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September 28, 2004
Vote! Vote! Vote!
Everyone go here and vote for me as class clown! Do not whine about registering with the Washington Post, just take a minute and do so and then vote for me (and you can vote in the other categories, too, but make sure to vote for me in class clown; I don't know why I didn't make the other categories - maybe people don't take me seriously)! I don't care if your grandmother is sick; you take care of grandmother later! You vote now! UPDATE: You must have your own registration to vote; you can't just use someone else's because it makes sure there is only one vote per registered person. So you register and you vote now, or me make no more funny! Then you be sad and you die! UPDATE2: My nomination for best "Inside the Beltway" blog goes to INDC Journal. Bill did some great work for memogate, including personally contacting an expert on typesettings to help get facts on the hoax. All the blogosphere gained in credibility from Bill's work, and he deserves your vote. Also, he's up against a few who definitely should not win. 33 Responses To "Vote! Vote! Vote!"
Is it really whining if I really don't want to register with the washington post?? #1 - Posted by: CCinCali on September 28, 2004 02:08 PMOh, I figured it out..it's not like you really have to use a "real" email address! #2 - Posted by: CCinCali on September 28, 2004 02:11 PMVote early and vote often, I always say. #4 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on September 28, 2004 02:14 PMI voted! A vote for Frank is a vote for freedom! (or at least against the evil Ninja monkeys!) #5 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on September 28, 2004 02:16 PMOr, go to www.bugmenot.com. The instructions say paste the url in the box. Don't. It won't work. Instead, type www.washingtonpost.com. It will give you an email and past word. Here, use mine: Make that "password." Which is: OkiGoVkgVwtSwz julie, I voted for you and I also complained that you were only listed in one catergory. I didn't vote 1,473 times for you to end up in only one catergory. I think evil monkeys are behind this conspiracy. #9 - Posted by: Wolf's Dawn on September 28, 2004 02:31 PMVoted for IMAO as class clown. GO FRANKJ!!!! #10 - Posted by: bikermommy on September 28, 2004 02:53 PMIs it just me or did national review get a few too many nominations? Heck, they got a nomination both for "best INSIDE the beltway" and "best OUTSIDE the beltway"! I think we should sue. Or, better yet, launch another attack on Jonah Goldberg's job! #11 - Posted by: Steve on September 28, 2004 03:14 PMHow is Kos on there so often? He's not only "inside the beltway," he's also "outside the beltway." The one category I'd like to see him in is "class clown," and alas, he's nowhere to be seen. Some bozos are taking Kos way to seriously. He's obviously a clown. #12 - Posted by: Beo on September 28, 2004 03:28 PMI surely did vote him for assclown. Wait.. Class clown? done. #14 - Posted by: gibsonrlz on September 28, 2004 04:39 PMGrrrr, Metallica Rat beat me to it :-/ #15 - Posted by: tictoc on September 28, 2004 04:53 PMI voted for you, but dude, you're up against Scrappleface. Tough competition there... #16 - Posted by: Desert Cat on September 28, 2004 05:01 PMIf Wonkette beats either you or Bill at INDC (or for that matter almost anyone else in those respective categories), I fear that the headquarters of the WaPo will burn! #17 - Posted by: JFH on September 28, 2004 05:22 PMDid it. What do I get? #18 - Posted by: jonag on September 28, 2004 05:29 PMJonag, the payback is funnier funny. Right, Frank? :) BTW, voted. For Frank, of course. :) #19 - Posted by: MountainMama on September 28, 2004 05:45 PMVoted for Frank for class clown. I will not vote for National Review in any category until Frank has Jonah Goldberg's job. #20 - Posted by: won't on September 28, 2004 06:01 PMi voted for you, sweetness. and who said scrappleface was tough competition? scrapplewho? meet me at 3:00 in the parking lot! #21 - Posted by: sarahk on September 28, 2004 06:04 PMI voted for you. I feel so dirty. just kidding. I would vote many times for you. Just like in a real election! oops, I'm not supposed to talk about the secret Florida plan. #22 - Posted by: rightwingduck on September 28, 2004 06:20 PMOkay so I voted for Scrappleface like you asked. What now? #23 - Posted by: Roy on September 28, 2004 06:25 PMOkay, I voted for you. (Has fingers crossed) #24 - Posted by: Risasi on September 28, 2004 06:36 PMUPDATE: You must have your own registration to vote; you can't just use someone else's because it makes sure there is only one vote per registered person. so we can't vote like democrates eh? I guess the dead are not allowed to vote eather. #25 - Posted by: Monster Kabasue on September 28, 2004 06:43 PMVoted for: No category for best Christian blogger, alas... Steve Bragg should we register multiple accounts and vote with all of them? I noticed Kos was in like every category. But he's a douche! He shouldn't be in any. This proves the Washington Post is run by muckadoos. #27 - Posted by: Elliot Temple on September 28, 2004 07:03 PMActually, I voted for you before I voted against you. #28 - Posted by: rightwingduck on September 28, 2004 07:11 PMYou have no right to investigate my voting record! Oooh, what DIRTY CAMPAIGN TRICKSES! #29 - Posted by: Rubber(Red)neck on September 28, 2004 07:54 PMWell if you had been nominated for another category you would have had to share a box with Kos. So thank God for small favors. #30 - Posted by: Ikkonoishi on September 28, 2004 10:54 PMYeah, I voted for u & Bill. I had to get him off my back. Why does he hate Wonkette, anyway? It's like he's OBSESSED. What's that about? She seems like she'd at least be a fun drunk, as opposed to DailyKos, who'd be one of those morose, monologue-slurring pain in the ass drunks, the kind you wanna run away from but they keep grabbing your sleeve & belting you with 180 proof halitosis. Dire. #31 - Posted by: jeff on September 29, 2004 01:32 AMYesss Masssster. #32 - Posted by: Veeshir on September 29, 2004 06:34 AMAnyone can become angry. That is easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose and in the right way - that is not easy.
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