i think you failed to mention that Haliburton was in cahoots with the Nazis as well.

i'd say 'first,' but that seems kinda silly.

Liberals hate Haliburton because they aren't profiting from it themselves.

I know that's the only problem I have with them.

You failed to mention that Halliburton starred in "Catwoman," one of the worst movies ever made.

Oh. Wait. That was Halle Barry.

Never mind.

> Halliburton has gotten its pollution
> so efficient, it soon should be able
> to produce pure pollution without any
> commercial byproduct.

Now THAT is a classic!

Steve Bragg
DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS

And Halliburton is responsible for reincarnating old timey actor/dancers into new funny bloggers! Oh, the humanity of it!

omg, still laughing. the best know thy enemy yet!

My favorite Know Thy Enemy so far. Nice job Frank.

Haliburton once killed my dog.

In the next day or so I'll probibly get this sent to me with a MoveOn.org letter-head and subject line "Further Proof About Cheney and Haliburton".

I have a feeling that I'll laugh just as hard as I did this time.

Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne...yup, ALL Haliburton!

Not funny or sarcastic but true and ironic:
Halliburton started off as an oilfield services company in Duncan, Oklahoma. At some point in time they bought a construction company called Brown & Root out of Houston, Tx. The KBR in Halliburton's KBR division, that is doing all the work in Iraq and Afghanistan, stands for Kellog, Brown & Root.

Here's the IRONY: Brown & Root was a struggling, near bankrupt, tiny construction business in Tx during the depression. A young corrupt congressman named LBJ, agreed to funnel federal New Deal projects to B&R in exchange for campaign contributions. During the depression, B&R built numerous along the Colorado river in central Tx. with federal money, and LBJ got access to huge sums of cash. Enough that he could finance not only his own campaigns, but those of other congressmen in less prosperous parts of the country. This gave him leverage in the house, far above what his experience should have allowed for. Brown & Root is probably more responsible for LBJ's presidency than any other private individula or private enterprise, and today their offspring are the whipping boy of the entire democratic swamp.

should read "numerous dams"

Halliburton employees 101,000 people. There are 441 million shares of Halliburton stock outstanding, many of which are owned by the mutual funds, 401k's and pension plans of millions of Americans. Yet to hear the Libs talk, Cheney is the only person who has a stake in that company, the only person who makes money from that company. What a bunch of loons. If Halliburton were to be shut down tomorrow, Cheney would be fine. But there 101,000 people that would be effected directly, and millions more indirectly and they would suffer much more.

Funny that a guy that repeatedly marries for money and an ambulance chaser that has never taken one pro-bono case have such a hard-on for a company made up of and owned by millions of Americans that work for a living.

Frank, You've made the big time.

Larry Ahrens at 50,000 watt KKOB is reading this on the air.

Excellent piece. I now have a seatbelt on my desk chair to use when I read your stuff.

Glenn Reynolds/Halliburton connection? I heard Halliburton has a sole source contract on puppy drink mix for Instapundit.

Is' nonnamy bizness, but I saw Halliburton makin' eyes at Ms. K, knowhatI'm sayin?

I think I finally figured out the Halliburton fixation on the left. They seem to figure that Halliburton is to Republicans as the word "it" is to the Knights of Ni.

Ok, something really important. Was the Statue of Liberty in Planet of the Apes blown in half or was the bottom half buried? Hmmm!?

Halliburton steals candy from babies. Why? Just for the "Halliburt". (get it? just for the halliburt?! It's a pun! oh nevermind!).

Halliburton also plants people in elementary schools to pop any bouncy balls the kids may be having fun with at recess.

Man - am I on the Democrats Underground website? ; )

Great one Frank - you need to get a few more items in there:

Haliburton was responsible for getting Jar Jar Binks expelled from his homeland at exactly the right time, so when the Trade Federation (really a front for Halliburton) stomped over the hapless masses on Naboo, Jar Jar was thrusted into a leadership position in the Senate to get the Empire started.

Halliburton was also responsible for bribing the Tusken Raiders to kidnap Anakins mom so that he would be further
drawn into the dark side (Halliburton)

And of course, Halliburton was responsible for the production of the biological weapon cleverly disguised by the term meliclorinian (SP?)
production, which was started at the beginning of time, for easier control of the population in the future.

Didn't Halliburton get a No-Bid on the Deathstar?

Halliburton is actually causing all the Florida hurricanes with "secret weather-making technology", in an effort to wipe Florida off the map (or, at very least, to disrupt power to the electronic voting machines in select democrat precints), thereby "stealing" the election from John "Robin Hood" Kerry and Little John, and giving it to the Big Bad Bush.

Halliburton shot JR.

Scott, you got it wrong. Halliburton was responsible for Jar-Jar Binks. Oh, and they claimed that Greedo shot first.

The bastids.

eh - the jooos control Halliburton. 'nough said.

Solent Green is halliburton!

Frank,

The KBR side of Halliburton operating in Iraq is merely a diversion!

One division is responsible for maintenance of all of the UK's Trident missle subs! THAT'S RIGHT - HALLIBURTON HAS ACCESS TO WMDs!!

The money making side of the house carries out most of their work deep underground. Mt. St. Helens and WMDs? Any correlation as to why its about to pop its top? I think Halliburton is using the WMDs to melt the earth's core to squeeze out more oil!

I was once under their thrall - but I escaped!! And now, no one will believe me!! Pollution? Their real design is market domination! Bwahhahahahahah

sYD

Didn't Halliburton get a No-Bid on the Deathstar?

No - Halliburton made the government WANT the deathstar.

Veeshir said:

> Scott, you got it wrong. Halliburton > was responsible for Jar-Jar Binks.

Heh heh, that is not sinister enough. They made Jar Jar's parents want to coopulate so they could have Jar Jar, and then put secret ingredients into Jar Jars food and secret transmitters to make him act the way he does, thereby causing what happened.

> Oh, and they claimed that Greedo shot > first.

Na, George Lucas is just a pawn of Halliburton's, they used their mind control techniques to make him change the movies around.

> The bastids.

Indeed.

Haliburton killed bambi's mom.

Frank: you, jonag, Turkeyhead and Pam have me rollin'!

Halliburton bit Old Yeller, giving him rabies and took out the dogs in "Where the Red Fern Grows," which only go to further prove the whole dogs/puppies theme.

Hey! I work for Halliburton and I resemble those remarks! Heh. Nice work Frank. I think I like this one best and am posting it on the bulletin board in the office.

Halliburton builds soda machines that fall on people and KILL THEM!! Kerry-Edwards 2004!!!

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You commentors are sometimes pretty funny.

Pam--that may be the best one I've read yet!

Is Halliburton the Umbrella Corporation?

Halliburton killed Laci Peterson! I mean Halliburton's front group, that satanic cult!

And let's not forget the lesser known light-sabre division, which sabotaged Obi-Wan's light-sabre leading to his death at the hands of Dick Cheney, er, Darth Vader.

Would that all even FIT on one t-shirt?

Oh, come on people. You're missing the obvcious one: Luggage. Halliburton makes really cool but evil luggage for all those evil jetsetting executives with their evil but sexy cool secretaries, and all those nifty aluminum and plastic cases for all the evil cool technology that no god-fearing person would want to touch much less know how to operate, such as oscilloscopes, direction finders, phone buggers, poison gas dispensers, disassembled assault sniper rifles, and of course, suitcase nukes.

"The death star." Pfft. You people have no VISION.

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