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September 23, 2004
The Answers, My Friend, Are Blowing in the Wind...
Posted by Frank J. at 01:15 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

The Republicans now have ads that show Kerry windsurfing and talk about his... uh... dynamic viewpoints on lofty issues. It reinforces he's a flip-waffler while also making him look elitist and goofy. Democrats are crying foul saying that, with all that is going on, these ads are childish. To them, I say, it's not we Republicans' fault you guys nominated a total goober.

UPDATE: You can see the Ad at Bush's webpage. There is another similar by a 527 with a surferbabe voiceover, but I don't know where that one is.

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16 Responses To "The Answers, My Friend, Are Blowing in the Wind..."

Wow ... first?

#1 - Posted by: MountainMama on September 23, 2004 01:27 PM

Does anyone have a link to the new ad? The trouble with not living in a battleground state, is I don't get to see these on TV and laugh hysterically.

#2 - Posted by: MountainMama on September 23, 2004 01:28 PM

You can see all of 'em on georgewbush.com

#3 - Posted by: LynnGunn on September 23, 2004 01:35 PM

Thanks, Lynn and Frank J.!!

#4 - Posted by: MountainMama on September 23, 2004 01:37 PM

Speaking of "blowing in the wind", are you putting up your storm panels again, and packing your bags for another trip to Texas yet?

Hurricane Jeanne track

#5 - Posted by: Desert Cat on September 23, 2004 02:14 PM

Bah!

#6 - Posted by: Frank J. on September 23, 2004 02:18 PM

I don't think John Kerry can help the fact that he is a goober. I will feel sorry for him after November 2nd when I'm not in the "fight mode" anymore.

#7 - Posted by: jonag on September 23, 2004 02:22 PM

You can find surfer babe viseo at:
http://www.pfavoterfund.org/#

#8 - Posted by: Boots on September 23, 2004 02:25 PM

THESE SIMILAR ADS JUST PROVE THAT BUSH IS COLLABIRAATING WITH THE SWITF VETS AND KARL ROVE IS IN CONTROL OF ALL THE 572'S AND HE REALLY JUST WORKS FOR HALLIBURDEN ANYWAY WHICH IS A FRONT FOR THE NAZI CORPORATION THE PRESCOTT BUSH OWNED.

Oops - sorry - let my psychic powers wander and I started to chanel DU.

#9 - Posted by: greg zywicki on September 23, 2004 03:30 PM

That is really a great ad, i wish that it is shown on TV in my state.

#10 - Posted by: Fury on September 23, 2004 04:53 PM

I hate to sound all serious, but how can these morons complain about this after Kerry just delivered a Top Ten list on David Letterman, joked about Bush on Regis and joked around on the Jon Stewart show. F'ing punks.

#11 - Posted by: Dman on September 23, 2004 05:41 PM

This from a man who - on Monday night after the first man was beheaded - went on David Letterman and told stupid jokes about President Bush.

#12 - Posted by: tdenton on September 23, 2004 06:19 PM

I don't know, I live in TX and I've seen both of them on Fox News Channel so I don't think they have a limited showing.

#13 - Posted by: maggie katzen on September 24, 2004 01:02 AM

i gotta say...what the heck does anyone have to complain about 527's when we have moveon.org that has millions of dollars that could be seen as illegal. stop whining democrat brats.
oh btw...kerry's already getting his butt kicked and he doesn't stand a chance...i don't even get why he tries anymore. the electoral votes are like 320 to 219 or something insane like that
BYE BYE KERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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