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September 30, 2004
25 Responses To "Question of the Day"
I agree. First! #1 - Posted by: JP on September 30, 2004 08:36 AMNuke the gay whales... #2 - Posted by: Risasi on September 30, 2004 08:37 AMBomb them? Of course! What other possible solution could there be?!!!! Nuke the middle east! Can't be too careful. Better bomb them to their precious Allah. #5 - Posted by: Exile on September 30, 2004 09:06 AMgive them a chance to evacuate...bomb a huge crater just to the left of Al-Jezeera...bulldoze the entire site into the crater. cover with decent loam and plant succulents and shrubbery. #6 - Posted by: gibsonrlz on September 30, 2004 09:07 AMI was just saying the same thing while watching the morning news: "Why haven't we bomed aljazeera yet?" ASAT missiles, man! How many times do I have to mention it before the do-nothing-about-terrorist-media Bush Administration actually does something about it?! #9 - Posted by: Beo on September 30, 2004 09:54 AMthey can test the new moab out.The father of the mother of all bombs. #10 - Posted by: O.C. on September 30, 2004 09:55 AMDidn't we already bomb them during the war? Since they haven't stopped being terrorist-friendly, I say we need a bigger bomb. Or just a crap-load of smaller ones. I'm still working out the details. #11 - Posted by: C. Rice on September 30, 2004 10:05 AMHow 'bout we send Chomps and our favorite Marine to camp out near the front door of the Al Jazeera studio and then catch all the bozos who show up with cassette tapes and videotapes and chloroform them and attach homing beacons to them, then wake them back up and give them drugs to forget what happened, then when they go back to their hive / lair / cave, start raining it with MOABs. #12 - Posted by: IowaSoccerMom on September 30, 2004 10:24 AMWe should send Dan Rather over to investigate the bombing of Al Jazeera. About five minutes before it happens. #13 - Posted by: Matty G on September 30, 2004 11:14 AMIowaSoccerMom: Because Chomps wouldn't leave enough left to place homing beacons on. Nor would what's left be capable of making it's way back to home base. #14 - Posted by: Patrick Chester on September 30, 2004 11:31 AMAl Jazeera is embedded with the terrorists. They don't have to rely on fellow travelers to bring video back, 'cause they are on-the-spot getting video themselves. I say we take out their satelite after we've used it to pinpoint their position and bombed the crap out of 'em. #15 - Posted by: LynnGunn on September 30, 2004 01:09 PMI think we should wait for their next on location broadcast of a burning humve accompainied by the local troup of islamofascist dance ensamble and RPG drill team. Then we fire a hellfire into the vehicle so that it does not fall into enemy hands. Then we can watch the fun again while the camerman continues to shoot tape while the reporter screams "I'm dying!" That was so funny last time, I could watch it over and over again. He , he, he. I love the smell of burning fascists in the morning... #16 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee on September 30, 2004 01:13 PMGet Murdoch to buy them. #17 - Posted by: greg zywicki on September 30, 2004 01:22 PMOh, no... After watching the beheading video of Eugene Armstrong, I have a far, far better plan for confronting the evil bastards. I know many claim that Islam is a "peaceful" religion. All I can say is BULLSTUFF! If a handful of petty thugs released a video on the internet declaring their "holy war" and beheading a man on behalf of my Roman Catholic faith and in the name of MY God, MY OUTRAGE WOULD BE HEARD! I would want these vile bastards FOUND and ELIMINATED! Where is the outrage of "Peaceful Islam" for these barbaric acts? Could it be that they are more embarrassed than outraged, or that down deep they support these acts based on what the Koran says of the words and practices of their prophet Mohammed? Oh, no... After watching the video for myself, I'm convinced of the true nature of these sick individuals and of "Allah", formerly "Sin", the facelifted pagan moon god they follow. (Sin! Formerly worshipped alongside Baal before Mohammed eliminated the host of "lesser" gods and declared it Al-Ilah, "THE god")I had no idea that some 25 (and certainly more) people have been beheaded since Pearlman until I read the Northeast Intelligence Network website and saw the list of Islamic fetish "snuff" videos previously released on Al Jazera and others. Of course this list pales in comparison to the hundreds of schoolchildren in Chechnya, all the servicemen and civilians in attacks on U.S. targets abroad, the Cole, the thousands dead on 9-11 and the ongoing suicide bombings in Israel. Besides hunting down the individuals responsible for these specific acts, we need to attack what they hold most dear. Since they obviously have NO REGARD WHATSOEVER for human life or material assets, we bomb their pagan god...with suicide commando pigs. What we do is set up a "Ka'ba feeding station" in the desert somewhere, say New Mexico. About 100 yards away, we pen-up some hogs. Let them go hungry for a day or two, then release them to rush to their little piggy Ka'ba feeding station. Do this several times over a month or two and then we fit them with little piggy bomb-vests and airlift them to thier dropzone over Mecca and the real Ka'ba. BOOM. SPLAT! Suicide-vest wearing piggies rushing to the Ka'ba for an empty feast. Does it get any more poetic? Okay, so I'm sick. I blame it on the effects of that video. I have never been so affected by something I witnessed - I was literally shaking, moved to near-violence myself. It was something I wished I had never seen, but glad that I did, because it opened my eyes. For what did I see, staring me back in the eye? Evil. To quote Ann Coulter, "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity." #18 - Posted by: Rubber(Red)neck on September 30, 2004 02:10 PMJust have a Seal Team surveillance Why stop at bombing? Take over all their stations in a coordinated attack. We will probably catch Osama, or at least some of his henchmen hanging out in the break room. #20 - Posted by: Grant Jensen on September 30, 2004 04:05 PMI think we DID already bomb Al Jazeera. In fact I remember CNN whining that we damaged their offices when we bombed it, which prompted me to ask: WTF are your offices doing in the same building as Al Jazeera? This seemed to last about 10 seconds in the news though. I nominate my local cable access channel for a practice run first. You've never seen a bigger assortment of incoherent losers this side of al-jabber. Please wait until after the NORML people are on, though. Watching them try to create a TV show while stoned and extremely stupid puts the so-called "Comedy Channel" to shame. Thank you. Bomb the flying crap out of them, and everything else in the mid-east, other than Israel, and maybe just maybe, if the Kurds play nice we won't bomb them as well. #23 - Posted by: UZI4U (aka Murdock) on September 30, 2004 11:41 PMAgree with IowaSoccerMom... find out where these mules are coming from, follow them back to their hideouts, and call in an AC130 airstrike. KABOOM!! #24 - Posted by: King of Cyberia on October 2, 2004 10:22 AMIf CNN is sharing a space where aljazeera is then why can't we get hold of the person that is delivering the "Bin Laden" videos. If they are sharing and I suspect they are then that should also tel us that our government is not telling all. Maybe Bush is telling us the truth as to what we hear ,but they are lying to our president. Either way let's just nuke the middle east and if CNN, FOX News. MSNbc, ABC,NBC,CBS (DAN RATHER) is there so be it. Than the truth will be know, because everyone of those stations don't know the difference between a lie and the truth,. #25 - Posted by: Marc on October 10, 2004 06:10 PMPost a comment
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