When we visit sponsors do you get cash? Or only if we buy stuff?

First to say first!! Nyah, nyah! Oops, gotta go buy stuff now. Must keep Frank around.

Well, my grandmother does need a life-saving operation, but I suppose I could use the money to buy stuff from Frank's advertisers. She won't mind. It's for Frank!

Err... the right wing stuff add needs its link fixed. Well, either that or it was supposed to go to an error 404 page, and I highly doubt that.

I am off put. I assume you read your comments section, therefore you must be aware that I have called you out in a matter of speaking. You claim to be mighty, I ask you what it is that makes you so. I am ignored, this leads me to a final conclusion:

You sir, are a fiend and a coward. You are as mighty as a raison. The Fab 5 from "Queer Eye" has more might in one of their gay pinkies than you do in your entire hat. Avast, shithead! Hold on a second... Rrrrngh, Hurumph, MMMmmpph AAAAAAHHH. There we go, I just took a big ol' shit on your shlog. Now you have decorations to match your "wit" and postings. Wait, one more nugget here... AYEYAEAYEYAEAYEYAEAYEYAE!!!!! PLOP!!!

Please hold off on that asteroid until I'm out of the state (Friday).

Thank you.

hln

oooooooo,
someone has their boxers in a bunch.

- Hmmmm...I wouldn't get to close to his boxers laura...never know where they may have been....(short advice?)

- Frank I tried the whole "I'm going to get to the bottom of this ( nothing to do with my boxers ) and went through a good hour watching all the pretty astroglobe orbit trackers and suchuty such and it turns out to be one of these "Welllllllllll yeh....it doesn't come nearly that close again for 623 years...Well why did you get my shorts in a bunch then....Oh that....well we like to get a lot of hits on our website.....I see (Grrrrrrrrrr) - Course I have to tell you....the rotation is so oblique (it never goes through precisely the same revolution twice....crazy tumbling....and the astrglobe orbit thingy looked like it just uses classic astrodynamic math with as much of the wobble as possible included....sooooooooo....bottom line.....I'm not sure they know all that well and it could still be a show stopper....there....done my good deed for the day.....everybody into the pool.... Bon Appitite'

Too bad Tobias's parrents did not recieve their Darwin Awards before he was "born?". Hopefully he will get his own Darwin Award soon and spare the rest of us his continued existence. Maybe he could take Kerry & Hillerbitch with him

Tobias' mom is sure going to be mad when she finds out what her son did on her keyboard.

Tobias the Dragonslayer just sent me a video. It showed Tobias slapping Frankiej "the homo" in the face whilst receiving a hummer from him.
Frankiej is gayer than a pink smilie emoticon.

Do you see how he hides in the darkness, Whittler? Can you smell the fear that saturates this homo's shlog? We at Quality Control feed off fear. Hold on a second. Ooo. Mmmmmmmm. Oh boy, jesuschristjesuschristjesuschrist, WOOPAH! I just jizzed all over the place. Clean it up, bitches.

I'd also like to point out the obvious cowardice of having your flunkies take me on. Please, Wolf's Dawn and Algen are pee-ons. I've seen better bloggers come out of my asshole.