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August 26, 2004
I Get Free Stuff Because I'm Famous
Posted by Frank J. at 06:06 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

Time to tell you to visit all my advertisers again. If you don't, Chomps will die of heartworm disease.

The Coalition of the Willing is back letting you give thanks to our best British friend since Margaret Thatcher.

Also, I now have JC T-Shirts from our own Brian J. advertising his World Hegemony t-shirt, and I can say it is a very cool t-shirt because I just got one in the mail. Check it out and the other selections at JC T-Shirts (one's funny but too rude for me to repeat).

Go! You check advertisers now!

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12 Responses To "I Get Free Stuff Because I'm Famous"

i was going to say first, but since i have never posted before, i didn't know if i have that right - it seems a bit presumptuous

#1 - Posted by: lottiedottie on August 26, 2004 06:29 PM

Then do I get to say first? Let's see...FIRST! (Oh, it's not the same.)

#2 - Posted by: Katie on August 26, 2004 06:43 PM

i only have Doug the T-Shirt guy's ad... where are the rest?

#3 - Posted by: sarahk on August 26, 2004 06:46 PM

I learned a new word today: hegemony.
I love this site!

#4 - Posted by: jonag on August 26, 2004 06:56 PM

lol@Jonag

lol...I looked that up the other day when I first saw it.

there are 2 pronunciations at M-W.

hi-'je-m&-nE, -'ge-; 'he-j&-"mO-nE

you can listen to the word there too.

I still don't think I am pronouncing either one correctly....

Oh, and I am out of t-shirt money, please donate to me at my blog.

Frank,

I paid $35 for my CCW class. They said I will get the application for my CCW license after I take the class, then I have to pay $65 for the CCW license and it is good for four years.
Is this the same everywhere else?

But I still haven't got my Glock 23c yet. That will have to wait till I can pay off some more debt.
At least I will be able to pack my Glock home from the gun shop when I do get it.

I am so stoked. I am going to tell Kim DuToit all about it. He loves these stories.

Woo hoo, look out Islamofascists, Josh is packing!!

#5 - Posted by: Joshua on August 26, 2004 07:46 PM

For a really neat story involving "Hegemony", try reading "Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card.

#6 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on August 26, 2004 07:50 PM

Thanks for NOT sharing that one shirt with us, that was way nasty...

I might not support him now.
I definently don't equate the 2nd Amendment with freedom of perversity.

I do like the hegemony shirt though.

#7 - Posted by: Joshua on August 26, 2004 07:56 PM

Glad I'm not the only one that looked up hegemony in the dictionary. And yes! do read Ender's Game... in fact read the whole series, they're awesome

#8 - Posted by: Chris on August 26, 2004 08:36 PM

good, i'm not the only one who looked at that and blinked, thinking that i didn't want to support peter being in charge of anything. just finished children of the mind a couple days ago, so i have ender on the brain.

#9 - Posted by: otherkatie on August 26, 2004 08:41 PM

The Chinese love that word. Always calling us a "hegemon". If a Chinaman knows three words of English, one is "hegemon".

#10 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 26, 2004 08:52 PM

Chomps wouldn't die of heartworm disease - he'd die when he got so angry at the worms that he rips out his own heart to get at them. Then again, that would probably make him too angry to die, so he'd go kill some hippies with his angry zombie powers until some nice Swift Boat Vet sewed his heart back in.

(...What do you mean, they're not that sort of vet?...)

#11 - Posted by: Just John on August 27, 2004 03:03 AM

The best bitches on the web

#12 - Posted by: weak sister bitch on November 12, 2004 03:14 PM
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