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September 20, 2004
Just to Be Mean
I hear Teresa Heinz is getting fed up with the portrayal of her by the media. Being the nasty person I am, I'm going to spread my own filthy lie about her: Teresa Heinz is completely sane. On second thought, this one won't catch on like the puppy blending; no one is going to believe it. 24 Responses To "Just to Be Mean"
- pssst ...."I know this unimpeachable source in Texas that has authemticated documents that Tah-ray-sa is a closet ketchup freak and BDSM Domme'...Janet Reno has agreed to jump ship and give her support...Willing to meet with a representative from C BS to discuss terms...Contact through Blair Kinko's at earliest convieniance..." - Deep paper #1 - Posted by: Hunter on September 20, 2004 02:02 PMI just saw on Drudge where Ter-ah-zah called her critics "scum-bags" Dennis Miller once said "I'd call him a scum-bag but that would be a disservice to bags of scum everywhere." Thank you Ter-ah-zah for elevating the social standing for bags of scum above that of Dan Blather, Mickey "More Cheese" Moore, the Ditzy Chics, 90% of the Hollywood elite, and the leadership of the DNC. And Britney Spears is a virgin! /BTW, I'm distributing g-mail invites on my blog. So, drop the chalupa, and you some! #3 - Posted by: Princess Kimberley on September 20, 2004 02:16 PMMaybe SHE could cough up some $$ to help the hurricane victims instead of criticizing the rescue efforts. I hear that she let her own kids go to school naked when they were younger, because they refused to eat breakfast. "No breakfast, no clothes! Breakfast is more important than clothes! ... I felt it important to show my children what was truly important, early on in their lives" #4 - Posted by: matt on September 20, 2004 02:24 PMWho cares... I would bang her. I would bang her rotten. #5 - Posted by: Yogimus on September 20, 2004 02:30 PM..it's worse than you think! I found out through a secret document from the seventies the Teresa Heinz, Nancy O'Dell from Access Hollywood and Oprah Winfrey are FEMBOTS! ...where is Lindsay Wagner when you need her? - Actually it all worked out ok... Eventually the kids got used to eating in the bathtub... #7 - Posted by: Hunter on September 20, 2004 02:37 PMFilthy Lie: "Theresa Heinz bit the head off of my bunny rabbit." Now granted, she probably does bite of bunny heads, but the lie part is when I qualify that the chewed off "my" wabbit's head. So it's "fake, but possibly accurate." #8 - Posted by: Beo on September 20, 2004 02:38 PMWell, not "accurate," but at least theoretically feasible. Feh, why am I bothering to qualify/justify a filthy lie? It's not like I'm on CBS' payroll or anything. #9 - Posted by: Beo on September 20, 2004 02:39 PMWow, I'm so sorry. I'm starting to type like Frank. That should be "...does bite OFF bunny heads..." and "...qualify that SHE chewed off..." Sorry for the lack o' proof readin', folks. - Scott McClellan on FOX -"Orchestrated attack by the Kerry campaign and DNC...CBS should apologize publicly to the President" (Mumbled off camera...then bend over and kiss their partisan asses goodbye... heh....in fact double heh ) #11 - Posted by: Hunter on September 20, 2004 02:59 PMYogimu would bang Tereza? OMG, that's a sick thought! #12 - Posted by: Princess Kimberley on September 20, 2004 03:06 PMFrank, you've sunk to a new low. What a despicable claim! #13 - Posted by: jonag on September 20, 2004 03:12 PMWe the the photochopic evidence! #14 - Posted by: toothless redneck on September 20, 2004 04:36 PMoops... We need the photochopic evidence... #15 - Posted by: toothless redneck on September 20, 2004 04:37 PM- Princess Kimberly...where you at ( your blogsite that is...) - Fox news via Reuters is reporting that a video of the latest beheading of American Eugene Armstrong has been posted on an Al Qaeda website...The State department has issued a statement confirming that the body of Armstrong has been found and identified.... - Yet another statement from the religeon of peace.... #16 - Posted by: on September 20, 2004 04:45 PM- That last was Moi'... #17 - Posted by: Hunter on September 20, 2004 04:46 PMTeresa is a mean old (rhymes with bitch)! #18 - Posted by: notice on September 20, 2004 05:18 PMAll I needed to learn about Islam I learned on 9/11 #19 - Posted by: Yogimus on September 20, 2004 05:46 PMSeeing as how "Islam" means surrender in Arabic shouldn't Kerry along with all the French convert to the religion of Muhammmed? #20 - Posted by: David on September 20, 2004 07:43 PMAll I need to learn about Islam I learned back in 79. Then, I was reminded of it in 93 at the WTC. They thought WRONG! Oh and as for the Heinz hag, if her mate gets elected, she will make the Rodham witch look like Mary Poppins. I gag at the thought of such trash in the White House. I hope they drown for it. #22 - Posted by: Rightwingmac on September 21, 2004 12:42 AMblack jack poker black jack http://www.blackajck-888.com #24 - Posted by: black jack on December 22, 2004 07:36 AMPost a comment
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