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September 30, 2004
Everyone Involved with MoveOn.org Is Just Like Hitler
An Editorial by Frank J.
Ever notice how everything MoveOn.org is reminiscent of Hitler? Of course you have? How can you not? They have extreme views and demean all those who disagree with them... like Hitler! In their Hitlerian viewpoint, all who are opposed to them must be crushed or reeducated, and they will attack with Nazi energy any who try and stop them. Plus, they’re funded by a billionaire with a weird accent. Know who else has a weird accent? Hitler! Do you doubt me? Then let's go through the Hitler checklist: Propaganda: Check! Belief in Superiority: Check! Blames All Their Problems on Others: Check! Puts People in Ovens: Probably! How can you sit there reading some stupid blog while Hitler like Nazism goes on as we speak? Are you lazy? Do you hate America? We need to stop these people! They will try to reeducate us with their brainwashing commercials until we are drooling sheep like them! But, if we stand up against them, evil Soros (Soros = Hitler) will use his money against you. Look how they’re mindlessly attacking Gallup polling now. Next, they’ll probably attack Plato for inventing logic which is constantly used against them. How long until they are defaming your grandmother or accusing you dog of being a scheming Jew? Three days to a week at most. So how can we stop Nazi-Hitler MoveOn.org Hitler-Nazis and their Goebbels like propaganda? The same way we stopped Nazis and Hitler in WWII - by saving tin. Yes, save all your tin. Only through tin can we stop liberal, muckadoo, Nazi, Hitler crazies. If you waste tin, you might as well have a lobotomy and join up the NaziMoveHitlerOn.org. They may put out their propaganda to make you not save tin, but you can just ignore or mock it the same as all their other ads. Yeah, that's right, you Hitleresque MoveOn.org Nazis; we have tin! Frank J. is a syndicated columnist whose columns appear worldwide on IMAO.us and is the author of such theological books as "Islam Means Peace and Other Ironies" and "The Separation of Church and Monkeys: The Case Against Hinduism." First! #1 - Posted by: Laura on September 30, 2004 06:44 AMMy dad's dogs are not scheming Jews, but I question the cat. That little tailess thing has such an attitude, I know she planning something. #2 - Posted by: Laura on September 30, 2004 06:50 AMit's not her fault, Laura! the poor thing misses her tail, she's depressed! anyway, ROFL, Frank. especially at the "by saving tin" part. #3 - Posted by: sarahk on September 30, 2004 07:49 AMSaving tin? That's exactly what I thought when I heard George Soros yesterday say "VAKE UP America! Whoa, Frank, I clocked that going Mach 2 over the heads of MoveOn.org Can someone photoshop up some WWII-style posters to go with Frank's post? #6 - Posted by: Max America on September 30, 2004 08:23 AMSave all the tin to make foil for hats!!! #7 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on September 30, 2004 08:59 AMCan I save nylon stockings as well? And we must save zinc, without zinc I couldn't shoot hippies in the head! #8 - Posted by: Josh on September 30, 2004 09:05 AMNo, no, no. It's not as simple as tin. We must also save string. It is string that ties the world together and the bigger the ball knotted together, the better. Trust me. A household saving tin, string, and old mayonnaise jar is one to watch. #9 - Posted by: Judy on September 30, 2004 12:45 PMWacky Hermit was reading my mind. Our tinfoil hats must be on the same wavelength. Yes, tin RULES. But remember, don't cry or you'll rust and have to fight off flying monkeys while searching for the Great Oz to save you. All hail the Wizard of J. #10 - Posted by: SallyVee on September 30, 2004 12:50 PMYou poor deluded fools. There is no such thing as tin. "Tinfoil" is made of aluminum. Most other "Tin" products are made of steel. Tin wasn't even in the periodic table until 1936, when hitler came up with the idea to demoralize Britain (And Ve Haff Moore Tin Den Yoo. Yoo Haffent Hurt uff Tin? Hah!) Like most of the efforts in the US at the time, saving "Tin" was just a makework project to keep people's minds off the fact that their sons were being thrown, wave after wave, into withering machine gun fire. Now grease, on the other hand; that's good stuff. You can make soap out of old grease. Save your grease to make soap out of; unwashed muslims and frenchmen surrender faster when you promise them soap. Or threaten them with it, as the case may be. #11 - Posted by: greg zywicki on September 30, 2004 01:19 PMAlso, Hitler was a vegetarian, and in favor of gun control. How could you skip that? #12 - Posted by: Persnickety on September 30, 2004 01:24 PM It's very important to save tin. It is tin that the lead alloy flow to make good cast bullets. Tin runs about ten dollars or so a pound. Tin, in conjunction with antimony is also what makes the cast bullet hard enough to withstand the pressure of high velocity without leading the barrel badly. Hold on now, I don't think Soros and all his billions are as big a problem as you think. How could a problem that only costs 81 cents to solve be that bad? #14 - Posted by: Nick on September 30, 2004 05:08 PM"The Seperation of Church and Monkeys: The Case Against Hinduism"... absolutely classic, one of the best ever. #15 - Posted by: Brian on September 30, 2004 06:48 PMlest we forget about carpooling when discuss modus operandi to counter NaziMoveOn.Orgism. When you ride alone you ride with MoveOn.Org! #16 - Posted by: steve on September 30, 2004 07:41 PMI never saw that MoveOn Bush=Hitler ad. Just what the hell did it say, anyway? #17 - Posted by: the dude on October 12, 2004 01:45 AMPost a comment
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