunting.
9.) Um, last I checked, as long as he's making sure people get their money, it doesn't matter how much he knows about it
8.) The lightbulb was invented. Thomas Edison isn't alive anymore, so it's not like he's gonna show up on your doorstep totally offended or anything.
7.) What do trout have to do with being impeached?
6.) Brazil isn't a country we're concerned with right now.
5.) Speaking may be an important part of being a president, but DOING is much more important.
4.) Oh is they?
3.) You're right about the whole fool me once thing...that's why I question John Kerry. No serious candidate for president should have such important looking hair. I mean, you're supposed to have a connection with the people. At first I thought it was fake...now I know.
2.) Oil is important. But national security is a bit more important. Apparently, liberals have a gap in their brains where they can't understand that the war is not about oil.
1.) "Sanity is an inalienable right."
Yes, and that's why I vote for having all liberals sent to Antarctica. At least on election day.

Hey, if we really wanted oil, it would be much easier (and less costly) to invade the land of the porcupine caribou (ANWR) than Iraq. No one really cares about porcupine caribou (in fact, most people didn't know what they were until the topic of drilling in ANWR popped up), so the left's argument that Bush is "killing porcupine caribou children" wouldn't be taken seriously.

We attacked Iraq for a different reason, but the left conveniently ignores that fact.

Two more reasons to vote Republican.

1. Al Gore did NOT invent the internet
2. Terrorists vote Democrats - that should tell you something.
BTW All terrorists vote Democrat. That is not to say that all Democrats are terrorists. Most, but not all.

Harvey, word for beating the tofu out of a hippie -

ToFu-king!

I gave that hippie a good tofuking.

Thanks Rob & Jen,

My room mate told me I could loose limbs to diabetes. I would say that is indeed a fate worse than death.

thanks for the prayers.
I just got the blood test done again so we will see....

"Blog efficiently - While other bloggers waste time spell-checking their entries, Frank knows that when you have a big post, you should whip it out quickly.

Wait... did that sound dirty? Nevermind. "

Bwaahahaha! Another keyboard and minitor have have been showered with coffee!!! Great work, Harvey.

And I did that "minitor" thing on purpose too :-)

dear jen you get absolutely cooler every day!! great response!!

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