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September 12, 2004
Meeeow!
While I was hiding at SarahK's place from Hurricane Frances, I got to meet her cat Minerva. She kept bothering me, sitting between me and my laptop when I was trying to blog and clawing at my face while I was trying to sleep. Then I figured out, "Hey, wouldn't she be happy sleeping in the lamp!"
Aww, she fits in there perfectly. What a happy cat. Why don't you all try captioning the picture now in the comments. Yay Sunday fun! NOTE: For anyone worried, I was actually holding both the top of the lamp and the cat for the picture; I just photoshopped myself out. Okay, I'm just adding this note to brag how good I am with photoshop. 41 Responses To "Meeeow!"
Caption: "When I get down I'm gonna crap in Big Squeaky Toy's headphones!" #1 - Posted by: Jack Deth on September 12, 2004 11:14 AMCaption: ...but regardless of her stragtegic high ground advantage, Minerva knew that she couldn't avoid Chomps forever. #2 - Posted by: Dave L. on September 12, 2004 11:38 AMCaption: Michael Moore devises ingenious snack station for every American who has always wanted to be a blimp. [Ok, ok, thats awful... but I had to at least try.] #3 - Posted by: Rob on September 12, 2004 11:47 AM"...Yeah, it isn't that funny now, but watch what happens when I turn on the power to the 300 watt bulb I put in the lamp..." #4 - Posted by: Tremor on September 12, 2004 11:48 AMFrank J gets ready to test his new muzzle-loading Cat Musket. Orion #5 - Posted by: Orion on September 12, 2004 12:20 PM"Whew, good thing I'm made it the top of this lamp before that strange human could grab me. Oh snap! Now he's putting on a climbing harness!" #6 - Posted by: Turkeyhead on September 12, 2004 12:35 PMThat was one huge mouse!#7 - Posted by: aelfheld on September 12, 2004 12:42 PM Caption: "Don't you dare Photoshop yourself out of this, jerk!" #8 - Posted by: shepshep on September 12, 2004 12:42 PMCaption: Now, how do you flush this thing? #9 - Posted by: Katie on September 12, 2004 01:35 PM"Hey, SarahK, you'll never guess what was clogging up the toilet...!" #10 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on September 12, 2004 01:50 PMWhy, Frank, you're soooo good at Photoshop... #11 - Posted by: thefoxymama on September 12, 2004 01:58 PMCaption: Caption: (A filthy lie by Glen Reynolds) Attempting to be like me, Frank J. entered the bar with his now infamous 'Cat Martini', a pale comparison to my blended puppy. #13 - Posted by: Morphius Kane (Soon to be a Marine) on September 12, 2004 02:45 PM"When I get down from here, I'm gonna eat your eye balls!" #14 - Posted by: Princess Kimberley on September 12, 2004 03:31 PMRob wins it #15 - Posted by: on September 12, 2004 03:51 PMHungry Hungry Michael Moore will never find me here! #16 - Posted by: James on September 12, 2004 04:39 PMawww... (cats are my weak point. Women, consider yourselves tipped off.) My aunt has a cat that looks just like Minerva... her name's Miele (honey). (why did I just write that? AGH!) #17 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on September 12, 2004 05:22 PMMorphius Kane: Love your "Cat Martini" caption. BTW, congrats on choosing the best branch. L/CPL USMC "Semper Fidelis" #18 - Posted by: Lord Whorfin on September 12, 2004 06:30 PM"NOTE: For anyone worried, I was actually holding both the top of the lamp and the cat for the picture; I just photoshopped myself out." Bull! You left that poor cat up there and after you took the picture you turned the light on. Hey, if you'd do it to a monkey you'd do it to a cat. #19 - Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on September 12, 2004 07:28 PM"I can see my litterbox from heeeeerrrrre!" #20 - Posted by: Turkeyhead on September 12, 2004 08:00 PM"I wonder why my food-bringing human and that other human are on the floor making those strange noises." #21 - Posted by: Turkeyhead on September 12, 2004 08:03 PMWhat Frank says to cat: Just stay right there Minerva so I can take a nice funny photo. What the Cat hears: Wah Wah Wah Wha, Minerva, Wah Wah Wha Wha Wha Wha. PS: Stolen from the Far Side. #22 - Posted by: Dman on September 12, 2004 09:49 PM"I'm just grateful he didn't put me up on the fan. meow." #23 - Posted by: jonag on September 12, 2004 09:50 PMThese cheap WalMart lamps aren't nearly as warm as the ones from Lowe's. #24 - Posted by: Temujin on September 12, 2004 10:10 PMCaption: Wait until Big Squeaky Toy falls asleep. I'm gonna stick my head in his mouth 'til he screams. Then I'm gonna snuggle Ma! Jack. #25 - Posted by: Jack Deth on September 12, 2004 11:03 PMWhen they go to sleep I'm going to mess with them till sunrise. Then I'm going to puke a hairball on the pale one's pillow. Cause he looked at me wrong. #26 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 12, 2004 11:19 PMThats ok, going to leave a little treat up here, for when they turn the lights on next time. #27 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on September 13, 2004 01:35 AMSchrodinger's handyman #28 - Posted by: jj on September 13, 2004 01:39 AMWell, this is not for the CC since I got nuthin' but as far as the face clawing is concerned it could be one of 3 things. 1. she was poking you in the face trying to figure out where that strange noise(that humans call snoring) is coming from. 2. she was trying to wake so you would pull back the covers so she can snuggle in closer (my cats do that.) 3. she is making the "bury it" motions on your head - in which case her opinion of you is not good. #29 - Posted by: LokiDoki on September 13, 2004 03:49 AM"These cheap WalMart lamps aren't nearly as warm as the ones from Lowe's." Tremujin has my vote... #30 - Posted by: Laura on September 13, 2004 07:41 AM"I hope Chomps can't find me Here!?!" #31 - Posted by: Robert_J on September 13, 2004 08:42 AMjj: bwaaa haaaa haaaaa!!! #32 - Posted by: jean on September 13, 2004 10:18 AMCaption: "Stupid Human Tricks...aren't they funny? Wait, now I'm peeing in the bowl...who's laughing now Funny Man?" #33 - Posted by: Bikermommy on September 13, 2004 12:35 PM"Git me down!! This is swinging too much!! is swinging... MEEOOOOWWWW!!!" (glass breaking) #34 - Posted by: The Flying Burrito on September 13, 2004 01:07 PMHey, if you're that good with PhotoShop, how do we know you didn't PhotoShop yourself into those pictures of the just really incredibly good-looking Sarah K.? #36 - Posted by: LCVRWC on September 13, 2004 03:46 PM*Caption* This was just a warning shot. Next time, it's in your wheaties #37 - Posted by: Schroeder on September 13, 2004 04:47 PM"I guess I was wrong, there are no birds in this shiny glass nest" #39 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on September 13, 2004 06:08 PMHere, Franky, Franky...just a little closer. (then you'll be sorry) #40 - Posted by: Angela on September 13, 2004 09:44 PMGet ready for some real broken glass you good ol' boy Republican! Cheers and LAUNCH! #41 - Posted by: SCOTTY on September 16, 2004 11:21 AMPost a comment
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